Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, girl!

We might not be able to stay out all night partying like we used to, but that’s just one of the side effects of yet another birthday! It’s to be expected now that we’re getting older!

I hope you have a fab day, bestie!
Happy birthday to my great sister who’s lucky enough to have an even greater sister! May your special day be as fabulous as we are!
For someone who is a cousin, a dear
friend, and also a sister to me, I thought I
had better get you not one gift, but three!

May you have the absolute best and
happiest birthday possible today!
It’s completely understandable that you might be feeling as though I forgot your birthday this year, but that’s simply not what happened! I just couldn’t remember the exact day!

I knew it was around this time, so I at least deserve partial credit for that, right?

Happy birthday to you, anyway!
Happy birthday, old-timer! As you get older, so do your jokes!

It’s okay, though, I’ll continue to humour you because you’re my brother!
Families are filled with many magnificent wonders, but there are few things as wonderful as being blessed with a truly precious cousin.

You must feel pretty lucky to have that in me!

Happy birthday to you today, my dear!
Each year that you get older
However much you grow
You’ll still be my little bro
I want you to always know!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, my dear cousin!

I just wanted you to know, on your special
day this year, that I always want to keep
you close to me.

Partly because you’re like a brother to me,
but mainly because you know so many of
my secrets!
It’s amazing how after all these years you still aren’t showing your age, uncle! It’s equally amazing that you haven’t started to act your age yet, either!

I’m not complaining, though! I probably couldn’t have an uncle who’s more fun than you!

Happy birthday to you!
From now on, people will take pity on you and start helping you cross the street without you even asking or wanting them to. Have an amazing birthday, my friend!
Happy belated birthday to you!

I’m sorry for forgetting your birthday, I know you must have been gutted but it genuinely wasn’t my intention!

I guess it just goes to show that good things do come to those who wait!
As your elder sibling, it’s my duty to boss you around and act as though you’re always bothering me but seeing as today is your special day I’ll give you a break!

Happy birthday to you, little sis!
Happy birthday, old man!

If there was ever any doubt as to who’s older out of the two of us, well, your wrinkles say it all now!
Happy birthday to my boyfriend
who turns another year older yet
no more mature than before!
Happy birthday, my dear brother!

They say that as you get older you
also get wiser, but seeing as that
hasn’t happened for you yet I guess
you’re still waiting for that golden
age that sees you finally turn wiser!

Don’t worry, bro, I’m sure you’ll get
there someday!

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