Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

I’m laughing at the fact that you’ve
just turned another year older today,
brother, but I’m sure I won’t be
laughing when it’s my turn next!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you, bestie! 

You are a girl who has the power
to do anything you wish for in life
and be anything you want to be.

Unless of course the thing you wish
to be is younger, because even you
couldn’t make that happen!
Remember when we were younger, my
friend, we used to be so fun and carefree.
What happened to those kids!

I’m wishing you a fab birthday today!
Happy birthday to you, cousin!

Of course, one of the best things about
your birthday is getting gifts, but really
what better gift is there than a cousin
like me who is just as special and
important as a brother!
Fact: I am not as young as I once was!
It’s no secret that we all wish we were younger, but I hope for your sake that wish comes true for you! You need it more than most, sis!

May you have a truly wonderful birthday and a calm year ahead!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous gf!

It’s not often you find a guy
With both beauty and brains,
So you’re super lucky to have 
Found both those qualities in me!
Happy birthday, teacher!

Perhaps if I didn’t have sooo
much homework to do, I could’ve
baked you a cake!
I want you to know that I have always looked up to you, cousin, no matter whether or not you’re taller than me! I always have done and I always will!

I hope you have an incredible birthday this year, bro!
I didn’t know what to write in your card,
so I just didn’t get you one! Hopefully
this birthday message will do instead!
Another year older, girl, yet no wiser than
before! Give it a few more years and you’ll
be wiser than ever, I’m sure of it!

Happy birthday!
On your birthday, I wanted to tell you how
amazing and perfect you are, and that I
would never want you to change even one
single thing about yourself.

But then I remembered how annoying you
can be sometimes, so maybe you could
just change that?

Happy birthday, my gorgeous guy!
Happy birthday, my soul sister!

Few friends are as close as we are, girl!
In fact, some would say that we’re too
close... but they’re just jealous!
You’re another year older
Where has the time gone
You used to be so handsome
But now you’re getting on
Age eventually takes its toll
With wrinkles and grey hair
But you never need to worry
Because I’ll always be there.

Happy birthday to you, my love.
Close your eyes and think of the thing that your heart most desires. Then when you open them, the thing you most desire will be right in front of you: ME!

Happy birthday, my love! ❤️

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