Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Brother


191 happy birthday wishes found:

I was going to buy you hair dye
this year, bro, but what’s the point
when you’ll soon be balding anyway!

Have a great birthday, my dear
elder brother!
Happy birthday, my dear little brother!

I know you better than most seeing how I watched you grow up, so my birthday gift to you this year is that I’ll continue to keep all the things I know about you to myself and not reveal any of your secrets!

There aren’t many gifts as good as that!
Happy birthday to my cousin
who never seems to age! It’s
probably down to the fact that
he’s never truly grown up!
Getting older doesn’t necessarily
mean that you’re growing up…
You’re still the same kid I’ve always
known and loved, little brother! 

Happy birthday!
You might finally be growing up and catching me up, little bro, but you’ll still always be younger than me! In my eyes, you’ll forever be my baby brother!
There are many types of gifts in the world,
but one gift that even money can’t buy is
a wonderful elder sister like me!

Happy birthday, little brother!
Happy birthday to the world’s luckiest brother! If you’re wondering why you’re so lucky, it’s obviously because you have a super fab sister like me!
Happy birthday to the best brother!

Sure, there were times growing up
together when I might have wished
that you were adopted or my brother
from another mother but in the end,
I’m glad you’re my blood-brother!

I could definitely have done a lot
worse and really there’s nobody else
I’d rather have grown up with, bro!
Happy birthday, big bro!

You’re going to need a big cake
this year to hold so many candles!
Happy birthday to my hilariously funny
cousin! Life is always a party with you
and there’s never a dull moment when
you’re around!

May you have a birthday that’s full of
joy and full of laughter, my man!
Happy birthday, cousin!

We make a great team, you and me.
Like a brother, you stick by my side,
forever loyal and dependable.

You are my partner in crime, the
Robin to my Batman. To me, you are
quite simply the world’s best sidekick!
Wishing a very happy birthday to
our parents' second favourite child,
from their first favourite child!

Don’t worry, elder bro, you’ll always
be my favourite!
May you never grow up
My sweet little brother
As that would also mean
I wouldn’t get older, too!

Happy birthday from your
Favorite elder sister!
Happy birthday, bro!

I didn’t forget to get you a gift this year,
I simply couldn’t find anything good
enough for you!

As my elder brother, you deserve but
the best and if nothing lives up to the
very highest standards that you
deserve then it isn’t worthy!

To reiterate, I definitely didn’t forget.

I hope you have an amazing day!
As kids, you always took care of me
but now the time is approaching
where I’ll soon be looking after you!

You know, because you’re old!

Happy birthday, elder bro!

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