Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
You might be thinking that I forgot your special day and that’s why I didn’t wish you a happy birthday...
Well, if that’s the case, you’d be right on the money because that’s exactly what happened! Sorry! I hope you had a really great day nonetheless!
Well, if that’s the case, you’d be right on the money because that’s exactly what happened! Sorry! I hope you had a really great day nonetheless!
Happy birthday to my cousin brother!
Don’t worry about getting another year older, as you’ll always have me around to keep you feeling young and fun! You can always count on me, cousin!
Don’t worry about getting another year older, as you’ll always have me around to keep you feeling young and fun! You can always count on me, cousin!
It can’t be easy having a wife who is always the center of attention, so seeing as it’s your birthday I’ll take a day off and let you have the spotlight for a change!
Happy birthday to you, my love!
Happy birthday to you, my love!
Happy birthday to a cousin who doesn’t
get older, she simply gets more fabulous!
According to my calculations, by the time
you’re an old woman you’re going to be
truly spectacular!
I’m sending you all my love and big kisses
on your special day today!
get older, she simply gets more fabulous!
According to my calculations, by the time
you’re an old woman you’re going to be
truly spectacular!
I’m sending you all my love and big kisses
on your special day today!
Just warning you there will be a party later, I didn’t want to throw you a surprise party and give you a heart attack. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you, cutie!
I want you to know that I’m thinking about you on your birthday today and, well, every other day come to think of it! You’re always on my mind!
I hope you have the fab day that you deserve!
I want you to know that I’m thinking about you on your birthday today and, well, every other day come to think of it! You’re always on my mind!
I hope you have the fab day that you deserve!
May you never grow up
My sweet little brother
As that would also mean
I wouldn’t get older, too!
Happy birthday from your
Favorite elder sister!
My sweet little brother
As that would also mean
I wouldn’t get older, too!
Happy birthday from your
Favorite elder sister!
Happy birthday to my unique best friend! I mean, you really are a one of a kind girl; you’re unlike anybody else I’ve ever met!
Whether that’s due to reasons better or for worse, I’ll leave that up to you to decide!
Whether that’s due to reasons better or for worse, I’ll leave that up to you to decide!
Today I am wishing a very happy birthday
to my bestie who seems to age more
gracefully than anyone else I know!
Honestly, if you were to bottle and sell
your age-defying secret you would
instantly become a millionaire, girl!
to my bestie who seems to age more
gracefully than anyone else I know!
Honestly, if you were to bottle and sell
your age-defying secret you would
instantly become a millionaire, girl!
Happy birthday to my ageing boyfriend!
Luckily for you, I like older men!
I’m kidding with you, you’re not that old!
But in all truth, you do seem to be getting
more and more handsome with age! So
actually, I guess it’s lucky for me!
Luckily for you, I like older men!
I’m kidding with you, you’re not that old!
But in all truth, you do seem to be getting
more and more handsome with age! So
actually, I guess it’s lucky for me!
Happy birthday to my old-age brother!
Be careful when you’re blowing out the candles on your cake today that your false teeth don’t fall out!
I’m just kidding with you, bro. Age ain’t nothing but a number! I hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy however many more birthdays you have left!
Be careful when you’re blowing out the candles on your cake today that your false teeth don’t fall out!
I’m just kidding with you, bro. Age ain’t nothing but a number! I hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy however many more birthdays you have left!
People say as you get older, you become wiser. This is so true… about everyone else. These people obviously haven’t met you.
Don’t be mistaken, you are old. You are really old. But not the least bit smarter.
Have a great birthday, dear friend!
Don’t be mistaken, you are old. You are really old. But not the least bit smarter.
Have a great birthday, dear friend!
Sometimes I wish you were my sister
But then I worry we might fight
So to have you as a cousin
Seems to be just right!
Happy birthday to you!
But then I worry we might fight
So to have you as a cousin
Seems to be just right!
Happy birthday to you!
At your age, another trip around
the sun must be more exhausting
than ever before!
the sun must be more exhausting
than ever before!
Happy birthday, brother!
You might be another year older, but that
doesn’t necessarily mean you’re any wiser!
You might be another year older, but that
doesn’t necessarily mean you’re any wiser!
