Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Brother

Were found 41 happy birthday messages:

Wishing a very happy birthday to
our parents' second favourite child,
from their first favourite child!

Don’t worry, elder bro, you’ll always
be my favourite!
The reason I’m stuck with you
Happy birthday from mom’s favorite
Happy birthday, old-timer! As you get older, so do your jokes!

It’s okay, though, I’ll continue to humour you because you’re my brother!
Happy birthday to my very visibly
elder brother!

When people look at us, they have
no trouble distinguishing between
who is older and who is younger!

I still have my youthful look, and
well, grey hair and wrinkles are
on the horizon for you, bro!

Don’t get down about it, though.
I still think you’re young and fun!

Enjoy your special day, bro!
Happy birthday to my much more
handsome and much elder brother!

Wishing you but greatness on your
special day!
Happy birthday to my much
much much elder brother!

Enjoy your day while you still
have full mobility, old man!
I was going to buy you hair dye
this year, bro, but what’s the point
when you’ll soon be balding anyway!

Have a great birthday, my dear
elder brother!
Happy birthday, big bro!

I was just about to wish you well and
make fun of how old you are getting
at the same time, but then I realised
I’m not that far behind you in terms
of age! So that backfired!

I hope you have a fab day, brother!
Happy birthday to my hilarious
big bro who shares the same
weird sense of humour as me!

Love you, big bro!
Happy birthday, my dear elder brother!

You may have a few years on me, but
you will never be wiser than me!

I have the benefit of watching you
make mistakes first, so I then know
what not to do!

Thanks for showing me the way, bro!
Happy birthday to my elder brother!

Yet another birthday has come around where I get to remind you once more that I am, and always will be, younger than you!

I hope you have a fantastic birthday today, my dear brother!
I never would have imagined that the person who tormented me the most as a kid would grow up to be my best buddy!

Happy birthday, my dear elder bro!
As far as elder brothers go, you’re
alright I guess!

I mean, don’t let that go to your head,
it’s not like you’d win any awards for
the ultimate brother or anything!

I hope you have a truly wonderful
birthday this year, bro!
If ageing was a competition, bro, you’d be getting pretty high up on the leaderboard right about now! Happy birthday, old man!
I won’t make any age-related jokes on your birthday this year, bro, because I genuinely feel sorry for you! Chin up, old man!
Happy birthday to my dear elder
brother who is always there - always
there to annoy me!

I can always count on you to wind
me up and irritate me to no end, so
thanks for that.

In truth, though, I wouldn’t have it
any other way. I couldn’t be without
you, bro!

I hope you have a great day and I’ll
do everything I can to antagonize
you in return!