Funny Birthday Wishes

Were found 40 happy birthday messages:

Sooner than you think, there will be no point in colouring your hair; you will have to buy a wig. So stop worrying about losing all your hair.

I wish you a spectacular and funny birthday and many more amazing days to come, dear friend!
Age hasn’t been kind to you, my friend
I must be crazy
Happy birthday, my dear friend!

Knowing all your secrets never stopped me from wanting to be your friend or from getting to know you better. It should have, but it didn’t. There is most certainly something wrong with me. But that’s ok, because there is something wrong with you too.

Have an awesome birthday you lovely weirdo!
Party, check. Cake, check. Candles, check. Gifts, check. Wait, I’m forgetting something. Oh yeah, best friend, check! Have the greatest of days!
To the best of all friends,
the most outrageously
and utterly funny, I
wish all the happiness
in the world, and a truly
amazing day. Have a
joyous bday, my man!
Forgetfulness is one of the many
symptoms of ageing, my friend.

I know your memory is starting to
play tricks on you, but you shouldn’t
worry, I will always be your best friend.
I’ll be around long after you've
forgotten who I am.

Happy birthday!
I wish you a happy birthday,
my friend! I am, however,
eager for that slice of cake.

I would like to congratulate
you and all that, but again,
I’m mainly interested in the cake.
Just one friend? No, I have many, but today is your birthday, which, I guess, makes you the most special of them all today. At least for one day, you should get to know how that feels.

Just kidding. You are my bestie and you know it. You are my special friend all year long.

Have the greatest of birthdays and many more to come!
I won’t say you are old, but on your last birthday, the light from your candles was so intense that scientists were drawn there because they thought there was an aurora borealis occurring in your living room.

Have a magical birthday, my friend!
My man is getting older today. Another year and so many memories. Happy birthday, dude!

From the bottom of my heart I’m wishing you the best, and I'm hoping time starts to slow down or else you'll soon become an old man!
Happy birthday, best friend! It is amazing the number of years we have been together.

Why have we put up with each other for so long? Do you think it’s because we like each other? Nope, it’s quite simple, we just know too many of each other’s secrets.

Have a fantastic day!
People say as you get older, you become wiser. This is so true… about everyone else. These people obviously haven’t met you.

Don’t be mistaken, you are old. You are really old. But not the least bit smarter.

Have a great birthday, dear friend!
You are so old that your hair colour can be bought in the supermarket. I wish you a great birthday, my friend!
You think age is but a number and you are as young as you feel. Well, tell that to your arthritis when the time comes and you will soon see that age matters a lot.

I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come, my friend!
From now on, people will start to help you cross the street without you even asking or wanting them to. Have an amazing birthday, my friend!
Today is a very special day: it’s my birthday! Please, feel free to wish me well, but most of all, don’t be shy to send me a nice gift.