Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

It has taken years of practice to become this wonderful!
I wanted to get you something pretty for
your birthday this year but seeing as nothing
even comes close to matching your beauty,
I just decided to buy you a mirror!

Happy birthday to you, beautiful one!
Happy birthday to my girlfriend, the only person in the whole world with a weird enough personality to match mine!

We are a match made in heaven, my dear, two perfect weirdos!

I’ll love you until the end of time!
I bought you a birthday gift,
But then really I thought
I should get you another
Since you’re so much more
Than just a cousin, to me
You’re also a brother!

Happy birthday to you, buddy!
Today is a very special day as it’s my birthday! Please, feel free to wish me well, but most of all, don’t be shy to send me a nice gift!
Happy birthday to one of my dearest relatives! You might only be my cousin but to me, you will always be much more like an annoying younger sister!
Happy birthday, sweetie!

A love as heart touching as ours
A love so wonderful and unique
Two truly odd humans like us
Were always destined to meet!
Happy birthday to one of very few of my coworkers who doesn’t irritate me or drive me totally crazy! Thank you for that!
If birthdays only happen once a year, how do you always manage to look so old? I wish you a great birthday, my friend!
All these laps around the sun are starting
to take their toll!
Dude, when the cake is cheaper than the
candles, it means you are getting old!

Have a crazy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday to the smartest, funniest, and most amazing sibling in the world!

Oh, hold on… that should say from, not to!
This birthday doesn’t count so I refuse to add this year to my age!
Out of all the people in the world, what were the chances that two crazy kids like us would meet! In you, I truly found my soulmate.

Happy birthday, my love!
Getting older is a piece of cake!

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