Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Wife to Make Her Laugh

It’s your wife’s birthday once again and the pressure is on to send her the best and funniest birthday wishes!

You and your wife probably met through a shared sense of humour, so she’s likely expecting some funny birthday wishes from her husband on her special day! But it needn’t be a challenging task as we’re here to help!

We’ve put together a collection of funny quotes and wishes that are sure to make your wife laugh out loud and remind her why she married you in the first place: because of your witty and funny personality! 

50 Funny Wishes & Short Quotes for Your Wife on Her Birthday

• Happy birthday to a wife who’s as sweet as she is funny!
• Happy birthday to my wife who deserves a trophy for putting up with a husband like me!
• The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once… You’ll never forget it again after that!
• Happy birthday, my wonderful wife! I wanted to get you something amazing for your special day but then I realised you already have the best gift in the world: me!
• Happy birthday, my love! Just like the finest wine, you only improve with age and become more desirable!
• “Sometimes I look at my wife and think damn, she's a lucky woman!” — Unknown
• Happy birthday to the world’s best wife, from the world’s most wonderful husband! Together, we’re a dream team!
• Wishing my wonderful wife a happy birthday on her least favourite day of the year: the day she turns another year older!
• Happy birthday, my lovely wife! I hope you continue to receive the best in life, just like you got me!
• My love, neither of us appear as old as we actually are... You don’t look your age and I don’t act mine! Together, we’ll be young forever!
• After all these years of marriage, my smile still reaches my eyes whenever I see you! Happy birthday, dear wife!
• Today is her day (so just like any other day really!). Happy birthday, love!
• Happy birthday, wifey! How you haven’t grown tired of me yet I will never understand!
• Happy birthday to my gorgeous wife! In my eyes, you’re more beautiful now than when we first met. It is possible, however, that with age my eyesight has gotten worse!
• Another trip around the sun but you wouldn’t be able to tell! If anything you look even younger and more beautiful than ever, my sweet wife!
• Happy birthday to the best in my life: my super funny and adorable wife!
• They say that a man is only as good as the woman he married, which I guess is why I’m so spectacular! It’s all thanks to you, my love!
• Happy birthday to my gorgeous wife! You’re even more beautiful now than the stunning woman I fell in love with all those years ago!
• Happy birthday to my lovely wife! We chose to be together for better or for worse. You’re better and I’m worse!
• Wife, I’ll love you even when you’re old and grey, which isn’t looking like it’s too far away!
• Happy birthday to the one who can always make me laugh and put a smile on my face!
• It’s my wife’s birthday today so I told her to be happy, forget about her worries, and embrace her mistakes… She was so pleased that she hugged me.
• Marriage is about compromise: I accept the fault and she agrees with it!
• I wanted my wife to be as happy as can be on her birthday… So, I put a cape on her and now she’s super happy!
• Big birthday greetings to my wonderful wife: my one and only, the love of my life! I could never forget your birthday, 
• my love. I’d never hear the end of it!
• Happy birthday to a super amazing, truly wonderful, and hilariously funny person who reminds me a lot of myself: my wife! We’re a perfect match, my love!
• Happy birthday to my witty wife who always sees the funny side of things!
• Wishing a birthday full of love and laughter to the incredible woman who made my life whole: my lovely wife!
• Happy birthday, my sweet wife! You’ll always be my happy place, the one who makes me laugh, you’re the better version of me - quite literally my better half!
• Marriage is like a rollercoaster: it has its ups and downs!
• Happy wife, happy life!
• “Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.” — Kathy Mohnke
• Before we got married we were madly in love with each other. Now, we’re just mad with each other!
• After all these years of marriage, I’ve finally accepted that she's always right. Since then, we’ve magically stopped fighting!
• In a marriage, there’s always one who remembers important dates and the other who never does. Since I’m wishing you a happy birthday today I’ll let you guess who’s who!
• In you, I found my soulmate. We’re two peas in a pod. We share the same sense of humour. And we’re both a little bit odd! 
• Happy heartfelt birthday from your husband, my love! We should’ve got married on your birthday so I’d never forget it!
• You shouldn’t ever laugh at your wife’s mistakes, since the reality is you’re one of them!
• Happy birthday, my love! I think you’ll agree that there are two sides to a marriage: the one who’s always right and the other who’s the husband.
• Wife, another trip around the sun means you’re another year older. Luckily you have a supportive husband in me to help you through this tough time!