Funny Birthday Wishes

Were found 37 happy birthday messages:

Sooner than you think, there will be no point in colouring your hair; you will have to buy a wig. So stop worrying about losing all your hair.

I wish you a spectacular and funny birthday and many more amazing days to come, dear friend!

Happy birthday, my dear friend!

Knowing all your secrets never stopped me from wanting to be your friend or from getting to know you better. It should have, but it didn’t. There is most certainly something wrong with me. But that’s ok, because there is something wrong with you too.

Have an awesome birthday you lovely weirdo!

Party, check. Cake, check. Candles, check. Gifts, check. Wait, I’m forgetting something. Oh yeah, best friend, check! Have the greatest of days!

I’m glad you were there to see the discovery of fire. You will need it to light on all of those candles later. Happy birthday, friend!

Just one friend? No, I have many, but today is your birthday, which, I guess, makes you the most special of them all. At least for one day, you get to know the feeling.

Just kidding. You are my bestie and you know it. You are my special friend all year long.

Have the greatest of birthdays and many more to come!

I won’t say you are old, but in your last birthday, the light from your candles was so intense that scientists were drawn there because they thought there was an aurora borealis occurring in your living room.

Have a magical birthday, my friend!

If birthdays only happen once a year, how did you manage to look so old? I wish you a great birthday, my friend!

Don’t worry if you gasp or have shortness of breath when blowing out all of those candles. No matter how many candles remain, your tears will put them out.

I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come, my friend!

People say as you get older, you become wiser. This is so true… about everyone else. These people obviously haven’t met you.

Don’t be mistaken, you are old. You are really old. But not the least bit smarter.

Have a great birthday, dear friend!

Getting old is all about losing things. You start to lose your memory, your hair and even your keys. But just focus on the positive side, at least you still have your teeth. Remember to smile while you still have them.

Happy birthday, best friend!

Today is a very special day: it’s my birthday! Please, feel free to wish me well, but most of all, don’t be shy to send me a nice gift.

My man is getting older today. Another year and so many memories. Happy birthday, dude!

From the bottom of my heart I’m wishing you the best, and I'm hoping time can start to slow down or else you'll become an old man sooner.

Forgetfulness is one if the many symptoms of aging, my friend. I know your memory is starting to play tricks on you, but you shouldn’t worry, I will always be your best friend. I’ll be around long after you forgotten who I am. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, best friend! It is amazing the number of years we have been together.

Why have we put up with each other for so long? Do you think it’s because we like each other? Nope, it’s quite simple, we just know too many of each other’s secrets.

Have a fantastic day!

I’m not saying you are old, but your early years are now on the History Channel. Have an amazing birthday, old friend!