Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Happy birthday, my lovely!
Don’t be offended if people start buying you anti-ageing products as birthday gifts - they just want your youthful looks to last forever!
Just make sure they include a gift receipt so that you can exchange them for something better!
Don’t be offended if people start buying you anti-ageing products as birthday gifts - they just want your youthful looks to last forever!
Just make sure they include a gift receipt so that you can exchange them for something better!
You’re worthy of much more than
just one single day of celebration,
which is why I intentionally put off
wishing you a happy birthday until
today in order to extend your
birthday festivities!
P.S. I definitely didn’t just forget
your birthday!
just one single day of celebration,
which is why I intentionally put off
wishing you a happy birthday until
today in order to extend your
birthday festivities!
P.S. I definitely didn’t just forget
your birthday!
I wanted to get you something special for your birthday this year as you deserve only the very best, my friend!
However, as I couldn’t find a gift that was good enough for such a loyal and longtime friend such as yourself, I didn’t get you anything at all!
Happy birthday anyway!
However, as I couldn’t find a gift that was good enough for such a loyal and longtime friend such as yourself, I didn’t get you anything at all!
Happy birthday anyway!
People say that you must have the
patience of a saint for putting up
with me, and they’re right!
Thank you for always being the
calm and composed person that
you are, and for bringing but serenity
and happiness into our lives!
Have a very happy birthday,
my love, my saint!
patience of a saint for putting up
with me, and they’re right!
Thank you for always being the
calm and composed person that
you are, and for bringing but serenity
and happiness into our lives!
Have a very happy birthday,
my love, my saint!
Today, I have the pleasure of wishing you a very happy birthday, my super amazing, lovely and generous uncle!
I hope that when you’re deciding what gift to get me on my next birthday, you bear in mind what a nice birthday message I sent you on yours!
I hope that when you’re deciding what gift to get me on my next birthday, you bear in mind what a nice birthday message I sent you on yours!
I’m not saying you are old, but your early years are now on the History Channel. Have an amazing birthday, old friend!
Happy birthday, my wonderful wife!
I set out to get you the most amazing, meaningful, and heart-touching gift this year when I realized that you already have me! You truly are a very lucky lady!
I set out to get you the most amazing, meaningful, and heart-touching gift this year when I realized that you already have me! You truly are a very lucky lady!
Today I’ll be fulfilling my birthday duty
of eating more cake than should be
humanly possible!
of eating more cake than should be
humanly possible!
Happy birthday from the one
who knows all of your annoying
habits, but still loves you anyway!
Happy birthday, honey!
who knows all of your annoying
habits, but still loves you anyway!
Happy birthday, honey!
Remember when we were younger, my
friend, we used to be so fun and carefree.
What happened to those kids!
I’m wishing you a fab birthday today!
friend, we used to be so fun and carefree.
What happened to those kids!
I’m wishing you a fab birthday today!
A handsome guy like you shouldn’t be without a glamorous date on his birthday, so I’m just letting you know that I’m free if need be! Happy birthday!
I’m so glad that I found someone as
bonkers as I am to help get me through
those long and boring workdays!
Happy birthday, my friend!
bonkers as I am to help get me through
those long and boring workdays!
Happy birthday, my friend!
Another year older, girl, yet no wiser than
before! Give it a few more years and you’ll
be wiser than ever, I’m sure of it!
Happy birthday!
before! Give it a few more years and you’ll
be wiser than ever, I’m sure of it!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, my soul sister!
Few friends are as close as we are, girl!
In fact, some would say that we’re too
close... but they’re just jealous!
Few friends are as close as we are, girl!
In fact, some would say that we’re too
close... but they’re just jealous!
