Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, sis!

There might have been a time when we
were younger that I would’ve traded you
for something as small as a chocolate bar,
but now I wouldn’t trade you for the world!

I’ve come to love and embrace the fact
that you’re my annoying little sis and you
always will be! I wouldn’t have you any
other way!
Cousin, you know that you’ve always been like a brother to me. After all, you know me inside and out and you certainly know how to push my buttons!

Happy birthday!
Today I’ll be fulfilling my birthday duty
of eating more cake than should be
humanly possible!
Happy birthday, my lovely sister!

Don’t think of today as getting 
another year older, instead think 
of it as getting another year wiser.

And I mean let’s face it, you can 
use all the wisdom you can get!
Don’t worry about gray hairs or wrinkles, uncle, they’re just the mark of a very distinguished man!

Have a wonderful birthday today!
Happy birthday to my man!

It makes me smile when I think back to when
we started dating. We were just two crazy kids
in love. We might be a bit older now, but I’m
glad that some things never change!
Out of all my girlfriends, past and present,
you are definitely in my top 3!

That’s a pretty huge honour considering
how many girlfriends there have been
before you!

Wishing you a very happy birthday today,
my extremely gorgeous girlfriend!
Happy birthday, my dear husband!

You’re not turning another year older, you’re just making me look one year younger!
Happy birthday to my witty sister-like cousin!

Spending so much time with me must have rubbed off on you, as you’re funnier than ever now!
Happy birthday, sis!

It might not make you feel better, but I can always find comfort knowing that you’re older than I am and you always will be!
The Persians knew it, the Aztecs knew it and even the Sumerians knew it. The great secret to living a long life is to have more birthdays! Happy birthday!
You might have heard rumors that I have a crush on you, and seeing as it’s your special day I’ll come clean and admit that they’re true!

I can’t imagine you’ll receive a better gift than that on your birthday today!
Happy birthday to my best bud!

On your special day this year, may
all of your wildest dreams come true!
On second thoughts, maybe not
your wildest ones… 😜
Sure, getting lots of gifts on your birthday
is nice but no gift will ever be as great as
simply having a wonderful cousin like me!

Happy birthday, girl!
Happy birthday, bro!

A little brother like you is actually a blessing
in disguise… At first I thought I was unlucky
to have a younger brother, but now as the
years go on I feel like the luckiest big sister
in the world!

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