Just so you know, when the time comes I’ll be more than happy to help you out with whatever you might need, and I’ll even push you around in a wheelchair!
Come to think of it, I don’t reckon that’s too far off actually!
Happy birthday to my brother who I wouldn’t change for any other! You’re so close to perfect that I can’t imagine there’s another brother much better than you out there!
Happy birthday, little brother! If there’s one thing you should’ve discovered from having an elder sibling like me is that we only get more awesome each year!
You’re not just a cousin but a brother too, but don’t be fooled into thinking that means you’ll get two birthday gifts this year! Happy birthday to you, bro!
Like lots of little brothers you were naughty, mischievous, cheeky, and sometimes annoying growing up, and I’m so glad to see that nothing has changed since then!