Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Brother


191 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, my dear elder brother!

You may have a few years on me, but
you will never be wiser than me!

I have the benefit of watching you
make mistakes first, so I then know
what not to do!

Thanks for showing me the way, bro!
Happy birthday, brother!

Your cake this year is definitely going to
be a fire hazard, bro, so we’d better have
a fire extinguisher on hand just in case! 
Happy birthday, dear brother!

I was going to buy you hair dye for your birthday gift this year, but then I thought a hat would be a better idea since it’ll cover both gray hair and your eventual baldness! I’m always thinking of you, bro!
Happy birthday, brother!

After another trip around the sun, I thought you might’ve picked up some wisdom on the way around! Ah well, there’s always next year!
Happy birthday from your much
younger, more youthful and
much better-looking brother!

I’m just messing with you, bro!

You have a lot of good things
going for you, too. I mean, for
a start, you have a funny and
phenomenal little bro!
There’s no one else like
My sweet eldest brother
You’re funny and unique
Simply unlike any other!

Happy birthday from your 
Younger sister who loves 
You lots and lots!
It’s just a fact that we share so many characteristics, my funny and handsome twin brother!

May our special day be as great as we are! Happy birthday to us!
Happy birthday to the life 
And soul of the family:
My dear younger brother! 

You’re funny and entertaining 
Kindhearted and sweet. 
There’s no one quite like you
Nobody else can compete!

May you have the very best
Celebrations this year!
Happy birthday to my funny big bro!

Whenever you’re around we always have fun, and there’s never a shortage of jokes or laughter! I always have a smile on my face when we’re together.

I hope you enjoy your special day today!
Happy birthday to my baby sister who sometimes is so annoying that I wish she was far away, but deep down I know I would miss her after just one day!

Happy birthday from your elder brother!
Uncle, you’re more like a brother
or close friend to me.

Why? Because we share the
same level of maturity, I guess!

I hope you have a wonderful
birthday today full of laughter and
full of joy! Here’s to many more!
Happy birthday from your sister from another mister! You’re such a funny, awesome and loyal friend and definitely one of my closest. You’re like a bro to me!

I'm hoping that your special day brings you all the happiness you deserve!
I’m lucky to have a sister like you and
you’re lucky to have a brother like me.
We’re both pretty fortunate, really!
Happy birthday, bro!

You know, you remind me of someone
else who’s really handsome and funny...

It’s literally like looking into a mirror!
Happy birthday! You remind me a lot of another handsome and funny guy: me! It’s almost as though we’re brothers, just from other mothers!

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