Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

The older teachers are always the wisest,
and you’re the wisest of them all, teacher!

Wishing you a very happy birthday!
I’ll keep your real age a secret
Someone I’ve known forever
Thank you for being the only teacher
whose homework doesn’t feel like a
chore. To me, it’s just as enjoyable
as your classes!

Happy birthday to you.
Nobody makes me laugh like you do, bro
You’re close to perfect
To the one I chose to spend my entire life
with, for better or for worse, I’m wishing
a super happy birthday today!
I hope our friendship grows old with us
You're almost the whole package, boyfriend
You’re never too old to have a
good time - I’m proof of that!
It doesn’t matter if year after year you look older and older because as time goes by I only love you more and more! Happy birthday, honey!
Happy birthday to my favorite weirdo
Happy birthday from mom’s favorite
You might be older than me but you certainly don’t look it! It seems as though you were blessed with the good genes in the family, sis! Happy birthday!
May your birthday be a hoot, sweetie
You're still the same as when we were kids
It’s that time of the year again where
all of the attention is on you and you
alone, my beautiful one.

Well, more so than usual, anyway!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
Whereas most people tend to get wiser with age, you simply just get older!

Happy birthday to you today, uncle!
A little brother is like
a super annoying flea:
They never leave you alone
and just let you be!

Happy birthday!
I’m so sorry, I thought your
birthday was today!

Oh well, look on the bright side:
it looks like you’re going to be
enjoying two cakes this year
instead of just one!

I’m sending you the best belated
birthday wishes possible, my friend!
Happy birthday, my dear cousin!

There aren’t many people I would choose to be my cousin and there are even fewer I’d choose to be my sister. Luckily, I didn’t have to choose between either with you as I was handed the 2 in 1!
Happy birthday to one of my dearest relatives! You might only be my cousin but to me, you will always be much more like an annoying younger sister!
I’m lucky to have a sister like you and
you’re lucky to have a brother like me.
We’re both pretty fortunate, really!
You’re worth the effort, and boy,
are you a lot of effort!

Being your girlfriend requires lots
of patience, determination, courage
and perseverance.

Luckily, you have a wonderful girlfriend
with all of these great qualities!

I hope that you have an amazing day,
my love! Happy birthday!
You deserve more than just any old gift
and only the very best is good enough
for a dear friend and great girl like you!

I refuse to get you anything that doesn’t
match how cool and awesome you are,
and as I am still yet to find that, I
haven’t got you anything at all!

You should be flattered, bestie!
Happy birthday!

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