I was going to buy you hair dye for your birthday gift this year, but then I thought a hat would be a better idea since it’ll cover both gray hair and your eventual baldness! I’m always thinking of you, bro!
Happy birthday to my wonderful, smart, and funny brother who reminds me a lot of myself! Our good traits must be something that runs in the family, bro!
May you have a birthday that’s as truly great as we are!
A brother like you is a dream come true, if your dream is to have a super annoying brother, that is!
How is it possible that with each passing year, you find more new ways to bug me... I guess you’re getting more experienced with age, bro! Happy birthday!
I hope you receive everything you’ve been wanting this year, but really what better gift is there than the privilege of being my brother! After all, it is the ultimate gift you could wish for in life!
Happy birthday to my brother who I wouldn’t change for any other! You’re so close to perfect that I can’t imagine there’s another brother much better than you out there!