50 Best Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Brother

Brighten your brother’s birthday with these hilarious birthday wishes that will provide a little comedy to their special day!

Your brother is your oldest friend (well, maybe) and someone you know inside and out, so you know better than anyone how far you can joke with them! Be it sarcastic wishes making fun of their age or just reminding them of some embarrassing childhood memories, we’ve got funny birthday wishes to suit every sense of humor! 😄

How can I wish my brother a unique happy birthday?
You might be wondering how to wish your brother a happy birthday in a funny and unique way. We have the answer with short funny quotes & captions, funny birthday wishes with emojis 😂, and funny birthday images specifically for your brother! With the help of these hilarious messages, you will ensure your brother has the funniest birthday possible!

20 Quick Quotes & Funny Captions for Your Brother

• Happy birthday from mom’s favorite!
• Older but no wiser, am I right bro! Happy birthday!
• Being my brother is the best birthday gift you could wish for. You’re welcome!
• Happy birthday, bro! I’d never miss an opportunity to point out you’re getting older!
• Everyone should have a brother like you. Then they’d understand what I put up with!
• Happy birthday to my handsome brother who reminds me a lot of myself!
• Growing up with a brother like you wasn’t easy, but I wouldn’t have chosen anyone else!
• Another trip around the sun, bro. You must be getting tired in your old age!
• Happy birthday to my crazy brother! Wishing you a weird and wonderful birthday!
• If having a younger brother has taught me anything, it would be patience.
• Happy birthday to a great role model! Not to me, but to somebody else I’m sure!
• Just because you’re getting older doesn’t mean you have to grow up, bro!
• A brother can also be a best friend. I wonder what that must be like!
• I won’t make fun of your age today, brother. I’ll wait until tomorrow when you’re even older!
• People say you can’t pick your family, which explains why I’m stuck with you! Happy birthday, big bro!
• With age comes experience, and you’ve mastered the art of being annoying! HBD!
• We spent a lot of time fighting growing up, bro. I guess some things never change!
• Bro, this birthday brings a sad fact: you can no longer party like you used to!
• Your birthday marks another year that I’ve put up with you for!
• Happy birthday to mom and dad’s second favorite! Enjoy your day, bro!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother

Happy birthday, bro! If you weren’t my brother we’d still be friends. In fact, we’d probably be even better friends!

Happy birthday, brother! Enjoy the one day of the year where all of the attention will be on you for a change! 😜

Happy birthday to one lucky guy! You’re lucky that you get to be my brother!

Happy birthday, brother! It’s funny how each year you become another year older, yet you never really seem to grow up! 😝

Happy birthday, brother!

You might be another year older, but that
doesn’t necessarily mean you’re any wiser!

How is it possible that each year
you find new ways to bug me...
I guess you’re getting more 
experienced with age, bro!

Happy birthday! 😂

Happy birthday, brother! I’m so glad to see that even though you’re getting older, you still haven’t lost that childish sense of humor of yours!

No other brother
Is as funny as you
Unless you count me
Which I guess I do!

Happy birthday, bro!

Happy birthday to my wonderful, smart, and funny brother who reminds me a lot of myself! Our good traits must be something that runs in the family, bro! 🙌

May you have a birthday that’s as great as we are!

Few people can make me laugh the way that you do, brother! I’m forever thankful for you. Happy birthday. 

Happy birthday, brother! Luckily for you, we share the same DNA which means you also benefit from many of the funny and wonderful qualities that I have! 🧬️😆

Happy birthday, bro! Growing up with you might not have always been easy, but I wouldn’t have chosen anyone else!

Happy birthday to my not-so-little brother!

Of course, you’ve had a great role model to follow but I truly am so proud of the man you’re growing up to be.

There’s a reason why brother and bother are almost spelt the same… Because in reality there’s very little difference between them! Happy birthday, bro!

Happy birthday, bro! I’ve spent so many years laughing at you and I’m sure that I’ll spend many more laughing with you! I’m so lucky to have a funny brother like you!

Happy birthday, brother! Your birthday cake is definitely going to present a fire hazard this year, what with all the candles that’ll be on top of it!

Living in my shadow can’t be easy, bro, but I hope you find some of the spotlight today! Happy bday! 🎂

Brother, if ever there was a time
to cut you some slack it would have to
be on your birthday! You can consider
that my gift to you this year! 🎁

Brother,
You’re another year older
So what can I say
It’s best not to think about it 
And just celebrate your day!
Happy birthday! 🎂 

Brothers are unique. They’re the only person who will pick on you, but will make anyone else who tries the same regret it!

I wouldn’t trade you for anything, bro.
Well, I say anything, but let’s be honest…
everyone has their price! Happy birthday!

There’s no other brother
Who’s quite like you
You truly are unique
And super awesome, too!

My brother is my biggest idol and very best friend… until he annoys me, then he’s my greatest nemesis!

Happy birthday, bro! I’m still not totally convinced that we’re related… Surely you must be my brother from another mother!

I may find it funny that you’re
turning another year older today,
brother, but I’m sure I won’t be
laughing when it’s my turn next! 😂

Few siblings have a bro like you
Which is perhaps for the best
Since you’d probably be too
Much to handle for all the rest! 😜

A brother like you 
is a dream come true…
if your dream is to have 
a super annoying brother,
that is! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my old-age brother! Be careful when you’re blowing out the candles on your cake today that your false teeth don’t fall out!

Happy birthday to my always annoying but never boring brother! I wouldn’t have you any other way, bro!

Happy birthday, brother!

I imagine that looking at me right
now must be like looking into a much
younger and better looking mirror!

Happy birthday to the funniest guy I know: my brother! May your day be full of comedy, one that’s as funny and as hilarious as you are! 😂

Happy birthday to my brother who I wouldn’t change for any other! You’re so close to perfect that I can’t imagine there’s another brother much better than you out there!

Happy birthday, brother!
I didn’t get you a gift this year
But never fear because I’m here!

What better gift is there than me!

Funny Birthday Quotes for Brother

You don’t get older, bro, you just get more awesome!

Happy birthday from mom’s favorite! 😂

Another trip around the sun
Another year no wiser!

Happy birthday, brother!

Age ain’t nothing but a number, bro! 😉

Happy birthday, bro!
I don’t say it often enough but… YOU ROCK!

Bro, you will always be my partner in crime. Until we get caught, that is. Then it’s all on you!

It’s not a good sign when the candles start to cost more than the cake!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, bro! May all your birthday wishes come true (within reason)!

Brothers don’t get older
Because they never grow up!

Best birthday wishes to mom’s second favorite kid!

Happy birthday, bro! There is no better gift than simply being my brother!

Don’t worry about getting older, brother…
You’ll always have me to remind you of what it’s like to look young!

“What causes sibling rivalry? Having more than one kid.”
— Tim Allen

You might be another year older but you don’t seem any more grown up!

May you always stay young, funny, and cheeky, brother! Happy birthday to you! 😝

New year, new you! Be the person you were too lazy to be yesterday, bro!

Happy birthday to a brother like no other!
The world simply couldn’t handle 2 of you!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother From Sister

“What brothers say to tease their sisters has nothing to do with what they really think of them.”
— Esther M. Friesner

Sending the best birthday wishes to my brother from the funniest sister! You’re lucky to have such a spectacular sibling who is as funny as I am!

Being your sister is both
A privilege and a chore
But most of the time
It’s a role I adore!

Happy birthday, bro!

I’ve secretly wondered if you were adopted, perhaps my brother from another mother, but deep down I knew you were really my brother. I always held onto that little bit of hope that it might be true, though!

Happy birthday from your beautiful, wonderful, and super funny sister!

It’s not hard for me to remember what you were like as a kid, as you really haven’t changed all that much since then! Happy birthday from your sister, bro!

Happy birthday to the best brother a sister could wish for! It’s nice to know I have you to fight my battles, but when you’re not around I learned from the best!

Happy birthday to our parent's second favorite child: my brother!

A brother isn’t truly a brother if he isn’t super annoying every now and then! I’ll take the good with the bad!

Happy birthday to the world’s luckiest brother! If you’re wondering why you’re so lucky, it’s obviously because you have a super fab sister like me!

Happy birthday to the best kid brother a sister could wish for! You might be crazy and sometimes annoying, but I wouldn’t trade you for the world!

Looking for funny birthday wishes for your younger or elder brother? Check out our specially crafted messages just for them here!

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