Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Today is kind of a big deal as it’s the birthday of my dear elder brother! I’ll never get tired of seeing you turn older than me every year!
Don’t worry about wrinkles or laughter lines, my friend! They’re just the mark of a life well-lived!
Sending all my love to you on your special day today!
Sending all my love to you on your special day today!
Happy birthday to my dear uncle who is as old as he is dear to me!
And seeing how you were born many, many, many moons ago, that should give you some indication as to how very much you mean to me!
And seeing how you were born many, many, many moons ago, that should give you some indication as to how very much you mean to me!
If laughter is meant to keep you young and make you live longer, then you’re in luck because you have a hilarious girlfriend like me to keep you laughing!
Happy birthday to you, my marvelous man. Here’s to many more hysterical birthdays to come!
Happy birthday to you, my marvelous man. Here’s to many more hysterical birthdays to come!
You know your best friend is a
true friend when they insult you
on your birthday and you can
both laugh about it!
That’s why I know I can make
all the jokes I want today without
any risk of offending you!
Happy birthday, my friend!
true friend when they insult you
on your birthday and you can
both laugh about it!
That’s why I know I can make
all the jokes I want today without
any risk of offending you!
Happy birthday, my friend!
Wishing this beautiful but crazy one a fabulous birthday today!
Happy birthday to my brother from another mother: my dear cousin! I hope your special day is an awesome one this year!
You might be another year older,
little brother, but you definitely don’t
look it and you certainly don’t act it!
You’ll be able to fool people with
your age for many years to come,
I’m sure of it!
Happy birthday from your forever
wise elder sister!
little brother, but you definitely don’t
look it and you certainly don’t act it!
You’ll be able to fool people with
your age for many years to come,
I’m sure of it!
Happy birthday from your forever
wise elder sister!
Happy birthday, my lovely!
Don’t be offended if people start buying you anti-ageing products as birthday gifts - they just want your youthful looks to last forever!
Just make sure they include a gift receipt so that you can exchange them for something better!
Don’t be offended if people start buying you anti-ageing products as birthday gifts - they just want your youthful looks to last forever!
Just make sure they include a gift receipt so that you can exchange them for something better!
Another year older and yet one more candle to add! If your goal is to have your birthday cake seen from outer space, then you’re certainly on the right path!
Happy birthday, bestie!
I like to think that as I was such a great influence on you growing up, I’ve contributed to the wonderful person you are today! You’re welcome!
I like to think that as I was such a great influence on you growing up, I’ve contributed to the wonderful person you are today! You’re welcome!
Happy birthday, cousin!
Your birthday is the perfect opportunity for me to remind you that you’re getting older! Perhaps on one of these birthdays, you’ll start getting wiser too!
Your birthday is the perfect opportunity for me to remind you that you’re getting older! Perhaps on one of these birthdays, you’ll start getting wiser too!
Happy birthday, old man! I hope you can read this message, since you are starting to lose your sight. I would have called you, but your hearing is even worse.
I don’t know how you can even get up in the morning. You are lucky to have a great friend like me to help you along.
Have a great birthday and enjoy whatever years remain!
I don’t know how you can even get up in the morning. You are lucky to have a great friend like me to help you along.
Have a great birthday and enjoy whatever years remain!
Having a stylish sister is the ultimate
dream and the greatest blessing any girl
could wish for in life. Not least because it
automatically means that there’s double
the wardrobe to choose from!
Obviously, I think a lot more of you than
just an endless source of new clothing, sis.
There are shoes too, of course!
Happy birthday to you, my dear!
dream and the greatest blessing any girl
could wish for in life. Not least because it
automatically means that there’s double
the wardrobe to choose from!
Obviously, I think a lot more of you than
just an endless source of new clothing, sis.
There are shoes too, of course!
Happy birthday to you, my dear!
Today I’m going to have my cake
and eat it too!
and eat it too!
