I was going to buy you hair dye for your birthday gift this year, but then I thought a hat would be a better idea since it’ll cover both gray hair and your eventual baldness! I’m always thinking of you, bro!
Happy birthday from your sister from another mister! You’re such a funny, awesome and loyal friend and definitely one of my closest. You’re like a bro to me!
I'm hoping that your special day brings you all the happiness you deserve!