Funny Birthday Wishes

1090 happy birthday wishes found:

May your cake be as sweet as your girlfriend

May your cake be sweet and your birthday wishes even sweeter, but remember that the sweetest thing of all is your amazingly gorgeous girlfriend!

Have an incredible day and enjoy lots of big birthday kisses from your incredible missus!

I wish it was my birthday today, little bro

Happy birthday, little bro!

I’m happy for you that it’s your birthday,
but I’m sad it’s not mine! You know I love
the attention and getting lots of gifts!

You still choose to be my friend

Happy birthday to someone who knows of
all my imperfections and everything else
about me yet still chooses to be my friend!

You are extraordinary, my dear!

I’m always romantic on your birthday

Happy birthday, my gorgeous girlfriend!

Today is that one special day of the year that you’ll find me being romantic, so I hope you savor it and make the most of it!

I’ll always be here to pick you up

Just as it’s been since we were kids, I’ll laugh when you fall down but I’ll always be here to pick you back up!

Happy birthday to you today, bestie!

It's easy to see that you were born before me

You were born before me
And that’s easy to see
For the wrinkles on your face
Are not out of place!

Happy birthday, bro!

You'll always be my little bro

I might not tell you often,
but you mean more to me
than you’ll ever know,
because even when you’re
being annoying, you’ll
always be my little bro!

Happy birthday!

I could only ever forget your birthday once

You’re so incredibly important
to me that I can’t imagine I would
ever forget your birthday but if I did,
it would definitely only happen once
because I’d never hear the end of it!

Happy birthday to you today, my
beautiful one!

Maybe you’ll start growing up now

Another birthday? Perhaps you’ll finally start growing up now!

Happy birthday, my dear boyfriend!

You are always there for me, bro

Happy birthday to my dear elder
brother who is always there - always
there to annoy me!

I can always count on you to wind
me up and irritate me to no end, so
thanks for that.

In truth, though, I wouldn’t have it
any other way. I couldn’t be without
you, bro!

I hope you have a great day and I’ll
do everything I can to antagonize
you in return!

I wanted to bake you a cake

I would have baked you a cake
for your birthday this year, but we
both know that wouldn’t have turned
out so well!

So, instead, I’m sending you this
beautifully heartfelt birthday message!

I’m wishing you the world on your
special day today, bestie!

I’ll always be there for you, sis

Happy birthday, sis!

The years might not be on your
side, but I always will be!

I’ll be there for you no matter how
old, gray, and wrinkly you get!

At this rate you’ll be old in no time, buddy

If you keep having birthdays at this rate you’ll be old in no time, buddy! Perhaps we should skip the next one!

Wishing you all the best, my friend!

You’ve grown on me over the years, sis

We might have been each other’s biggest enemies at times as kids but as we’ve grown up, I’ve learnt to tolerate you much better! Happy birthday to you, sis!