Funny Birthday Wishes

Were found 64 happy birthday messages:

Sooner than you think, there will be no point in colouring your hair; you will have to buy a wig. So stop worrying about losing all your hair.

I wish you a spectacular and funny birthday and many more amazing days to come, dear friend!
I must be crazy
Age hasn’t been kind to you, my friend
As you get older, my love, unfortunately so
do your jokes! Luckily you have a funny
girlfriend to make up for them!

Happy birthday!
To the best of all friends,
the most outrageously
and utterly funny, I
wish all the happiness
in the world, and a truly
amazing day. Have a
joyous bday, my man!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!

Knowing all your secrets never stopped
me from wanting to be your friend or
from getting to know you better. It should
have, but it didn’t.

There is most certainly something wrong
with me. But that’s ok, because there is
something wrong with you too.

Have an awesome birthday you lovely weirdo!
My man is getting older today. Another year and so many memories. Happy birthday, dude!

From the bottom of my heart I’m wishing you the best, and I'm hoping time starts to slow down or else you'll soon become an old man!
Just one friend? No, I have many, but today is your birthday, which, I guess, makes you the most special of them all today. At least for one day, you should get to know how that feels.

Just kidding. You are my bestie and you know it. You are my special friend all year long.

Have the greatest of birthdays and many more to come!
Party, check. Cake, check. Candles, check. Gifts, check. Wait, I’m forgetting something. Oh yeah, best friend, check! Have the greatest of days!
Happy birthday from the one person who
knows all of your flaws and imperfections,
but still loves you anyway!

In all seriousness though, your strengths
far outweigh any of your flaws! Wishing
you a day full of happiness, my dear, just
as you deserve!

Lots of love from your beautiful and
amazing girlfriend!
Age is just a number, but in your case it’s quite a large number indeed. Have a great birthday, my friend!
People say that you must have the
patience of a saint for putting up
with me, and they’re right!

Thank you for always being the
calm and composed person that
you are, and for bringing but serenity
and happiness into our lives!

Have a very happy birthday,
my love, my saint!
For your birthday this year,
I searched far and wide for
the perfect gift.

It took me some time, but
my search ended when I
realised that I was never
going to find a more perfect
gift than what you’ve already
got: me!

Happy birthday from your
perfect girlfriend!
You’re worth the effort, and boy,
are you a lot of effort!

Being your girlfriend requires lots
of patience, determination, courage
and perseverance.

Luckily, you have a wonderful girlfriend
with all of these great qualities!

I hope that you have an amazing day,
my love! Happy birthday!
Forgetfulness is one of the many
symptoms of ageing, my friend.

I know your memory is starting to
play tricks on you, but you shouldn’t
worry, I will always be your best friend.
I’ll be around long after you've
forgotten who I am.

Happy birthday!
You are so old that your hair colour can be bought in the supermarket. I wish you a great birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday to my boyfriend
who is flaming hot, hotter than
all the candles on his cake!

I hope that your day brings you
all the happiness that you deserve,
and that it is as sweet as you are!

Big kisses, handsome!