Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
People say as you get older, you become wiser. This is so true… about everyone else. These people obviously haven’t met you.
Don’t be mistaken, you are old. You are really old. But not the least bit smarter.
Have a great birthday, dear friend!
Don’t be mistaken, you are old. You are really old. But not the least bit smarter.
Have a great birthday, dear friend!
Some friends come and go
But in you, I always know
Like glue, you’ll stick around
A true friendship we have found!
Happy birthday, bestie!
But in you, I always know
Like glue, you’ll stick around
A true friendship we have found!
Happy birthday, bestie!
My only wish for you on your birthday this year, my lovely wife, is that your special day brings you a smile and that it stays around for a while!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Your birthday is always a
pleasing time for me as it reminds me that
you’ll always be older than me, cousin!
pleasing time for me as it reminds me that
you’ll always be older than me, cousin!
Happy birthday, buddy!
You know you’re getting older when people start telling you that it’s all downhill from here!
If I were you I’d just embrace it and if you think about it, that’s better than everything being uphill!
You know you’re getting older when people start telling you that it’s all downhill from here!
If I were you I’d just embrace it and if you think about it, that’s better than everything being uphill!
I’m not saying you are old, but your early years are now on the History Channel. Have an amazing birthday, old friend!
Happy birthday to my main man!
You might be getting super old, but don’t worry as you can always count on me to keep you feeling younger! You’re lucky to have a best friend like me!
Best wishes to you, buddy!
You might be getting super old, but don’t worry as you can always count on me to keep you feeling younger! You’re lucky to have a best friend like me!
Best wishes to you, buddy!
Each year that you get older,
It always amazes me how you
Haven’t grown tired of me yet!
I’m so very lucky to have found
A truly wonderful wife like you
Who is still willing to put up
With all the silly things I do!
You have the patience of a saint,
My love! Happy birthday to you!
It always amazes me how you
Haven’t grown tired of me yet!
I’m so very lucky to have found
A truly wonderful wife like you
Who is still willing to put up
With all the silly things I do!
You have the patience of a saint,
My love! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to the world’s best wife, from the world’s most wonderful husband! Together, we truly make a dream team, my love!
I can still remember how excited you
used to get as a kid every year when
your birthday would come around.
Years on and not much has changed!
I’m glad to see that you’re still
enthusiastic about getting older!
Happy birthday!
used to get as a kid every year when
your birthday would come around.
Years on and not much has changed!
I’m glad to see that you’re still
enthusiastic about getting older!
Happy birthday!
I wanted to put the exact number of candles on your cake this year, but the store told me they didn’t have that many in stock! Happy birthday, uncle!
May your cake be sweet and your birthday wishes even sweeter, but remember that the sweetest thing of all is your amazingly gorgeous girlfriend!
Have an incredible day and enjoy lots of big birthday kisses from your incredible missus!
Have an incredible day and enjoy lots of big birthday kisses from your incredible missus!
The older you get, the wiser and smarter you become… is the case for most people.
You always did stand out from the crowd when you were younger, bro, and I’m glad to see that you’re no different now!
Happy birthday to you!
You always did stand out from the crowd when you were younger, bro, and I’m glad to see that you’re no different now!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to someone who knows of
all my imperfections and everything else
about me yet still chooses to be my friend!
You are extraordinary, my dear!
all my imperfections and everything else
about me yet still chooses to be my friend!
You are extraordinary, my dear!
You might be growing up in age, but we’re yet to see you grow up in maturity! You still have plenty of time for that though, little sis! Happy birthday!
