Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

May your birthday cake this year be as sweet as you are a boyfriend, and may your candles burn as brightly as you do in my heart!
You make a handsome sidekick, my love
Our childhood memories will never fade
Happy birthday, love!

On your birthday this year, you can have anything you wish for. But really what more could you want when you already have a girlfriend like me!
You're still the same as when we were kids
There’s no one I’d rather have grown up with
Happy birthday to my wonderful wife: 
my one and only, the love of my life!

I could never forget your birthday, 
my love. After all, it wouldn’t be 
worth the repercussions! 
You’re worth the effort, my love
A cousin who still isn't showing her age
You might be older than me but you certainly don’t look it! It seems as though you were blessed with the good genes in the family, sis! Happy birthday!
I’ll still love you when you’re old and
wrinkly, and I’ll even love you when
your looks start to go.

If your hair becomes grey or you start
to bald, I’ll still love you just the same.

Which is lucky for you, because judging
by this birthday all of that isn’t too far off!

Happy birthday, my handsome boyfriend!
I finally found my prince
My elder sister reminds me of myself
Happy birthday from mom’s favorite,
brother! Don’t let that get you down
on your special day though, bro.
I’m sure you’re a very close second!
I hope our friendship grows old with us
We share the same weird personality
You are a very special person to me, and whenever you need me I’ll be there. Today I’m here to help you blow out your birthday candles.

And when the time comes I promise I won't laugh at your false teeth or prosthetic hip, that’s how much I care about you.

Cheers!
My gorgeous man is getting older and
older! Gradually turning grey and ever
closer to becoming a handsome silver fox!

Happy birthday, my love!
Happy birthday, my man! Seeing as I’m the best friend around, I’ll hold back on the jokes about how old you’re getting on your birthday this year!
They say that you’re only ever as old as you
feel and, seeing as you certainly don’t act
your age, I think it’s safe to say that you’ll
always be younger than you really are!

Happy birthday to you, bestie!
Happy birthday, little brother! You’re one year older and finally catching up with me!

My advice to you: try not to look at another birthday as getting older, simply look at it as becoming more refined and distinguished!
Happy birthday! Another year brings the hard reality that you’re not getting any younger, hubby!

At least each year you’re getting closer to retirement and finally living the easy life!
I know that turning another year older might make you a little emotional and you might even want to cry, but it’s not all that bad… just think of the positives, like the fact that you have an amazing girlfriend to comfort you in your time of need!
Happy birthday to my sweet cousin!

I wholeheartedly believe that we have a better relationship than most sisters, probably because we didn’t live together growing up!

I’m sure I would’ve grown tired of you had we been in each other’s pockets 24/7!
Happy birthday to my lifelong best bud!

You’ve been with me from the beginning and you’ll be with me forevermore! There’s no getting rid of me now!

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