Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Female

Were found 32 happy birthday messages:

Happy birthday to a beautiful, funny,
and charismatic friend of mine who
reminds me a lot of myself in many
ways! We’re so similar that it’s no
wonder we get along so well!

I hope you have a fabulous birthday
today, at least as fabulous as we are!
You know all my flaws
Happy birthday to my sanity-saving friend
Happy birthday to my unique best friend! I mean, you really are a one of a kind girl; you’re unlike anybody else I’ve ever met!

Whether that’s due to reasons better or for worse, I’ll leave that up to you to decide!
Everyone needs a great gal pal and I’m
lucky that I have you!

Or rather should I say you’re fortunate
to have a best friend like me… I guess
we’re lucky to have each other!

I hope you have a birthday today that’s
as outstanding as our friendship!
I often ask myself, what was it that
I did to deserve a friend like you?

Well, the conclusion I always come
to is that I must have done something
severely wrong in a past life to
deserve such a punishment!

I’m just messing with you, bestie!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, bestie!

May our friendship last so long that we
reach an age where we can no longer
remember each other’s birthday!
Smart, funny, and super cute…
But enough about me, today’s
your special day!

Happy birthday, bestie!
I often wonder what the recipe is to a
long-lasting friendship like ours. I mean,
we’ve been best friends for such a long
time we must have the answer!

Well, when you give it some thought
it’s quite obvious really… We’ve simply
told each other far too many secrets
over the years!

We’re locked into this friendship for life!

Happy birthday to you, bestie!
Sure, today is your birthday, but it isn’t really much different to any other day as you’ll be the center of attention as always!

It can’t be helped, my friend, the spotlight just naturally shines on you!

Happy birthday, my dear!
Isn’t it funny how most people mature and grow up as they age, yet you cleverly continue to defy getting older by not doing those things!

I guess that must only mean you’re getting younger then, bestie! Happy birthday to you!
Don’t worry about wrinkles or laughter lines, my friend! They’re just the mark of a life well-lived!

Sending all my love to you on your special day today!
Happy birthday to you today, sweetie!

As your best friend, I want to remind you that life is about the journey, not the destination. Look at it as a marathon and not a sprint.

So with that said, perhaps it’s time to start slowing down and stop aging so quickly because at this rate you’ll be old before you know it!
As best friends we took a vow some time ago to always be honest with each other, so if I’m being totally truthful with you today I have to confess that I’m mainly here for the cake!

Happy birthday, bestie!
Turning another year older doesn’t
have to be all doom and gloom!

Sure, you’re not getting any younger
but look on the positive side: you’re
a year closer to retirement!

Think of all the good times we’ll be
able to have with all that free time!
Today I am wishing a very happy birthday
to my bestie who seems to age more
gracefully than anyone else I know!

Honestly, if you were to bottle and sell
your age-defying secret you would
instantly become a millionaire, girl!
Happy birthday, girl!

I’m so lucky to have a best friend like you!

I mean, obviously I’d be luckier if I had a
celebrity or a socialite friend who could
get me into exclusive parties, but you’ll do!