Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Wife to Make Her Laugh


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It’s your wife’s birthday once again and the pressure is on to send her the best and funniest birthday wishes!

You and your wife probably met through a shared sense of humour, so she’s likely expecting some funny birthday wishes from her husband on her special day! But it needn’t be a challenging task as we’re here to help!

We’ve put together a collection of funny quotes and wishes that are sure to make your wife laugh out loud and remind her why she married you in the first place: because of your witty and funny personality! 

50 Funny Wishes & Short Quotes for Your Wife on Her Birthday

  • Happy birthday to a wife who’s as sweet as she is funny!
  • Happy birthday to my wife who deserves a trophy for putting up with a husband like me!
  • The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once… You’ll never forget it again after that!
  • Happy birthday, my wonderful wife! I wanted to get you something amazing for your special day but then I realised you already have the best gift in the world: me!
  • Happy birthday, my love! Just like the finest wine, you only improve with age and become more desirable!
  • “Sometimes I look at my wife and think damn, she's a lucky woman!” — Unknown
  • Happy birthday to the world’s best wife, from the world’s most wonderful husband! Together, we’re a dream team!
  • Wishing my wonderful wife a happy birthday on her least favourite day of the year: the day she turns another year older!
  • Happy birthday, my lovely wife! I hope you continue to receive the best in life, just like you got me!
  • My love, neither of us appear as old as we actually are... You don’t look your age and I don’t act mine! Together, we’ll be young forever!
  • After all these years of marriage, my smile still reaches my eyes whenever I see you! Happy birthday, dear wife!
  • Today is her day (so just like any other day really!). Happy birthday, love!
  • Happy birthday, wifey! How you haven’t grown tired of me yet I will never understand!
  • Happy birthday to my gorgeous wife! In my eyes, you’re more beautiful now than when we first met. It is possible, however, that with age my eyesight has gotten worse!
  • Another trip around the sun but you wouldn’t be able to tell! If anything you look even younger and more beautiful than ever, my sweet wife!
  • Happy birthday to the best in my life: my super funny and adorable wife!
  • They say that a man is only as good as the woman he married, which I guess is why I’m so spectacular! It’s all thanks to you, my love!
  • Happy birthday to my gorgeous wife! You’re even more beautiful now than the stunning woman I fell in love with all those years ago!
  • Happy birthday to my lovely wife! We chose to be together for better or for worse. You’re better and I’m worse!
  • Wife, I’ll love you even when you’re old and grey, which isn’t looking like it’s too far away!
  • Happy birthday to the one who can always make me laugh and put a smile on my face!
  • It’s my wife’s birthday today so I told her to be happy, forget about her worries, and embrace her mistakes… She was so pleased that she hugged me.
  • Marriage is about compromise: I accept the fault and she agrees with it!
  • I wanted my wife to be as happy as can be on her birthday… So, I put a cape on her and now she’s super happy!
  • Big birthday greetings to my wonderful wife: my one and only, the love of my life! I could never forget your birthday, 
  • my love. I’d never hear the end of it!
  • Happy birthday to a super amazing, truly wonderful, and hilariously funny person who reminds me a lot of myself: my wife! We’re a perfect match, my love!
  • Happy birthday to my witty wife who always sees the funny side of things!
  • Wishing a birthday full of love and laughter to the incredible woman who made my life whole: my lovely wife!
  • Happy birthday, my sweet wife! You’ll always be my happy place, the one who makes me laugh, you’re the better version of me - quite literally my better half!
  • Marriage is like a rollercoaster: it has its ups and downs!
  • Happy wife, happy life!
  • “Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.” — Kathy Mohnke
  • Before we got married we were madly in love with each other. Now, we’re just mad with each other!
  • After all these years of marriage, I’ve finally accepted that she's always right. Since then, we’ve magically stopped fighting!
  • In a marriage, there’s always one who remembers important dates and the other who never does. Since I’m wishing you a happy birthday today I’ll let you guess who’s who!
  • In you, I found my soulmate. We’re two peas in a pod. We share the same sense of humour. And we’re both a little bit odd! 
  • Happy heartfelt birthday from your husband, my love! We should’ve got married on your birthday so I’d never forget it!
  • You shouldn’t ever laugh at your wife’s mistakes, since the reality is you’re one of them!
  • Happy birthday, my love! I think you’ll agree that there are two sides to a marriage: the one who’s always right and the other who’s the husband.
  • Wife, another trip around the sun means you’re another year older. Luckily you have a supportive husband in me to help you through this tough time!
In you, I found my soulmate 
We’re two peas in a pod
We share the same sense of humor 
And we’re both a little bit odd!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
My wife, the love of my life
Happy birthday to my perfect wife
A wonderful wife
In you, I found
You truly and simply
Are the best around!

Happy birthday, dear!
Never in my wildest dreams
Another trip around the sun for my wife
Isn’t it funny that the best way to remember your wife’s birthday is actually to forget it once… Trust me, if you're lucky enough to be forgiven you’ll never forget it again after that!

Happy birthday to my lovely lady today!
Home is where your wife is
My gorgeous wife, always more beautiful
Happy birthday, my lovely wife!

I’m so lucky to have found possibly
the only woman in the world who
shares the same sense of humor
as I do! We may not be very funny,
but at least we can be not very
funny together!
Happy birthday, my sweet wife!

You’ll always be my happy place
The one who makes me laugh
You’re the better version of me
Quite literally my better half!
The woman who made my life whole
Huge congratulations to my incredible
wife who not only deserves a big slice
of birthday cake today, but she also
deserves a medal or a trophy for
putting up with a husband like me!

You truly are a saint, my dear!
Happy birthday to you, with love!
Happy birthday, my lovely wife! I hope you continue to receive the best in life, just like you got me! 😜
Your birthday is the one day of
the year when I suddenly turn into
a romantic so enjoy these rare,
soppy, love-filled hours!

Happy birthday, my love!
A mother and wife
The love of my life
You’re a gift from above
You’re my one true love!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
Happy birthday, my love! You are so much more than simply a mother and wife; you’re our constant source of happiness and laughter!

May you have a fab and funny birthday that fills you with the same joy that you bring to us!
Happy birthday, my wonderful wife!

I set out to get you the most amazing, meaningful, and heart-touching gift this year when I realized that you already have me! You truly are a very lucky lady!
Happy birthday to my gorgeous wife!

In my eyes, you are more beautiful
now than when we first met. Although,
it's possible that with age my eyesight
has gotten worse since then!
Happy birthday to my dear wife, so sweet and funny. Your love makes every day of my life so warm and sunny! 😎
A husband like me
Who’s so fantastic
Can too be both
Funny and romantic!

Happy birthday,
My lovely wife!
If I’m a funny husband it’s only because I have such a funny wife! You are my inspiration and the driving force behind everything that I do. I truly am blessed to have found someone who is as special as you. 

Happy birthday, my sweetheart!
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