Funny Birthday Wishes

1090 happy birthday wishes found:

I’m sorry for being a goof,
A little behind this year
And letting your birthday
Slip my mind, my dear!

Happy belated birthday!

A brother like you is a dream come true

A brother like you is a dream come true,
if your dream is to have a super annoying
brother, that is!

How is it possible that with each passing
year, you find more new ways to bug me...
I guess you’re getting more experienced
with age, bro! Happy birthday!

When the cake is cheaper than the candles

Dude, when the cake is cheaper than the
candles, it means you are getting old!

Have a crazy birthday, bestie!

A lovely and generous uncle

Today, I have the pleasure of wishing you a very happy birthday, my super amazing, lovely and generous uncle!

I hope that when you’re deciding what gift to get me on my next birthday, you bear in mind what a nice birthday message I sent you on yours!

I’m not saying you are old

I’m not saying you are old, but your early years are now on the History Channel. Have an amazing birthday, old friend!

You are the greatest gift in the world

For a moment I thought it was my birthday as I have the greatest, most beautiful gift in the world: you!

Happy birthday, my gorgeous girl. I hope your special day is as wonderful as you deserve it to be.

You already have the best gift in the world

Happy birthday, my wonderful wife!

I set out to get you the most amazing, meaningful, and heart-touching gift this year when I realized that you already have me! You truly are a very lucky lady!

You never age or get any wiser, sister

Happy birthday to you, little sister!

Your birthday is a truly unique one
As even when all is said and done
You might well be another year older
But you never age or get any wiser!

The perfect birthday wish takes time

I spent too much time trying to
come up with the perfect birthday
wish, and then ended up missing
your birthday altogether!

Sorry! Happy belated birthday!

We were once foes but now we're besties

Happy birthday, my dear sister!

Who would have thought that the person
who was once my biggest foe would
someday turn out to be my best friend!

Well, I have to tell you that the feeling is
mutual, sis, and I love you lots too!

I know all of your annoying habits

Happy birthday from the one
who knows all of your annoying
habits, but still loves you anyway!

Happy birthday, honey!

People will buy you anti-ageing products now

Happy birthday, my lovely!

Don’t be offended if people start buying you anti-ageing products as birthday gifts - they just want your youthful looks to last forever!

Just make sure they include a gift receipt so that you can exchange them for something better!

The light from your candles is so intense

I won’t say you are old, but on your last birthday, the light from your candles was so intense that scientists were drawn there because they thought there was an aurora borealis occurring in your living room.

Have a magical birthday, my friend!