Funny Birthday Wishes


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There are a handful of siblings
Who have a brother like you
Which is perhaps for the best
Since you’d probably be too
Much to handle for all the rest!

Happy birthday, bro!
You don't look another year older, bestie
My husband's jokes get older with age
Today is my birthday! Send me expensive gifts and lovely wishes!
Home is where your wife is
Someone I’ve known forever
Don’t worry if you gasp or experience shortness of breath while blowing out all of those candles. No matter how many candles remain, your tears will put them out.

I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come, my friend!
A little brother who reminds me of myself
Boyfriend, you're funny and handsome
I wanted to get something extraordinary 
and particularly special for a cousin 
who is more like a sister to me, 
but then I realized something:
You already have all of that in me!

I hope your birthday is as wonderful and 
as meaningful as you are to me, my dear! 
Wishing a very happy birthday to you!
I know you must have been waiting all day to see a message from me appear, and I’m sorry that I missed your special day.

But you know what they say, my friend; save the best ‘till last!

Happy birthday to you!
Another trip around the sun for my wife
I must be crazy
I’m so sorry, I thought your
birthday was today!

Oh well, look on the bright side:
it looks like you’re going to be
enjoying two cakes this year
instead of just one!

I’m sending you the best belated
birthday wishes possible, my friend!
As you get older so do your jokes
My husband deserves a medal
Happy birthday to my wonderful uncle!

I could search the world over and I still wouldn’t be able to find anything that compares to the exquisite gift to mankind that you are...

That’s why I didn’t bother getting you a present this year! Enjoy your day!
Oops, I missed your birthday!

Of course, had you thrown a big party on the actual day and invited me, I would have wished you a happy birthday there and then... But, as you didn’t, I’m wishing you a late happy birthday instead!
Happy birthday to my elder bro!

We may have fought and argued as kids, purposely irritating one another with immature remarks and doing whatever we could to be annoying.

We’re much older now and technically we should be more grown-up, but nothing seems to have changed! I wouldn’t have it any other way, bro!

Wishing you all the best on your special day this year!
I have great memories of when we were younger and all the stupid things we would get up to, but we were just kids back then!

Thinking about it though, not much has changed since then so what’s our excuse going to be now!

Happy birthday to you, my dear friend!
It’s that time of the year again where
I have to act how surprised I am by
how young you look for your age!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, little sis!

It must be so nice not ever having to worry about your age because at least you’ll always be younger than me! That’s possibly the best gift I could ever give to you!
As you get older you get wiser… is
what I’d say to most people, but not
in your case, bro!

Happy birthday, my dear elder brother!
Happy birthday to you, my friend!

We sure did have some great times together as kids, but we have even better times now that we’re older! I guess a lot of things get better on their own and improve with age!
Happy birthday to my gorgeous
girlfriend who is so totally extra!

You are always on, always
excitable and very dramatic!

Your larger than life personality is
what I love most about you, though!

I hope you have the fabulous birthday
you deserve, my dear girlfriend!

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