Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Today I’ll be fulfilling my birthday duty
of eating more cake than should be
humanly possible!
of eating more cake than should be
humanly possible!
It’s amazing how after all these years you still aren’t showing your age, uncle! It’s equally amazing that you haven’t started to act your age yet, either!
I’m not complaining, though! I probably couldn’t have an uncle who’s more fun than you!
Happy birthday to you!
I’m not complaining, though! I probably couldn’t have an uncle who’s more fun than you!
Happy birthday to you!
I’m laughing at the fact that you’ve
just turned another year older today,
brother, but I’m sure I won’t be
laughing when it’s my turn next!
Happy birthday!
just turned another year older today,
brother, but I’m sure I won’t be
laughing when it’s my turn next!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to a teacher whose
classes are so gripping that I never
want them to end!
classes are so gripping that I never
want them to end!
Today is my birthday! Send me expensive gifts and lovely wishes!
There aren’t many people who love being at school so much that even after they’re finally free and don’t have to attend as a student anymore, they decide they want to come back for more and teach!
I have a lot of respect for you for that alone! Happy birthday to you, teacher!
I have a lot of respect for you for that alone! Happy birthday to you, teacher!
Happy birthday to my girlfriend, the only person in the whole world with a weird enough personality to match mine!
We are a match made in heaven, my dear, two perfect weirdos!
I’ll love you until the end of time!
We are a match made in heaven, my dear, two perfect weirdos!
I’ll love you until the end of time!
You might want to forget about your birthday but I never could! I’ll take any opportunity to remind you that you’re getting older, my friend! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to a big kid at heart!
I’ve known you since childhood and
I can tell you from experience that
you’re still just as fun and playful
as you were back then!
I hope you never grow up and start
acting your age, my friend!
I’ve known you since childhood and
I can tell you from experience that
you’re still just as fun and playful
as you were back then!
I hope you never grow up and start
acting your age, my friend!
Surprise! Just when you thought you
had received all of your birthday
wishes, the best one of all pops up!
I hope you had a great day!
had received all of your birthday
wishes, the best one of all pops up!
I hope you had a great day!
I bought you a birthday gift,
But then really I thought
I should get you another
Since you’re so much more
Than just a cousin, to me
You’re also a brother!
Happy birthday to you, buddy!
But then really I thought
I should get you another
Since you’re so much more
Than just a cousin, to me
You’re also a brother!
Happy birthday to you, buddy!
For someone who is a cousin, a dear
friend, and also a sister to me, I thought I
had better get you not one gift, but three!
May you have the absolute best and
happiest birthday possible today!
friend, and also a sister to me, I thought I
had better get you not one gift, but three!
May you have the absolute best and
happiest birthday possible today!
I wanted to get you something special for your birthday this year as you deserve only the very best, my friend!
However, as I couldn’t find a gift that was good enough for such a loyal and longtime friend such as yourself, I didn’t get you anything at all!
Happy birthday anyway!
However, as I couldn’t find a gift that was good enough for such a loyal and longtime friend such as yourself, I didn’t get you anything at all!
Happy birthday anyway!
Happy birthday to my girlfriend who is gradually becoming greyer and greyer!
Only kidding, my love, I must say that it seems with age you are actually becoming even more beautiful and sexier than ever before! You’re ageing more gracefully than any other person I know!
From now on I will refer to you as my silver vixen and hopefully I will be your silver fox!
Only kidding, my love, I must say that it seems with age you are actually becoming even more beautiful and sexier than ever before! You’re ageing more gracefully than any other person I know!
From now on I will refer to you as my silver vixen and hopefully I will be your silver fox!
