Funny Birthday Wishes

Were found 179 happy birthday messages:

Sooner than you think, there will be no point in colouring your hair; it’s all going to start falling out and then you will have to buy a wig anyway. So stop worrying about the inevitable.

I wish you a spectacular and funny birthday and many more amazing days to come, dear friend!
Age hasn’t been kind to you, my friend
I must be crazy
Happy birthday to my absolute
favourite teacher!

You are so smart, wise and so
incredibly funny but out of all
your remarkable qualities, the
thing I admire most about you
is your generosity.

For example, the amazing grade
you’re probably going to give me
because of this sincere, heartfelt
birthday message I took the time
to write for you!

Have a truly wonderful day!
Wishing you a gorgeous and funny birthday
Boyfriend, you're funny and handsome
As you get older, my love, unfortunately so
do your jokes! Luckily you have a funny
girlfriend to make up for them!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to a teacher who has
just the right balance of playfulness
and seriousness!

You’re so easy-going and all for having a
laugh, which makes your lessons the best,
but the moment someone steps out of line
something clicks in you and you come
down on them like a ton of bricks!

It’s actually quite funny to watch you go
from one extreme to the other! One
minute you’re laughing, and then the
next you could be shouting at someone!
It certainly keeps everyone on their toes!

Wishing you a calm and relaxed birthday
this year, teacher!
Your classes are always funny and entertaining, teacher!

I don’t know if you intend them to be that way, but they always leave me in stitches!

Happy birthday!
What does a beautiful girl who already has everything even need on her birthday? Nothing. That’s why I didn’t get you anything at all. 

You already have it all, my love! A charming, handsome, courageous, clever and funny boyfriend, and you also have a lot going for yourself, too!

Happy birthday, my dear girlfriend! I hope you have a truly wonderful day!
My man is getting older today. Another year and so many memories. Happy birthday, dude!

From the bottom of my heart I’m wishing you the best, and I'm hoping time starts to slow down or else you'll soon become an old man!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!

Knowing all your secrets never stopped
me from wanting to be your friend or
from getting to know you better. It should
have, but it didn’t.

There is most certainly something wrong
with me, but that’s ok because there is
something wrong with you too!

Have an awesome birthday, you lovely weirdo!
Happy birthday to my friend with benefits!

Whether or not you want to put a label
on our relationship like girlfriend and
boyfriend, there’s no question about it
that having you as a friend comes with
it’s perks!

I hope you enjoy your special day today!
Happy birthday, best friend!

It is amazing the number of years we have known each other.

Why have we put up with each other for so long? Do you think it’s because we like each other? Nope, it’s quite simple, we just know too many of each other’s secrets.

Have a fantastic day!
People say as you get older, you become wiser. This is so true… about everyone else. These people obviously haven’t met you.

Don’t be mistaken, you are old. You are really old. But not the least bit smarter.

Have a great birthday, dear friend!
Well, I didn’t really forget your birthday, I just didn’t remember it on time. I hope you had a great day. Happy belated birthday!
Dude, when the cake is cheaper than the
candles, it means you are getting old!

Have a crazy birthday, bestie!
Party, check. Cake, check. Candles, check. Gifts, check. Wait, I’m forgetting something. Oh yeah, best friend, check! Have the greatest of days!
Happy birthday to my very visibly
elder brother!

When people look at us, they have
no trouble distinguishing between
who is older and who is younger!

I still have my youthful look, and
well, grey hair and wrinkles are
on the horizon for you, bro!

Don’t get down about it, though.
I still think you’re young and fun!

Enjoy your special day, bro!