I know you better than most seeing how I watched you grow up, so my birthday gift to you this year is that I’ll continue to keep all the things I know about you to myself and not reveal any of your secrets!
I was going to buy you hair dye for your birthday gift this year, but then I thought a hat would be a better idea since it’ll cover both gray hair and your eventual baldness! I’m always thinking of you, bro!
Sure, there were times growing up together when I might have wished that you were adopted or my brother from another mother but in the end, I’m glad you’re my blood-brother!
I could definitely have done a lot worse and really there’s nobody else I’d rather have grown up with, bro!
Happy birthday, little brother! If there’s one thing you should’ve discovered from having an elder sibling like me is that we only get more awesome each year!
Like lots of little brothers you were naughty, mischievous, cheeky, and sometimes annoying growing up, and I’m so glad to see that nothing has changed since then!