Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

From now on, people will refer to you as someone of a certain age, old pal! I wish you the greatest of birthdays!
Happy birthday big brother from your visibly younger, funnier, and more attractive sister!

Don’t worry, you also have some good attributes too - they're just perhaps a little less obvious!
As far as elder brothers go, you’re
alright I guess!

I mean, don’t let that go to your head,
it’s not like you’d win any awards for
the ultimate brother or anything!

I hope you have a truly wonderful
birthday this year, bro!
Happy birthday, handsome!

I’m not surprised that people don’t believe you’re my boyfriend at times; I have a hard time believing someone so perfect can be real too sometimes!
Today is all about this one!

So, just like any other day really!
As best friends we took a vow some time ago to always be honest with each other, so if I’m being totally truthful with you today I have to confess that I’m mainly here for the cake!

Happy birthday, bestie!
I’m not saying you are old, but you
used to have a dinosaur for a pet!

Have a great birthday, old friend!
You are so old that your hair colour can be bought in the supermarket. I wish you a great birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday, bro!

I didn’t forget to get you a gift this year,
I simply couldn’t find anything good
enough for you!

As my elder brother, you deserve but
the best and if nothing lives up to the
very highest standards that you
deserve then it isn’t worthy!

To reiterate, I definitely didn’t forget.

I hope you have an amazing day!
As you get older you get wiser… is
what I’d say to most people, but not
in your case, bro!

Happy birthday, my dear elder brother!
Happy birthday to my fun uncle!

I’m wishing for many more years of being delighted by your witty remarks and watching you laugh at your own dad jokes!
There is no getting away from it, but working here has aged you, my friend! Never mind, I guess you can’t be too far off retirement now anyway!

I’m just messing with you... you’ll be working here forever!

All the best, pal!
Happy birthday to my elder brother!

Yet another birthday has come around where I get to remind you once more that I am, and always will be, younger than you!

I hope you have a fantastic birthday today, my dear brother!
Happy birthday to my favourite husband!

There are lots of good things that come
with age, but the very best part of getting
older is that each year the cake has to get
bigger to accommodate the extra candles!
Happy birthday, teacher!

Something I never thought I would
ever say, but you make class fun! I
actually look forward to your lessons!

And before you ask, no, I don’t have a
concussion - I’m being totally honest!

Have a great birthday!

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