Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Sister


57 happy birthday wishes found:

Being the elder sister and having to look out for me can’t have been easy when we were growing up, especially as I didn’t try and make it any easier! You must have had the patience of a saint back then!

Happy birthday to you today, sis!
Happy birthday to a naughty younger brother
You’re lucky to have a younger sister like me
Happy birthday from mom and dad’s
favorite child! Don’t worry though,
sis, you’re a very close runner-up!
You’re lucky to have a dear sister like me
People usually think you're the younger one
How is it that you’re my elder sister and even though you’re turning another year older today, you simply never seem to age?! You’re making me look bad, sis!

I hope that I too will follow in your footsteps and just stop ageing at a certain point as well!

Happy birthday to you, my dear!
My elder sister reminds me of myself
You're older but not any wiser, sis
Happy birthday to my biggest
inspiration: my dear elder sister!

Looking back, everyone knew that
you would grow up to be someone
amazing and truly fabulous!

You might still have some growing
up to do but you’ll get there, sis!
People say that you get more beautiful with age, but surely they mean you become more beautiful on the inside because the cracks are certainly starting to show on the outside!

I’m just kidding with you, sis! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
You’ll always be my little sidekick, brother
I’ve always looked up to you, sis.

When we were younger it was simply because you were taller than me so I didn’t have a choice, but now it’s because I actually respect and admire you!

Happy birthday to you today.
Happy birthday, sis!

The years might not be on your
side, but I always will be!

I’ll be there for you no matter how
old, gray, and wrinkly you get!
Happy birthday, my dear sister!

Don’t feel bad because I’ll always
be younger than you; if anything
you should feel bad that you’ll
always be older than me!

I’m sending you all my love and
best wishes to help you celebrate
your special day today.
Age might not be on your
side but I always will be!
You can always count on
me for anything, sis!

Happy birthday to you!
Don’t let another birthday get you down,
sis! After all, what difference does one
more year really make at this point!
Happy birthday, sis!

Remember, today is your special
day and it’s all about you!

Come to think of it, so is every
other day actually!
Happy birthday to you today
my dear, ageing sister!

Looks like we might have to
get two cakes this year to
accommodate all of the candles!
While you might be getting older, sis,
you can always look at me to remind
you what young looks like!

I’m just kidding with you! You look
really good considering your age!

Happy birthday to you from your
hilarious and beautiful younger sister!
There is no gift in the world more precious than a beautiful and unique sister like you, and there is no gift good enough for someone as incredible as you.

That’s exactly why I didn’t get you anything this year, sis! Happy birthday!
Who would have thought that my
arch-nemesis growing up would
someday turn out to be one of
my closest and best friends!

Happy birthday, sis! I’m sending
you lots of love as you celebrate
your special day today!

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