Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Someone as fabulous as you deserves to be celebrated more than just once a year! Personally, I could celebrate you every single day!

Happiest of birthdays to you, my dear!
Happy birthday to my boy friend
Today’s your special day, not mine
Whenever anyone says they wish
they had a sister, I tell them that
they’re welcome to have mine!

I’d never get rid of you that easily
though, sis! Happy birthday!
You’re really lovely now, sis
A little brother who reminds me of myself
Happy birthday to a teacher who
is a strong feature of this school!

Although, the reasons for why
you stand out so much are open
to interpretation!
Getting older is a trap, buddy
You’re my favorite girl alive, cousin
I was thinking that this year on your special day, I wanted to step up my gift game and get you something truly spectacular!

I knew it had to be something that would make you smile all the time and something you could treasure for many years to come, which is when I realized that you already have me!

Happy birthday, girl! 
When you close your eyes and blow out
the candles on your birthday cake today,
sis, I know you’ll be wishing for one thing
and one thing only: to be younger!

How do I know this? Because it’s what
we all wish for, of course!

Happy birthday, my dear sister!
As you get older so do your jokes
Happy birthday to my favorite weirdo
Happy birthday, my lovely boyfriend!

I’m sorry that I haven’t got a gift for you
this year, but let’s be honest, just being
able to see my beautiful face every day
is the best gift in itself!

You’re welcome, my love!
A brother and father figure
I must be crazy
Happy birthday to my particularly
smart girlfriend!

You were really clever choosing a
very mediocre looking boyfriend
like myself, because when I’m
standing next to you it just
exaggerates your beauty!

Not that you need me for that,
of course; you are incredibly
beautiful all by yourself!

Wishing you a lovely birthday filled
with the happiest of moments, my
stunningly beautiful girlfriend!
Happy birthday, my dear cousin! Congratulations on still maintaining your youthful looks despite the many, many, many years that are against you!
Happy birthday to one of the better-
looking men I know: my boyfriend!

You're the sweetest, craziest, and
funniest person I know; you're the
whole package really! I’m looking
forward to many happy years
ahead of making each other
smile and laugh!
Happy birthday, my sweet wife!

I have a secret for you… I have a special
smile which I save only for you! You
make me smile and laugh like no other!
Happy birthday, little sis!

It must be so nice not ever having to worry about your age because at least you’ll always be younger than me! That’s possibly the best gift I could ever give to you!
I’m wishing you a very happy birthday today, my gorgeous guy!

In the time that we’ve been together, you only appear to become more handsome with age. It’s a blessing for you, of course, but it’s also very lucky for me too!
Happy birthday, bestie!

Always remember that age is just a
number, girl. It just so happens that
in your case it’s quickly becoming
a pretty high number! 

I wouldn’t stress about it, though.
The best gift a person can receive
is another year of life!
I was going to buy you a pretty piece of jewellery this year for your birthday to compliment your jaw-dropping beauty, my love, but then I thought how unnecessary it would be when you’re already as pretty as you could be!

Happy birthday, my gorgeous girlfriend!
Just as it’s been since we were kids, I’ll laugh when you fall down but I’ll always be here to pick you back up!

Happy birthday to you today, bestie!

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