I bought you a birthday gift, But then really I thought I should get you another Since you’re so much more Than just a cousin, to me You’re also a brother!
It’s completely understandable that you might be feeling as though I forgot your birthday this year, but that’s simply not what happened! I just couldn’t remember the exact day!
I knew it was around this time, so I at least deserve partial credit for that, right?
On your special day, I wanted to tell you just how much you mean to me, in a way that you’ll be able to understand and relate to.
So I thought long and hard, and decided that I love you even more than you love football, and that’s saying something! I long for the day when you give me as much attention as you do when you’re watching a football match!
As my younger brother you might get to make fun of me for being older than you, but just remember that every year my cake will always be bigger than yours because it needs to hold more candles!