Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

There aren’t many teachers
like you left; most of the good
ones have retired already! 

Happy birthday, teacher!
I’m pretty lucky to have a wife
like you but you’re so, so incredibly
lucky to have a husband like me!

Happy birthday, my sweetheart!
Happy birthday to you, my love!

Since it’s your birthday today, I’ll let you have the final say for a change! But remember, this very generous offer is only for today so make the most of it and enjoy it while you can!
Remember when we were younger, my
friend, we used to be so fun and carefree.
What happened to those kids!

I’m wishing you a fab birthday today!
A handsome guy like you shouldn’t be without a glamorous date on his birthday, so I’m just letting you know that I’m free if need be! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my favorite cousin!

Very few cousins are made like you
Who mean as much as sisters do!
I’m so glad that I found someone as
bonkers as I am to help get me through
those long and boring workdays!

Happy birthday, my friend!
Sure, today is your birthday, but it isn’t really much different to any other day as you’ll be the center of attention as always!

It can’t be helped, my friend, the spotlight just naturally shines on you!

Happy birthday, my dear!
Happy birthday to my fantabulous sister!

You might have some growing up to do
yet, but there’s still plenty of time to get
to that at some point, sis!

Just enjoy life while you’re still young!
Well youngish, at least!
Another year older, girl, yet no wiser than
before! Give it a few more years and you’ll
be wiser than ever, I’m sure of it!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, sister!

The older we’ve gotten the more I’ve grown to love you. Or maybe I’ve just gradually learned to tolerate you more over the years!

I’m just kidding with you, sis! I hope you have a great birthday and a fabulous year ahead!
Happy birthday, my soul sister!

Few friends are as close as we are, girl!
In fact, some would say that we’re too
close... but they’re just jealous!
Happy birthday, handsome!

I’m not surprised that people don’t believe you’re my boyfriend at times; I have a hard time believing someone so perfect can be real too sometimes!
You might have heard rumors that I have a crush on you, and seeing as it’s your special day I’ll come clean and admit that they’re true!

I can’t imagine you’ll receive a better gift than that on your birthday today!
Happy birthday, bro!

A little brother like you is actually a blessing
in disguise… At first I thought I was unlucky
to have a younger brother, but now as the
years go on I feel like the luckiest big sister
in the world!

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