As best friends we took a vow some time ago to always be honest with each other, so if I’m being totally truthful with you today I have to confess that I’m mainly here for the cake!
Today, I’m wishing a very happy birthday to my sister who has everything she could ever wish for, including a wonderful sister like me, most importantly of all!
Enjoy your special day, sis! I hope that it’s as special as I am!
You’re worthy of much more than just one single day of celebration, which is why I intentionally put off wishing you a happy birthday until today in order to extend your birthday festivities!
P.S. I definitely didn’t just forget your birthday!
I was going to buy you hair dye for your birthday gift this year, but then I thought a hat would be a better idea since it’ll cover both gray hair and your eventual baldness! I’m always thinking of you, bro!
When you close your eyes and blow out the candles on your birthday cake today, sis, I know you’ll be wishing for one thing and one thing only: to be younger!
How do I know this? Because it’s what we all wish for, of course!
Today might well be your birthday, but I feel like I’m the one getting the greatest gift of all as you truly are a treat for the eyes!
I don’t know how you do it but each year you only appear to get more handsome, which is super lucky for me… Seems like I made a good investment after all!