Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

I spent too much time trying to
come up with the perfect birthday
wish, and then ended up missing
your birthday altogether!

Sorry! Happy belated birthday!
Gosh darn it, I missed your birthday!

If it’s any consolation for you to know, I was having a wonderful time and just lost track of the days!

Hopefully I’ll be having less fun next year, then I might remember your birthday!
I have decided that you don’t
need any candles on your
birthday cake this year, my love.

I mean, what else could you
possibly wish for other than
having an amazing girlfriend,
which you already have!

Happy birthday, my lucky man!
If birthdays only happen once a year, how do you always manage to look so old? I wish you a great birthday, my friend!
My sweet cousin, you’re as dear 
and meaningful to me as any sister
and just as annoying as one, too!

May you have a fabulous birthday!
Cousin, you’ve completed yet another trip around the sun and boy is that journey starting to take its toll! You’re really starting to show your age now!

Wishing you a very happy birthday, old man!
If ageing was a competition, bro, you’d be getting pretty high up on the leaderboard right about now! Happy birthday, old man!
From the moment you enter the
classroom, everyone knows there’s
fun to be had and a great lesson is
about to happen! I can assure you
that this isn’t the case with every
class we have!

Happy birthday to a unique and
wonderful teacher.
Dude, when the cake is cheaper than the
candles, it means you are getting old!

Have a crazy birthday, bestie!
For a moment I thought it was my birthday as I have the greatest, most beautiful gift in the world: you!

Happy birthday, my gorgeous girl. I hope your special day is as wonderful as you deserve it to be.
Growing up we might have fought
We’d annoy each other non-stop
We got on each other’s nerves
For any other sibling I’d swap.

But I’ve grown to learn I’m very lucky
As baby sisters like you there are few
And deep down the truth is that 
I’d never trade a sister like you!

Happy birthday, my dear sister!
Well, I didn’t really forget your birthday, I just didn’t remember it on time. I hope you had a great day. Happy belated birthday!
Happy birthday to the only person
I’d choose to be stranded on a
desert island with!

Well, I wouldn’t ever choose to be
stranded anywhere, but if I had to
choose someone to be stranded
with it would obviously be you!

Happy birthday, bestie!
I’m lucky to have a sister like you and
you’re lucky to have a brother like me.
We’re both pretty fortunate, really!
Happy birthday, little sis!

I’m blessed to have had
such a wonderful sidekick
like you all these years!

May you continue to follow
in my fabulous footsteps!

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