Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

It brings me great pleasure to be wishing a very happy birthday to my crazy cousin today! May your special day be as wonderfully weird as you are!
People say that you get more beautiful with age, but surely they mean you become more beautiful on the inside because the cracks are certainly starting to show on the outside!

I’m just kidding with you, sis! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
Happy birthday, my friend!

We grew up together, yet we still haven’t
actually grown up! I hope we stay young
and fun at heart forever!
For a cousin and a sister all rolled into one
I’m wishing you a birthday that’s full of fun!

Happy birthday, my dear! 

Here’s to the many years of laughter and 
creating wonderful memories together 
that are still waiting to be written!
Happy birthday to you!

How is it that each year you get older, yet you become more and more beautiful, little sis!

Well, I’ll tell you why… It’s because you’re related to me! It runs in the family, my super gorgeous sister!
You might be getting older today, sis, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re getting any wiser!

I’m just kidding with you! You'll always be my role model as I’ve learned so much from you and you’ll always be one of my biggest inspirations!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, sis!

You know that I’ll always support you in achieving your dreams unless, of course, that dream is wanting to be younger! I’m not a miracle-maker!
Happy birthday, my handsome hubby!

Of course I know I’m blessed to have a husband like you, but really you’re the lucky one to have bagged a wife like me when you did because just like a bottle of fine wine, I only improve with age!

So really it’s only right that you treasure and appreciate me more and more with each passing year!
Wishing a happy birthday to the best teacher of all time!

If you could teach all of my classes, it would be a dream come true for me! Some students would probably get bored of you, but not me, I think you’re swell!

And no, I’m not being sarcastic! It’s all true, straight from the heart!

I hope you have a magnificent birthday today, teach!
Happy birthday to you, girl!

True friends know all of each other's
flaws and their deepest, darkest secrets
and yet continue to be friends anyway!

I’m truly grateful to have a great gal pal
and dear best friend like you!
Happy birthday, sweetie!

After today, it’ll no longer be your
special day but not much will change.
All of the attention will still be on you
like it always is!
Your special day may have slipped my
mind, but I’m thinking of you twice as
much today! I hope that makes up for it!

Happy belated birthday to you!
I have a feeling that the person of your dreams is wishing you a happy birthday today… It’s just down to you to discover who that is!

Happy birthday!
Today’s the one day of the year where my inner child really shines!
Sure, you’re getting older, but you’ll always be my annoying little sis! And to be totally honest, I wouldn’t have it any other way!

Happy birthday!

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