Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Don’t worry about gray hairs or wrinkles, uncle, they’re just the mark of a very distinguished man!

Have a wonderful birthday today!
Wow, sis, you’ve had so many birthdays now that I’m starting to lose count!

What’s worse is that I’m older than you, so what does that say about me! Happy birthday!
Out of all my girlfriends, past and present,
you are definitely in my top 3!

That’s a pretty huge honour considering
how many girlfriends there have been
before you!

Wishing you a very happy birthday today,
my extremely gorgeous girlfriend!
Happy birthday and best wishes
to my hunky husband!

They say there’s someone for
everyone and that must be true,
as never in my wildest dreams
did I think that someone like me
would find someone like you!
We truly were made for one
another, lover!
Happy birthday, little sister!

I know you’ve always aspired
to grow up to be more like me
but don’t worry, someday you too
will be as gorgeous as can be!
Forgetfulness is one of the many
symptoms of ageing, my friend.

I know your memory is starting to
play tricks on you, but you shouldn’t
worry, I will always be your best friend.
I’ll be around long after you've
forgotten who I am.

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, big bro!

I was just about to wish you well and
make fun of how old you are getting
at the same time, but then I realised
I’m not that far behind you in terms
of age! So that backfired!

I hope you have a fab day, brother!
Happy birthday, my dear elder brother!

You may have a few years on me, but
you will never be wiser than me!

I have the benefit of watching you
make mistakes first, so I then know
what not to do!

Thanks for showing me the way, bro!
As you turn yet another year older,
you’re growing proof that we
certainly aren’t kids anymore!

Age doesn’t lie, my friend!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, my dear husband!

You’re not turning another year older, you’re just making me look one year younger!
Happy birthday to my witty sister-like cousin!

Spending so much time with me must have rubbed off on you, as you’re funnier than ever now!
Happy birthday, brother!

Your cake this year is definitely going to
be a fire hazard, bro, so we’d better have
a fire extinguisher on hand just in case! 
Happy birthday, work buddy!

You actually make this an enjoyable place to work, which I never thought I would say! Thank you for all the laughs and great memories along the way!

I hope you have a fantastic birthday and a great year to come!

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