Happy birthday to my brother who I wouldn’t change for any other! You’re so close to perfect that I can’t imagine there’s another brother much better than you out there!
Happy birthday to my wonderful, smart, and funny brother who reminds me a lot of myself! Our good traits must be something that runs in the family, bro!
May you have a birthday that’s as truly great as we are!
A brother like you is a dream come true, if your dream is to have a super annoying brother, that is!
How is it possible that with each passing year, you find more new ways to bug me... I guess you’re getting more experienced with age, bro! Happy birthday!