Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, buddy!

You know you’re getting older when people start telling you that it’s all downhill from here!

If I were you I’d just embrace it and if you think about it, that’s better than everything being uphill!
Each year that you get older,
It always amazes me how you
Haven’t grown tired of me yet!
I’m so very lucky to have found 
A truly wonderful wife like you
Who is still willing to put up
With all the silly things I do! 

You have the patience of a saint,
My love! Happy birthday to you! 
After all these years of marriage, my smile still reaches my eyes whenever I see you!

Happy birthday, my dear wife!
May your cake be sweet and your birthday wishes even sweeter, but remember that the sweetest thing of all is your amazingly gorgeous girlfriend!

Have an incredible day and enjoy lots of big birthday kisses from your incredible missus!
Happy birthday, little bro!

I’m happy for you that it’s your birthday,
but I’m sad it’s not mine! You know I love
the attention and getting lots of gifts!
I might not tell you often,
but you mean more to me
than you’ll ever know,
because even when you’re
being annoying, you’ll 
always be my little bro!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my gorgeous wife!

In my eyes, you are more beautiful
now than when we first met. Although,
it's possible that with age my eyesight
has gotten worse since then!
I meant to say this to you earlier but...
happy birthday, my friend! 
 
You know me, I’m renowned for being
fashionably late! What can I say? 
 
I'm hoping that your special day was a
great and memorable one, anyway!
Happy birthday to my dear elder
brother who is always there - always
there to annoy me!

I can always count on you to wind
me up and irritate me to no end, so
thanks for that.

In truth, though, I wouldn’t have it
any other way. I couldn’t be without
you, bro!

I hope you have a great day and I’ll
do everything I can to antagonize
you in return!
Happy birthday, sis!

The years might not be on your
side, but I always will be!

I’ll be there for you no matter how
old, gray, and wrinkly you get!
We might have been each other’s biggest enemies at times as kids but as we’ve grown up, I’ve learnt to tolerate you much better! Happy birthday to you, sis!
There’s no other brother
Who’s quite like you
You truly are unique
And super awesome, too!

I’m sending the very best
Birthday wish your way,
So that you may celebrate
Your birthday in style today!
Happy birthday, brother!

I hope you receive everything you’ve been wanting this year, but really what better gift is there than the privilege of being my brother! After all, it is the ultimate gift you could wish for in life!
I’ll be honest, bestie, I thought you were a lot older than you are!

It’s only because you’re so mature and sensible (most of the time)!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my hubby!

Don’t let getting older get you down, just always remember that no matter how old you become, no matter how many wrinkles or gray hairs start to appear, at least you’ll always have a beautiful, gorgeous, young-looking wife by your side to make up for it!

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