Of course, one of the best things about your birthday is getting gifts, but really what better gift is there than a cousin like me who is just as special and important as a brother!
Getting as old as you are can’t be easy, buddy! Luckily for you, when your legs start to give way at least you’ll still have a great friend like me that you can lean on for support!
On your birthday, I wanted to tell you how amazing and perfect you are, and that I would never want you to change even one single thing about yourself.
But then I remembered how annoying you can be sometimes, so maybe you could just change that?