Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Brother

As far as elder brothers go, you’re
alright I guess!

I mean, don’t let that go to your head,
it’s not like you’d win any awards for
the ultimate brother or anything!

I hope you have a truly wonderful
birthday this year, bro!

As kids, you always took care of me
but now the time is approaching
where I’ll soon be looking after you!

You know, because you’re old!

Happy birthday, elder bro!

You would think that the older you get, the less annoying you’d become! If only that were true, little bro! Happy birthday to you today!

Happy birthday, little bro!

I’m happy for you that it’s your birthday,
but I’m sad it’s not mine! You know I love
the attention and getting lots of gifts!

I might not tell you often,
but you mean more to me
than you’ll ever know,
because even when you’re
being annoying, you’ll 
always be my little bro!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, bro!

I didn’t forget to get you a gift this year,
I simply couldn’t find anything good
enough for you!

As my elder brother, you deserve but
the best and if nothing lives up to the
very highest standards that you
deserve then it isn’t worthy!

To reiterate, I definitely didn’t forget.

I hope you have an amazing day!

Everyone’s youth must come to an end at some point, and it looks like this birthday marks the end of yours! It was fun while it lasted, bro! 😜

Sure, you’ve still got some growing
up to do but you’re definitely getting
there, little bro!

Happy birthday from your fabulous
elder sister!

Cousin, you know that you’ve always been like a brother to me. After all, you know me inside and out and you certainly know how to push my buttons!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, brother!

I hope you receive everything you’ve been wanting this year, but really what better gift is there than the privilege of being my brother! After all, it is the ultimate gift you could wish for in life!

Happy birthday to you, cousin!

Sometimes I forget that you’re my cousin since to me, you’re so much more like a brother. I guess it’s because you mean so much to me, plus you annoy me more than any other!

Happy birthday, my dear elder brother!

While I was contemplating what I
should get you this year, a thought
came into my head.

I was thinking that since I know all of
your secrets, bro, I feel it only makes
sense that actually you should be giving
me a gift this year for being such a good
keeper of those secrets!

Judging by the number of secrets I hold
it should be a pretty big gift, too!

I’m just messing with you, bro! I love
that you trust me with these things!

Have an awesome birthday today!

Happy birthday, bro!

A little brother like you is actually a blessing
in disguise… At first I thought I was unlucky
to have a younger brother, but now as the
years go on I feel like the luckiest big sister
in the world!

Happy birthday, little brother!

Younger than me
You will always be
But never in my shadow
Will you ever be, kiddo!

Happy birthday, little brother! You can’t help but get older, but you can try your best to stay younger.

Just keep your childish sense of humor and don’t become any more mature!