Happy birthday from one wise elder sister to her younger and more beautiful baby sister!
I was trying to think of something funny or witty for your birthday message this year, but all I could think of was silly jokes and cliche anecdotes. I guess you got the gift of being both the younger one and the funny one, sis!
Happy birthday to a super amazing, truly wonderful, and hilariously funny person who reminds me a lot of myself: my wife! We’re a perfect match, my love!
Whether or not you want to put a label on our relationship like girlfriend and boyfriend, there’s no question about it that having you as a friend comes with it’s perks!
You always were my annoying younger brother, and I’m pleased to say that you still are my annoying little bro!
The only thing that has changed over the years is that you’ve got older, better, and more experienced in discovering new and different ways to annoy me!