Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Sister


57 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to my cheeky sister!

No matter how old we get, you always retain that childish playfulness that you’ve always had!
Happy birthday to you today, sis!

Isn’t it funny how when we were
younger we would annoy each other
and never want to hang out together,
but nowadays all I wish for is that we
could spend more time together! 
Happy birthday, my dear sister!

Don’t feel bad because I’ll always
be younger than you; if anything
you should feel bad that you’ll
always be older than me!

I’m sending you all my love and
best wishes to help you celebrate
your special day today.
I’ve always looked up to you, sis.

When we were younger it was simply because you were taller than me so I didn’t have a choice, but now it’s because I actually respect and admire you!

Happy birthday to you today.
Happy birthday, sis.

Thank you so much for being my guiding light, illuminating the path for me, and making mistakes first so that I don’t have to!

Sometimes I wonder if you take a wrong turn on purpose just to show me what not to do!
Happy birthday, sis!

It might not make you feel better, but I can always find comfort knowing that you’re older than I am and you always will be!
You were always there for me when we were kids so I hope you find comfort knowing that I’ll be there for you throughout your imminent old-age!

Happy birthday, sis!
Happy birthday to my baby sister who
is so cute and funny, which is probably
why she reminds me so much of myself!
We’re so alike it’s scary!

Happy birthday from your equally
wonderful elder sister, sis!
Happy birthday from one wise
elder sister to her younger and
more beautiful baby sister!

I was trying to think of something
funny or witty for your birthday
message this year, but all I could
think of was silly jokes and cliche
anecdotes. I guess you got the
gift of being both the younger
one and the funny one, sis!
Happy birthday, baby sister!

Like the finest wine you just keep improving with age, sis! Just like your elder sister, then! 
You’re another year older and more beautiful than ever, little sister! Happy birthday to you!

Just a word of wisdom from your dear elder sister, keep hold of your beauty and cherish it for as long as you can because once you get to my age those good looks won’t stay around for long!
There aren’t many little brothers
Who are quite as lucky as you
That have an elder sister like me
As in the world, there are few!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my younger sister who a lot of people think is actually my elder sister!

I’m sure it’s only because you’re so wise and mature that people think you’re older than me anyway, sis! Either that or I just seem super young and immature!
Happy birthday to my favorite little guy!

I’m lucky that you’re my brother, but you’re even luckier to have an elder sister like me who loves and appreciates you so much!
May you never grow up
My sweet little brother
As that would also mean
I wouldn’t get older, too!

Happy birthday from your
Favorite elder sister!

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