Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
I was trying to come up with a reason
or some excuse for why I didn’t wish
you a happy birthday the other day,
but the truth is I simply forgot.
After all, you know what they say;
honesty is the best policy!
or some excuse for why I didn’t wish
you a happy birthday the other day,
but the truth is I simply forgot.
After all, you know what they say;
honesty is the best policy!
Having a best friend like me is worth not one, but three! I hope you know just how fortunate you are to have me!
Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, bestie!
Today’s all about me, which isn’t much different to any other day really!
I’m glad you were there to witness the discovery of fire. You will need it to light all of those candles later. Happy birthday, friend!
Happy birthday, my lovely!
Don’t be offended if people start buying you anti-ageing products as birthday gifts - they just want your youthful looks to last forever!
Just make sure they include a gift receipt so that you can exchange them for something better!
Don’t be offended if people start buying you anti-ageing products as birthday gifts - they just want your youthful looks to last forever!
Just make sure they include a gift receipt so that you can exchange them for something better!
I never would have imagined that the person who tormented me the most as a kid would grow up to be my best buddy!
Happy birthday, my dear elder bro!
Happy birthday, my dear elder bro!
How do you do it, my love? How do you defy nature and manage to look younger with each passing birthday?!
It’s supposed to work the opposite way!
Love you!
It’s supposed to work the opposite way!
Love you!
Happy birthday, my perfect man!
Sometimes I think you’re too good to be
true, but then you go and do something
that brings me back down to earth!
I’m just kidding, I really am very lucky to
have ended up with a husband like you!
Sometimes I think you’re too good to be
true, but then you go and do something
that brings me back down to earth!
I’m just kidding, I really am very lucky to
have ended up with a husband like you!
Happy birthday to my childhood bestie!
Do you know how I know that you’re a
true friend? Well, it’s because you’ve
stuck around and tolerated me for all
these years!
You must have the patience of a saint!
I hope you enjoy your special day today!
Do you know how I know that you’re a
true friend? Well, it’s because you’ve
stuck around and tolerated me for all
these years!
You must have the patience of a saint!
I hope you enjoy your special day today!
Had I known forgetting your birthday would’ve caused so much trouble I’d have tried harder to remember it! I definitely won’t miss another one, that’s for sure!
Happy belated birthday!
Happy belated birthday!
Happy birthday to my gorgeous, hilarious, incredible girlfriend!
No wonder we’re such a perfect match!
No wonder we’re such a perfect match!
Many congratulations to you on
this very special birthday of yours!
Of course, we all know that the big
birthdays are every decade or so,
but the truth is that when you get
to your age every year is special
and cause for celebration!
Happy birthday!
this very special birthday of yours!
Of course, we all know that the big
birthdays are every decade or so,
but the truth is that when you get
to your age every year is special
and cause for celebration!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, cousin!
Your birthday is the perfect opportunity for me to remind you that you’re getting older! Perhaps on one of these birthdays, you’ll start getting wiser too!
Your birthday is the perfect opportunity for me to remind you that you’re getting older! Perhaps on one of these birthdays, you’ll start getting wiser too!
As your elder sibling, it’s my duty to boss you around and act as though you’re always bothering me but seeing as today is your special day I’ll give you a break!
Happy birthday to you, little sis!
Happy birthday to you, little sis!
I have decided that you don’t
need any candles on your
birthday cake this year, my love.
I mean, what else could you
possibly wish for other than
having an amazing girlfriend,
which you already have!
Happy birthday, my lucky man!
need any candles on your
birthday cake this year, my love.
I mean, what else could you
possibly wish for other than
having an amazing girlfriend,
which you already have!
Happy birthday, my lucky man!
