Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, my wonderfully weird
best friend! May your special day be
just as amazing, funny, and as crazy
as you are, girl! 😜
Birthday wishes and big kisses for my crush
My husband deserves a medal
Happy birthday from one wise
elder sister to her younger and
more beautiful baby sister!

I was trying to think of something
funny or witty for your birthday
message this year, but all I could
think of was silly jokes and cliche
anecdotes. I guess you got the
gift of being both the younger
one and the funny one, sis!
I'll always be the best gift you could wish for
Wishing you a gorgeous and funny birthday
Happy birthday to a super amazing, truly wonderful, and hilariously funny person who reminds me a lot of myself: my wife! We’re a perfect match, my love!
The reason I’m stuck with you
May your birthday be a hoot, sweetie
Happy birthday, sis!

You know, you actually remind me of
someone else who’s smart, beautiful,
and funny… Me! It must just be
something that runs in the family!

I hope your birthday this year is just
as wonderful as we are!
Someone as uniquely smart and as
funny as you, my friend, deserves an
equally unique and hilarious birthday!

I’m wishing you a day that’s both
full of laughs and many touching,
memorable moments!

Happy birthday to you, my best bud!
The woman who made my life whole
You’re older but still just as annoying, sis
Happy birthday to my friend with benefits!

Whether or not you want to put a label
on our relationship like girlfriend and
boyfriend, there’s no question about it
that having you as a friend comes with
it’s perks!

I hope you enjoy your special day today!
Happy birthday to my sanity-saving friend
Getting older is a trap, buddy
My naughty little brother isn’t so little anymore, but he’s still just as naughty!

May you always have the cheeky and playful personality that you’ve always had since you were small! Happy birthday to you, my dear kid bro!
Happy birthday to my always annoying
but never boring brother!

I wouldn’t have you any other way, bro!
Happy birthday to a super teacher!

Another birthday means another year
closer to retirement, and another year
closer to cashing in on that pension! 

Wishing you the very best on your
special day this year and hoping that
the year ahead is kind to you!
Happy, happy, happy birthday to you!

You always were my annoying younger brother, and I’m pleased to say that you still are my annoying little bro!

The only thing that has changed over the years is that you’ve got older, better, and more experienced in discovering new and different ways to annoy me!
Age is just a number, but in your case it’s quite a large number indeed. Have a great birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday to my wonderful teacher! If there were an award for the best teacher of the year, you would win it hands down!
Girl, you’re the big yellow sunshine
in my life that warms my heart and
brightens my days!

I’m sending you the most beautiful
birthday wishes today, my lovely
best friend!
There are lots of things in life that
naturally get better with age, and
you’re one of them!

Much like a fine wine, you just
seem to improve over the years!

Here’s to you and many more
years of becoming more delicious!
Happy birthday!
Thank you for having yet another birthday
and for being a constant reminder that I’ll
always be older than you.

Thanks a bunch, bro!

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