I was just about to wish you well and make fun of how old you are getting at the same time, but then I realised I’m not that far behind you in terms of age! So that backfired!
Happy birthday to the world’s most awesome cousin!
Wait, I meant to say happy birthday from the world’s most awesome cousin! You’re lucky to have someone as wonderful and as cool as me in your life, cuz!
As my younger brother you might get to make fun of me for being older than you, but just remember that every year my cake will always be bigger than yours because it needs to hold more candles!
Since it’s your birthday today, little bro, I’ll let you have the spotlight. After all, it must be annoying having an amazing older sibling who usually gets all the attention!