I was just about to wish you well and make fun of how old you are getting at the same time, but then I realised I’m not that far behind you in terms of age! So that backfired!
Happy birthday to the world’s most awesome cousin!
Wait, I meant to say happy birthday from the world’s most awesome cousin! You’re lucky to have someone as wonderful and as cool as me in your life, cuz!
They say that as you get older you also get wiser, but seeing as that hasn’t happened for you yet I guess you’re still waiting for that golden age that sees you finally turn wiser!
Don’t worry, bro, I’m sure you’ll get there someday!