Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Today, I’m wishing a very happy birthday
to my sister who has everything she could
ever wish for, including a wonderful sister
like me, most importantly of all!

Enjoy your special day, sis! I hope that it’s
as special as I am!
Uncle, it seems that much like a fine
wine you become more full-bodied as
you age, yet unlike aged cheese, you
never seem to mature!

Happy birthday!
You’re worthy of much more than
just one single day of celebration,
which is why I intentionally put off
wishing you a happy birthday until
today in order to extend your
birthday festivities!

P.S. I definitely didn’t just forget
your birthday!
I wanted to get you something special for your birthday this year as you deserve only the very best, my friend!

However, as I couldn’t find a gift that was good enough for such a loyal and longtime friend such as yourself, I didn’t get you anything at all!

Happy birthday anyway!
There aren’t many little brothers
Who are quite as lucky as you
That have an elder sister like me
As in the world, there are few!

Happy birthday!
People say that you must have the
patience of a saint for putting up
with me, and they’re right!

Thank you for always being the
calm and composed person that
you are, and for bringing but serenity
and happiness into our lives!

Have a very happy birthday,
my love, my saint!
It’s only right that I thank you for having a birthday today, my friend, because as you know I love any excuse for a party!

All the best, buddy!
I’m not saying you are old, but your early years are now on the History Channel. Have an amazing birthday, old friend!
We must be soulmates because nobody else gets me like you do! I hope you have the most fantastic birthday today, my dear!
Happy birthday, my wonderful wife!

I set out to get you the most amazing, meaningful, and heart-touching gift this year when I realized that you already have me! You truly are a very lucky lady!
You were born before me
And that’s easy to see
For the wrinkles on your face
Are not out of place!

Happy birthday, bro!
You’re so incredibly important
to me that I can’t imagine I would
ever forget your birthday but if I did,
it would definitely only happen once
because I’d never hear the end of it!

Happy birthday to you today, my
beautiful one!
Happy birthday, my beautiful bestie!

I’m so lucky to have found a hilarious and quirky friend like you to add a bit of light and laughter to my days! Everybody needs a little bit of crazy in their life!
Happy birthday from the one
who knows all of your annoying
habits, but still loves you anyway!

Happy birthday, honey!

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