Funny Birthday Wishes for Wife

50 happy birthday wishes found:

A wonderful wife
In you, I found
You truly and simply
Are the best around!

Happy birthday, dear!
Never in my wildest dreams
My wife, the love of my life
Happy birthday, my love! You are so much more than simply a mother and wife; you’re our constant source of happiness and laughter!

May you have a fab and funny birthday that fills you with the same joy that you bring to us!
The woman who made my life whole
Home is where your wife is
Happy birthday, my lovely wife!

May you enjoy your special day where all of the attention is on you! Although, if we’re being honest you shine in the spotlight each and every day!
My gorgeous wife, always more beautiful
Happy birthday to my perfect wife
A mother and wife
The love of my life
You’re a gift from above
You’re my one true love!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
Happy birthday, my lovely wife!

I’m so lucky to have found possibly
the only woman in the world who
shares the same sense of humor
as I do! We may not be very funny,
but at least we can be not very
funny together!
Another trip around the sun for my wife
Huge congratulations to my incredible
wife who not only deserves a big slice
of birthday cake today, but she also
deserves a medal or a trophy for
putting up with a husband like me!

You truly are a saint, my dear!
Happy birthday to you, with love!
Happy birthday, my lovely wife! I hope you continue to receive the best in life, just like you got me! 😜
I truly won the jackpot
With a wife like you
Who has so much beauty
And is super smart, too!

Your beauty and your brains
Are both mesmerizing, dear!
Happy birthday!
If I’m a funny husband it’s only because I have such a funny wife! You are my inspiration and the driving force behind everything that I do. I truly am blessed to have found someone who is as special as you. 

Happy birthday, my sweetheart!
Happy birthday, my sweet wife!

You’ll always be my happy place
The one who makes me laugh
You’re the better version of me
Quite literally my better half!
Happy birthday, my love! Just like the finest and most desirable bottle of vintage wine, you only improve with age and become more valuable!
Happy birthday, my sweet wife!

I have a secret for you… I have a special
smile which I save only for you! You
make me smile and laugh like no other!
Isn’t it funny that the best way to remember your wife’s birthday is actually to forget it once… Trust me, if you're lucky enough to be forgiven you’ll never forget it again after that!

Happy birthday to my lovely lady today!
Happy birthday to my dear wife, so sweet and funny. Your love makes every day of my life so warm and sunny! 😎
Happy birthday, my love!

If you weren’t my wife I’m not sure that you would tolerate me… I mean, you’re legally bonded to me now but if we were still just friends and you knew then what you know now, I’m sure you would’ve made smarter life choices! You must have a lot of patience to put up with me!

So thank you, my love, for putting up with me. You truly are a good woman!