Happy birthday and best wishes to my hunky husband!
They say there’s someone for everyone and that must be true, as never in my wildest dreams did I think that someone like me would find someone like you! We truly were made for one another, lover!
Forgetfulness is one of the many symptoms of ageing, my friend.
I know your memory is starting to play tricks on you, but you shouldn’t worry, I will always be your best friend. I’ll be around long after you've forgotten who I am.
I was just about to wish you well and make fun of how old you are getting at the same time, but then I realised I’m not that far behind you in terms of age! So that backfired!