There are fantastic coworkers who are a joy to work with and will go out of their way to support their peers and help their colleagues, and then there’s you!
Just kidding, my friend! I hope you have a wonderful birthday!
Happy birthday, bestie! I really admire how getting older doesn’t faze you, even when it probably should! I hope I’m like that in many, many, many years to come too!
I was just about to wish you well and make fun of how old you are getting at the same time, but then I realised I’m not that far behind you in terms of age! So that backfired!
Happy birthday to the world’s most awesome cousin!
Wait, I meant to say happy birthday from the world’s most awesome cousin! You’re lucky to have someone as wonderful and as cool as me in your life, cuz!
If things tend to get better with age, you must be getting pretty close to magnificent now! Your age is merely the number of years that the world has been enjoying the wonderful person that you are!
Here we go again, it’s that time of the year, another birthday, one step closer to the final demise. Just kidding, you’ve never been better, older, but otherwise awesome.
Be happy, enjoy your day, you’re alive and well, that’s all that matters!
Over the years, we’ve kept many of each other’s secrets safe but on your special day this year, I propose that we promise to keep the biggest secret of all: our ages! I won’t tell anyone yours if you don’t reveal mine!