Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Wife to Make Her Laugh


Happy birthday to a super amazing, truly wonderful, and hilariously funny person who reminds me a lot of myself: my wife! We’re a perfect match, my love!
Today is your birthday 
It’s all about you 
So no different really
To any other day!

Happy birthday, wife!
Happy birthday, honey.

I’m not going to tease you about your age or joke around on your birthday this year… I mean, the fact that you're turning such a grand age in itself is more than enough for you to deal with!
Each year that you get older,
It always amazes me how you
Haven’t grown tired of me yet!
I’m so very lucky to have found 
A truly wonderful wife like you
Who is still willing to put up
With all the silly things I do! 

You have the patience of a saint,
My love! Happy birthday to you! 
Happy birthday to the world’s best wife, from the world’s most wonderful husband! Together, we truly make a dream team, my love!
After all these years of marriage, my smile still reaches my eyes whenever I see you!

Happy birthday, my dear wife!
Your birthday is the one day of
the year when I suddenly turn into
a romantic so enjoy these rare,
soppy, love-filled hours!

Happy birthday, my love!
My lovely wife, another trip around the sun sees you turn another year older. Luckily you have a supportive husband in me to help you through this tough time!
Happy birthday to my gorgeous wife!

In my eyes, you are more beautiful
now than when we first met. Although,
it's possible that with age my eyesight
has gotten worse since then!
I hope your birthday this year is a funny one, my love! I mean, if you don’t laugh when you start thinking about your age you’ll cry instead!
I’m pretty lucky to have a wife
like you but you’re so, so incredibly
lucky to have a husband like me!

Happy birthday, my sweetheart!
Happy birthday, my love! The only slight sign that you’re getting older is your laughter lines, and they’re only from having a funny husband like me!
Out of all the people in the world, what were the chances that two crazy kids like us would meet! In you, I truly found my soulmate.

Happy birthday, my love!

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