Your birthday is the perfect opportunity for me to remind you that you’re getting older! Perhaps on one of these birthdays, you’ll start getting wiser too!
As your elder sibling, it’s my duty to boss you around and act as though you’re always bothering me but seeing as today is your special day I’ll give you a break!
I mean, surely with the daily battle you face in dealing with some of the kids in this school, you must have some kind of superpower to keep your cool!
Happy birthday, old man! I hope you can read this message, since you are starting to lose your sight. I would have called you, but your hearing is even worse.
I don’t know how you can even get up in the morning. You are lucky to have a great friend like me to help you along.
Have a great birthday and enjoy whatever years remain!
I thought about trying and having a go at baking your birthday cake myself this year, but I quickly changed my mind because it seemed like a lot of effort!
You can be assured that no matter how old you get, I’ll always be there right beside you to help you feel younger than you really are! Happy birthday, bestie!
You’re not just a cousin but a brother too, but don’t be fooled into thinking that means you’ll get two birthday gifts this year! Happy birthday to you, bro!