Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Damn! Your birthday was yesterday?
I totally forgot!

You should seriously consider
getting better friends!

Happy belated birthday to you!
I often ask myself, what was it that
I did to deserve a friend like you?

Well, the conclusion I always come
to is that I must have done something
severely wrong in a past life to
deserve such a punishment!

I’m just messing with you, bestie!
Happy birthday to you!
There is no gift in the world more precious than a beautiful and unique sister like you, and there is no gift good enough for someone as incredible as you.

That’s exactly why I didn’t get you anything this year, sis! Happy birthday!
I know that turning another year older might make you a little emotional and you might even want to cry, but it’s not all that bad… just think of the positives, like the fact that you have an amazing girlfriend to comfort you in your time of need!
Happy birthday to my lover girl!

To me, you are so much more
Than simply just my lover
You’re the one whose company
I enjoy more than any other!
Happy birthday to my favourite younger sister! You might not have a lot of competition but still, you’ll always be number 1 to me!
You might finally be growing up and catching me up, little bro, but you’ll still always be younger than me! In my eyes, you’ll forever be my baby brother!
Happy birthday to you, my best buddy!

Make sure you smile for every photo that’s taken of you today, my friend, so at least that way you’ll have something to look back on in a few years and remember what it was like when you used to have your own teeth!
Many friends throughout life
They come and they go
But with you, it’s the opposite
As I couldn't get rid of you if I tried!

Happy birthday!
To the world’s funniest uncle
I have just one thing to say
May your birthday be awesome
I hope you have the best day!

Happy birthday to you!
Your birthday is the one day of
the year when I suddenly turn into
a romantic so enjoy these rare,
soppy, love-filled hours!

Happy birthday, my love!
I understand that you’re probably feeling a little sensitive about your age today, sis, so I’ll be kind and refrain from making any age-related jokes!

Just remember, though, that tomorrow is another day and all bets are off!

Happy birthday to you today!
Happy birthday to a great teacher
who always listens, even when
most of the class don’t!

You’re a great mentor and I’m
grateful for all of the wisdom you
have imparted!

I have a lot of respect for you!
I hope you have a wonderful day!
Growing up you always were a little princess and a mega diva, and I’m so pleased to see that nothing has changed since then! Happy birthday, my forever fabulous younger sister!
Out of all the billions of people in the world, what were the chances that I’d end up with you as my best friend!

I guess fate works in mysterious ways and two equally peculiar souls like ours would be drawn to each other one way or another! Happy birthday!

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