Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Turning another year older doesn’t
have to be all doom and gloom!
Sure, you’re not getting any younger
but look on the positive side: you’re
a year closer to retirement!
Think of all the good times we’ll be
able to have with all that free time!
have to be all doom and gloom!
Sure, you’re not getting any younger
but look on the positive side: you’re
a year closer to retirement!
Think of all the good times we’ll be
able to have with all that free time!
Congratulations, my love! You’re another
year older yet you’ve managed to maintain
the same incredibly low level of maturity
for the past several years now!
Most people tend to grow up and mature
as they get older, so well done on defying
that social norm!
I’m only kidding! I love your fun and playful
side, it’s what makes you who you are!
Happy birthday, you big kid!
year older yet you’ve managed to maintain
the same incredibly low level of maturity
for the past several years now!
Most people tend to grow up and mature
as they get older, so well done on defying
that social norm!
I’m only kidding! I love your fun and playful
side, it’s what makes you who you are!
Happy birthday, you big kid!
I am a true friend, buddy. I’ll always remember your birthday but as a courtesy and out of respect for you, I’ve chosen to stop keeping track of your age!
In my mind, you’re only as old as you feel! Happy birthday to you!
In my mind, you’re only as old as you feel! Happy birthday to you!
Many girls can only wish for the
perfect guy but luckily for you, that
dream came true when you met me!
Happy birthday, my beautiful love!
perfect guy but luckily for you, that
dream came true when you met me!
Happy birthday, my beautiful love!
Happy birthday to you!
On your special day this year, I want
you to know that I’m so lucky to have
you as a cousin.
Really you’re like a brother to me, but
the fact that you’re my cousin means
I don’t have to put up with you 24/7!
On your special day this year, I want
you to know that I’m so lucky to have
you as a cousin.
Really you’re like a brother to me, but
the fact that you’re my cousin means
I don’t have to put up with you 24/7!
It doesn’t matter if year after year you look older and older because as time goes by I only love you more and more! Happy birthday, honey!
Happy birthday, brother!
I didn’t get you a gift this year, but
never fear because I’m here! I mean,
what better gift is there than me!
I didn’t get you a gift this year, but
never fear because I’m here! I mean,
what better gift is there than me!
Gal pals are a dime a dozen but you’re worth your weight in gold, my dear!
Not that I’m saying you’re heavy, just gold is very valuable! Happy birthday, bestie!
Not that I’m saying you’re heavy, just gold is very valuable! Happy birthday, bestie!
We must be soulmates because nobody else gets me like you do! I hope you have the most fantastic birthday today, my dear!
Happy birthday to a fantastic
music teacher!
Learning that I have a class with
you is like music to my ears!
music teacher!
Learning that I have a class with
you is like music to my ears!
A friend like you
Is hard to find
You truly are
One of a kind!
Happy birthday,
Buddy!
Is hard to find
You truly are
One of a kind!
Happy birthday,
Buddy!
Happy birthday to one of my oldest pals!
Old as in a longstanding friend and, well, you’re also just getting on a bit!
Old as in a longstanding friend and, well, you’re also just getting on a bit!
Today is your birthday but to tell you the truth, I’m the real winner because I ended up with a husband like you! Happy birthday, my love!
You are the smartest girl I know with such
impeccable taste, and not just because
you chose me to be your boyfriend!
Joking aside, I’m the fortunate one to
have you. You’re the best thing that
ever happened to me.
Happy birthday, honey.
impeccable taste, and not just because
you chose me to be your boyfriend!
Joking aside, I’m the fortunate one to
have you. You’re the best thing that
ever happened to me.
Happy birthday, honey.
Oops, I forgot your birthday… My bad!
You should really have a more memorable birthday, though, so you're partially to blame here!
You should really have a more memorable birthday, though, so you're partially to blame here!
