Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, my perfect man!

Sometimes I think you’re too good to be
true, but then you go and do something
that brings me back down to earth!

I’m just kidding, I really am very lucky to
have ended up with a husband like you!
Happy birthday to my gorgeous, hilarious, incredible girlfriend!

No wonder we’re such a perfect match!
Happy birthday, dear sister!

We used to fight, squabble, and argue, we would laugh together and make fun of each other. Actually, come to think about it, not a lot has changed really, little sis!
Happy birthday to you, cousin!

Sometimes I forget that you’re my cousin since to me, you’re so much more like a brother. I guess it’s because you mean so much to me, plus you annoy me more than any other!
Getting older is no big deal, especially when you’ve done it as many times as I have!
Happy birthday, my dear elder brother!

While I was contemplating what I
should get you this year, a thought
came into my head.

I was thinking that since I know all of
your secrets, bro, I feel it only makes
sense that actually you should be giving
me a gift this year for being such a good
keeper of those secrets!

Judging by the number of secrets I hold
it should be a pretty big gift, too!

I’m just messing with you, bro! I love
that you trust me with these things!

Have an awesome birthday today!
Happy birthday to a phenomenal teacher!

Your teaching methods may be
unorthodox, but no one ever became
a revolutionary by playing it safe and
sticking to the norm!

I think that your teaching style works
great for the smart kids with the capacity
to grasp your concepts, so naturally, I
understand everything perfectly!

Enjoy your special day!

An exceptional teacher deserves an
equally exceptional birthday!
There was once a time where getting carded would offend but now at your age, it’s more of a compliment than an insult!

Happy birthday, bestie!
Today is all about this one!

So, just like any other day really!
Happy birthday to my elder brother!

Yet another birthday has come around where I get to remind you once more that I am, and always will be, younger than you!

I hope you have a fantastic birthday today, my dear brother!
Happy birthday! Here I am with many wishes for you, of love, health and joy, pretty much anything that doesn’t cost me a dime.
Happy birthday to the world’s most awesome cousin!

Wait, I meant to say happy birthday from the world’s most awesome cousin! You’re lucky to have someone as wonderful and as cool as me in your life, cuz!
I thought that as you get older you’re meant to get wiser too, sis? Oh well, there’s still plenty of time for that to happen for you yet!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, sis!

It might not make you feel better, but I can always find comfort knowing that you’re older than I am and you always will be!
The Persians knew it, the Aztecs knew it and even the Sumerians knew it. The great secret to living a long life is to have more birthdays! Happy birthday!

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