Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Sister

57 happy birthday wishes found:

So many birthday candles could cause a fire

Don’t worry about all of the candles on
your birthday cake this year, sis. I have a
fire extinguisher on standby just in case!

I’m only messing with you! Happy birthday,
I hope you have a truly fabulous day today!

Happy birthday to a naughty younger brother

You’re lucky to have a dear sister like me

I’ll always be on your side, sis

Age might not be on your
side but I always will be!
You can always count on
me for anything, sis!

Happy birthday to you!

You’re lucky to have a younger sister like me

Being an elder sister is a difficult job

Being the elder sister and having to look out for me can’t have been easy when we were growing up, especially as I didn’t try and make it any easier! You must have had the patience of a saint back then!

Happy birthday to you today, sis!

People usually think you're the younger one

Everyone knew you’d grow up to be fabulous

Happy birthday to my biggest
inspiration: my dear elder sister!

Looking back, everyone knew that
you would grow up to be someone
amazing and truly fabulous!

You might still have some growing
up to do but you’ll get there, sis!

We might need two cakes this year

Happy birthday to you today
my dear, ageing sister!

Looks like we might have to
get two cakes this year to
accommodate all of the candles!

You’ll always be my little sidekick, brother

With age comes wisdom and beauty

If wisdom and beauty come with age then you must be really wise and really beautiful by now, sis!

Happy birthday to you!

I never thought we'd be such good friends, sis

Who would have thought that my
arch-nemesis growing up would
someday turn out to be one of
my closest and best friends!

Happy birthday, sis! I’m sending
you lots of love as you celebrate
your special day today!

It’s clear to see I was born first

The fact I was born first
Is clear and plain to see
As you have more grays
And wrinkles than me!

Happy birthday to you,
My dear elder sister!

You don't seem to age a day, sis

My dear big sister, how is it that with
each birthday you get another year
older, yet you never seem to age a
day! I hope that trait runs in our genes!

I’m wishing you an amazing and
beautiful birthday today, sis!

Another reminder that you’re older than me

Congratulations to you on your
special day, sis!

Your birthday is always a welcome
time for me because it’s just one more
reminder that you’re older than me!

I know it’s not my birthday, but that’s
the best gift you could ever give to me!

You never seem to age, sis

How is it that you’re my elder sister and even though you’re turning another year older today, you simply never seem to age?! You’re making me look bad, sis!

I hope that I too will follow in your footsteps and just stop ageing at a certain point as well!

Happy birthday to you, my dear!

Another birthday already, sis

Another birthday already, sis!

Just when I think I’m finally
catching up to you in age,
you leap ahead and leave
me even further behind!

Someday I’ll be just as old
and wise as you are, though.
Just you wait!

Don’t let this birthday get you down, sis

Don’t let another birthday get you down,
sis! After all, what difference does one
more year really make at this point!

You’ll be a senior citizen before long, sis

Happy birthday to my dear elder sis!

Getting older isn’t all doom and gloom! For example, with each birthday that passes by you’re getting ever-closer to becoming a senior citizen and enjoying all of the old person perks that come with it!