Here we go again, it’s that time of the year, another birthday, one step closer to the final demise. Just kidding, you’ve never been better, older, but otherwise awesome.
Be happy, enjoy your day, you’re alive and well, that’s all that matters!
If things tend to get better with age, you must be getting pretty close to magnificent now! Your age is merely the number of years that the world has been enjoying the wonderful person that you are!
The Persians knew it, the Aztecs knew it and even the Sumerians knew it. The great secret to living a long life is to have more birthdays! Happy birthday!
Over the years, we’ve kept many of each other’s secrets safe but on your special day this year, I propose that we promise to keep the biggest secret of all: our ages! I won’t tell anyone yours if you don’t reveal mine!
Today might well be your birthday, but I feel like I’m the one getting the greatest gift of all as you truly are a treat for the eyes!
I don’t know how you do it but each year you only appear to get more handsome, which is super lucky for me… Seems like I made a good investment after all!
It can’t be easy having a wife who is always the center of attention, so seeing as it’s your birthday I’ll take a day off and let you have the spotlight for a change!