Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Officially you’re my cousin, but my heart
says you’re my sister. Luckily for you, I
always listen to my heart!

Happy birthday to you, my dear. I
hope you have a truly wonderful time
celebrating your special day today!
Today is the anniversary of the day
the most beautiful human entered
the world! Happy birthday!

I want you to know that I’m thinking
of you on your special day today,
and come to think of it, pretty much
every other day too!
Happy birthday, cuz! Sometimes I forget that you’re my cousin, as you’re much more like an annoying little brother!
Happy birthday to a sister who is a master of disguise! On the outside, you appear adorable and cute, but inside there hides a naughty little monster!
Happy birthday, bestie!

We truly were made for each other and destined to be best friends, as I don’t know anyone else who would be able to handle us! We’re lucky to have each other, girl!
Happy birthday, girl!

Out of all the great gifts that you might
receive today, know that you already
have the best of them all: me!
It hasn’t been an easy road, but I have finally perfected the art of being fabulous!
It’s amazing how after all these years you still aren’t showing your age, uncle! It’s equally amazing that you haven’t started to act your age yet, either!

I’m not complaining, though! I probably couldn’t have an uncle who’s more fun than you!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to the most caring teacher!

It’s no surprise that some students
accidentally call you mom because
you’re a great mentor and guide!

Thank you for all of your care, and all
the support and attention you give to
each and every one of us!

We hope you have a fantastic birthday!
Age might not be your friend, cousin, but I always will be! You can always rely on me for sisterly support no matter how old you get!
I really wanted to plan a surprise party
for you today, girl, but thought better
of it given your delicate age!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to a fantastic
music teacher!

Learning that I have a class with
you is like music to my ears!
From now on, people will take pity on you and start helping you cross the street without you even asking or wanting them to. Have an amazing birthday, my friend!
Had I known forgetting your birthday would’ve caused so much trouble I’d have tried harder to remember it! I definitely won’t miss another one, that’s for sure!

Happy belated birthday!
Happy birthday to my gorgeous, hilarious, incredible girlfriend!

No wonder we’re such a perfect match!

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