Huge congratulations to my incredible wife who not only deserves a big slice of birthday cake today, but she also deserves a medal or a trophy for putting up with a husband like me!
You truly are a saint, my dear! Happy birthday to you, with love!
I’m not going to tease you about your age or joke around on your birthday this year… I mean, the fact that you're turning such a grand age in itself is more than enough for you to deal with!
Happy birthday to a super amazing, truly wonderful, and hilariously funny person who reminds me a lot of myself: my wife! We’re a perfect match, my love!
I set out to get you the most amazing, meaningful, and heart-touching gift this year when I realized that you already have me! You truly are a very lucky lady!