Funny Birthday Wishes
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Just warning you there will be a party later, I didn’t want to throw you a surprise party and give you a heart attack. Happy birthday!
Today I am wishing a very happy birthday
to my bestie who seems to age more
gracefully than anyone else I know!
Honestly, if you were to bottle and sell
your age-defying secret you would
instantly become a millionaire, girl!
to my bestie who seems to age more
gracefully than anyone else I know!
Honestly, if you were to bottle and sell
your age-defying secret you would
instantly become a millionaire, girl!
Happy birthday to my old-age brother!
Be careful when you’re blowing out the candles on your cake today that your false teeth don’t fall out!
I’m just kidding with you, bro. Age ain’t nothing but a number! I hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy however many more birthdays you have left!
Be careful when you’re blowing out the candles on your cake today that your false teeth don’t fall out!
I’m just kidding with you, bro. Age ain’t nothing but a number! I hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy however many more birthdays you have left!
Sometimes I wish you were my sister
But then I worry we might fight
So to have you as a cousin
Seems to be just right!
Happy birthday to you!
But then I worry we might fight
So to have you as a cousin
Seems to be just right!
Happy birthday to you!
As much as you try to forget how old
you’re getting each year, you’ll always
have me to remind you about it!
Happy birthday, sis!
you’re getting each year, you’ll always
have me to remind you about it!
Happy birthday, sis!
Happy birthday to my stunningly
handsome boyfriend!
Of course I love you for your great
personality, but your dashing looks
are certainly an added bonus!
May everything you wish for come
true on your special day!
Love you loads! Big kisses!
handsome boyfriend!
Of course I love you for your great
personality, but your dashing looks
are certainly an added bonus!
May everything you wish for come
true on your special day!
Love you loads! Big kisses!
What could a guy like you who
already has it all possibly need
on his birthday?
Absolutely nothing, that’s what!
That would be why I didn’t get you
anything this year, my friend, and
definitely not because I just forgot!
already has it all possibly need
on his birthday?
Absolutely nothing, that’s what!
That would be why I didn’t get you
anything this year, my friend, and
definitely not because I just forgot!
I won’t make any age-related jokes on your birthday this year, bro, because I genuinely feel sorry for you! Chin up, old man!
Happy birthday to a sister who is a master of disguise! On the outside, you appear adorable and cute, but inside there hides a naughty little monster!
How is it possible that you can be younger than me, yet at the same time look so much older! I guess it’s just the result of having all that wisdom and maturity!
I’m wishing you a fabulous birthday this year, my dear little sister!
I’m wishing you a fabulous birthday this year, my dear little sister!
Happy birthday to my dear elder sis!
Getting older isn’t all doom and gloom! For example, with each birthday that passes by you’re getting ever-closer to becoming a senior citizen and enjoying all of the old person perks that come with it!
Getting older isn’t all doom and gloom! For example, with each birthday that passes by you’re getting ever-closer to becoming a senior citizen and enjoying all of the old person perks that come with it!
Another year older and it’s actually starting to show, bestie!
Just kidding! You’ve still got a few more good years in you yet!
Happy birthday to you!
Just kidding! You’ve still got a few more good years in you yet!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to a phenomenal teacher!
Your teaching methods may be
unorthodox, but no one ever became
a revolutionary by playing it safe and
sticking to the norm!
I think that your teaching style works
great for the smart kids with the capacity
to grasp your concepts, so naturally, I
understand everything perfectly!
Enjoy your special day!
An exceptional teacher deserves an
equally exceptional birthday!
Your teaching methods may be
unorthodox, but no one ever became
a revolutionary by playing it safe and
sticking to the norm!
I think that your teaching style works
great for the smart kids with the capacity
to grasp your concepts, so naturally, I
understand everything perfectly!
Enjoy your special day!
An exceptional teacher deserves an
equally exceptional birthday!
Happy birthday to my elder brother!
Yet another birthday has come around where I get to remind you once more that I am, and always will be, younger than you!
I hope you have a fantastic birthday today, my dear brother!
Yet another birthday has come around where I get to remind you once more that I am, and always will be, younger than you!
I hope you have a fantastic birthday today, my dear brother!
