You've always been my cousin but as the years go on you’ve become more like a bro to me, because just like a brother you love to irritate me! Happy birthday!
People say that you get more beautiful with age, but surely they mean you become more beautiful on the inside because the cracks are certainly starting to show on the outside!
I’m just kidding with you, sis! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
On your birthday this year, little brother, I propose we make a pact. I won’t reveal your age, so long as you don’t tell anyone that I’m even older than you!
Happy birthday to the world’s most awesome cousin!
Wait, I meant to say happy birthday from the world’s most awesome cousin! You’re lucky to have someone as wonderful and as cool as me in your life, cuz!
You might want to forget about your birthday but I never could! I’ll take any opportunity to remind you that you’re getting older, my friend! Happy birthday!
Over the years you have driven me up the wall and tried my patience time and time again, but really I have you to thank for that as it’s partly down to you that I’m such a calm, patient, and zen person nowadays!
I know that you might be glad of a break from me, but I wish there wasn’t so much distance between us on your birthday this year. It won’t be long and I’ll be back to annoying you with my love! 🤗