Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Sister


57 happy birthday wishes found:

People say that you get more beautiful with age, but surely they mean you become more beautiful on the inside because the cracks are certainly starting to show on the outside!

I’m just kidding with you, sis! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
Happy birthday to a naughty younger brother
You’re lucky to have a dear sister like me
Congratulations to you on your
special day, sis!

Your birthday is always a welcome
time for me because it’s just one more
reminder that you’re older than me!

I know it’s not my birthday, but that’s
the best gift you could ever give to me!
You’ll always be my little sidekick, brother
My elder sister reminds me of myself
Happy birthday from your better-looking
and totally awesome younger sibling!

It can’t have been easy growing up with
me, especially as I would get away with
anything! Don’t feel bad though, sis, the
younger sibling is always the favorite of
the family!
You’re lucky to have a younger sister like me
You're older but not any wiser, sis
While you might be getting older, sis,
you can always look at me to remind
you what young looks like!

I’m just kidding with you! You look
really good considering your age!

Happy birthday to you from your
hilarious and beautiful younger sister!
Happy birthday from mom and dad’s
favorite child! Don’t worry though,
sis, you’re a very close runner-up!
People usually think you're the younger one
I understand that you’re probably feeling a little sensitive about your age today, sis, so I’ll be kind and refrain from making any age-related jokes!

Just remember, though, that tomorrow is another day and all bets are off!

Happy birthday to you today!
There is no gift in the world more precious than a beautiful and unique sister like you, and there is no gift good enough for someone as incredible as you.

That’s exactly why I didn’t get you anything this year, sis! Happy birthday!
How is it that you’re my elder sister and even though you’re turning another year older today, you simply never seem to age?! You’re making me look bad, sis!

I hope that I too will follow in your footsteps and just stop ageing at a certain point as well!

Happy birthday to you, my dear!
Another birthday already, sis!

Just when I think I’m finally
catching up to you in age,
you leap ahead and leave
me even further behind!

Someday I’ll be just as old
and wise as you are, though.
Just you wait!
Being the elder sister and having to look out for me can’t have been easy when we were growing up, especially as I didn’t try and make it any easier! You must have had the patience of a saint back then!

Happy birthday to you today, sis!
Who would have thought that my
arch-nemesis growing up would
someday turn out to be one of
my closest and best friends!

Happy birthday, sis! I’m sending
you lots of love as you celebrate
your special day today!
Happy birthday to my biggest
inspiration: my dear elder sister!

Looking back, everyone knew that
you would grow up to be someone
amazing and truly fabulous!

You might still have some growing
up to do but you’ll get there, sis!
Don’t let another birthday get you down,
sis! After all, what difference does one
more year really make at this point!
Happy birthday to my dear elder sis!

Getting older isn’t all doom and gloom! For example, with each birthday that passes by you’re getting ever-closer to becoming a senior citizen and enjoying all of the old person perks that come with it!
You might be getting older today, sis, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re getting any wiser!

I’m just kidding with you! You'll always be my role model as I’ve learned so much from you and you’ll always be one of my biggest inspirations!

Happy birthday to you!

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