Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Brother

Were found 95 happy birthday messages:

I’m wishing a very happy birthday to you today, bro!

I’ve spent so many years laughing at you and I’m sure that I’ll spend many more laughing with you! I’m so lucky to have a funny younger brother like you!
The reason I’m stuck with you
Happy birthday from mom’s favorite
Happy birthday to my dear little brother
who reminds me of myself in so many
ways! After all, he’s funny, sweet, and
just generally awesome!
A brother and father figure
Little brother, you’re older but no wiser
Happy birthday to my big brother
who thinks he’s a comedian, but
in reality really isn’t!

You’re still pretty funny though,
bro, just don’t quit your day job!
You’re not getting any younger, bro
You're more handsome than ever, little bro
Happy birthday, bro! 

Like lots of little brothers you were
naughty, mischievous, cheeky, and
sometimes annoying growing up,
and I’m so glad to see that nothing
has changed since then!

May you never change, my dear
younger brother!
Happy birthday to my very visibly
elder brother!

When people look at us, they have
no trouble distinguishing between
who is older and who is younger!

I still have my youthful look, and
well, grey hair and wrinkles are
on the horizon for you, bro!

Don’t get down about it, though.
I still think you’re young and fun!

Enjoy your special day, bro!
If you weren't my brother we'd still be friends
Wishing a very happy birthday to
our parents' second favourite child,
from their first favourite child!

Don’t worry, elder bro, you’ll always
be my favourite!
My man is getting older today. Another year and so many memories. Happy birthday, dude!

From the bottom of my heart I’m wishing you the best, and I'm hoping time starts to slow down or else you'll soon become an old man!
Happy, happy, happy birthday to you!

You always were my annoying younger brother, and I’m pleased to say that you still are my annoying little bro!

The only thing that has changed over the years is that you’ve got older, better, and more experienced in discovering new and different ways to annoy me!
Happy birthday, my little sidekick!

It can’t be easy living in the shadow
of such a fabulous elder sister like me
but you do a really great job, little bro!


Happy birthday to my dear younger brother!

Keep following your dreams, little bro, and
who knows… someday you might even be
as awesome as me!
Happy birthday, my dear little brother!

I know you better than most seeing how I watched you grow up, so my birthday gift to you this year is that I’ll continue to keep all the things I know about you to myself and not reveal any of your secrets!

There aren’t many gifts as good as that!
I’m so blessed to have both 
a brother and a buddy in you
all rolled up into one cute, 
adorable, tiny package! 

Happy birthday, little man!
Happy birthday, old-timer! As you get older, so do your jokes!

It’s okay, though, I’ll continue to humour you because you’re my brother!
Happy birthday to you, brother! If
you’re concerned about getting older,
just remember that age is nothing
more than a number.

It just so happens that in your case that
number is becoming quite a big one!
A little brother is like
a super annoying flea:
They never leave you alone
and just let you be!

Happy birthday!