Huge congratulations to my incredible wife who not only deserves a big slice of birthday cake today, but she also deserves a medal or a trophy for putting up with a husband like me!
You truly are a saint, my dear! Happy birthday to you, with love!
I’m so lucky to have found possibly the only woman in the world who shares the same sense of humor as I do! We may not be very funny, but at least we can be not very funny together!
Isn’t it funny that the best way to remember your wife’s birthday is actually to forget it once… Trust me, if you're lucky enough to be forgiven you’ll never forget it again after that!
If I’m a funny husband it’s only because I have such a funny wife! You are my inspiration and the driving force behind everything that I do. I truly am blessed to have found someone who is as special as you.