Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to one of very few of my coworkers who doesn’t irritate me or drive me totally crazy! Thank you for that!
You’re like a little brother to me, cousin
A cousin sister who is utterly cool
Happy birthday to a guy with a great taste in friends!

As your best friend, I’m a prime example of the high calibre you look for in a buddy!
I see a lot of myself in you, little sis
You’re ageing like a fine wine, husband
My man is getting older today. Another year and so many memories. Happy birthday, dude!

From the bottom of my heart I’m wishing you the best, and I'm hoping time starts to slow down or else you'll soon become an old man!
Wishing you an insanely good birthday, my friend
My next boyfriend will be funnier
At your age, another trip around
the sun must be more exhausting
than ever before!
Happy birthday to someone who is lucky to have such a handsome and charismatic boyfriend: my girlfriend!

I hope you enjoy your day, my love!
I've kept my crush discreet so far
May your birthday be better than your jokes
Age might not be on your
side but I always will be!
You can always count on
me for anything, sis!

Happy birthday to you!
Our childhood memories will never fade
You know all my flaws
I didn’t know what to write in your card,
so I just didn’t get you one! Hopefully
this birthday message will do instead!
The subject might be boring, but you
always manage to make the class fun!
Thank you for livening up any lesson!

Happy birthday to you today.
Being the elder sister and having to look out for me can’t have been easy when we were growing up, especially as I didn’t try and make it any easier! You must have had the patience of a saint back then!

Happy birthday to you today, sis!
Happy birthday to my
incredibly lucky girlfriend!

I say lucky because you
have me as your boyfriend! 
Age may not have been kind to you,
uncle, but at least you can always
rely on me to help you feel younger!

And, when the time comes, you’ll
also be able to count on me to
push you around in a wheelchair!

Happy birthday to you today!
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but we’ve had a call from the fire department to say that they know how old you’re turning today and that your birthday cake is for sure going to be a fire hazard!

We’ll just have to find some other, safer way to celebrate this grand age of yours!

Happy birthday!
My only wish for you on your birthday this year, my lovely wife, is that your special day brings you a smile and that it stays around for a while!

Happy birthday!
Don’t worry about getting old, uncle.

In my eyes, you’ve already been old for a while now so what’s one more year!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, teacher!

We should use today's lesson not
to learn but to do something fun,
you know, for you of course!

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