Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Brother


191 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to my cousin
who never seems to age! It’s
probably down to the fact that
he’s never truly grown up!
I was going to buy you hair dye
this year, bro, but what’s the point
when you’ll soon be balding anyway!

Have a great birthday, my dear
elder brother!
Happy birthday to you, bro!

I got you a nice hat for your gift this year, you know, to cover up those emerging bald spots and all the grey hair!

Thankfully, I think I’ve still got a few years before I have all of that to look forward to!

I hope you enjoy your day today, my dear elder brother!
Happy birthday to my dear cousin and
brother for life who doesn’t get older,
he simply gets more awesome with
each passing year!

I’m sending you a big hug and the best
birthday wishes possible on your special
day, bro!
A brother like you is a dream come true,
if your dream is to have a super annoying
brother, that is!

How is it possible that with each passing
year, you find more new ways to bug me...
I guess you’re getting more experienced
with age, bro! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, brother! Your birthday cake is definitely going to present a fire hazard this year, what with all the candles that’ll be on top of it!
Happy birthday, brother!

You might be another year older, but that
doesn’t necessarily mean you’re any wiser!
Happy birthday, brother!

I didn’t get you a gift this year, but
never fear because I’m here! I mean,
what better gift is there than me!
Cousin, you know that you’ve always been like a brother to me. After all, you know me inside and out and you certainly know how to push my buttons!

Happy birthday!
I’m so blessed to have both 
a brother and a buddy in you
all rolled up into one cute, 
adorable, tiny package! 

Happy birthday, little man!
Getting older doesn’t necessarily
mean that you’re growing up…
You’re still the same kid I’ve always
known and loved, little brother! 

Happy birthday!
Today is kind of a big deal as it’s the birthday of my dear elder brother! I’ll never get tired of seeing you turn older than me every year!
Happy birthday to my dear elder brother!

Just so you know, when the time comes
I’ll be more than happy to help you out
with whatever you might need, and I’ll
even push you around in a wheelchair!

Come to think of it, I don’t reckon that’s
too far off actually!

All the best, bro!
The older you get, the wiser and smarter you become… is the case for most people.

You always did stand out from the crowd when you were younger, bro, and I’m glad to see that you’re no different now!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to my much more
handsome and much elder brother!

Wishing you but greatness on your
special day!

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