Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Party, check. Cake, check. Candles, check. Gifts, check. Wait, I’m forgetting something. Oh yeah, best friend, check! Have the greatest of days!
Getting old is all about losing things. You start to lose your memory, your hair and even your keys. But just focus on the positive side, at least you still have your teeth. Remember to smile while you still have them.
Happy birthday, best friend!
Happy birthday, best friend!
Happy birthday, my dear elder brother!
While I was contemplating what I
should get you this year, a thought
came into my head.
I was thinking that since I know all of
your secrets, bro, I feel it only makes
sense that actually you should be giving
me a gift this year for being such a good
keeper of those secrets!
Judging by the number of secrets I hold
it should be a pretty big gift, too!
I’m just messing with you, bro! I love
that you trust me with these things!
Have an awesome birthday today!
While I was contemplating what I
should get you this year, a thought
came into my head.
I was thinking that since I know all of
your secrets, bro, I feel it only makes
sense that actually you should be giving
me a gift this year for being such a good
keeper of those secrets!
Judging by the number of secrets I hold
it should be a pretty big gift, too!
I’m just messing with you, bro! I love
that you trust me with these things!
Have an awesome birthday today!
Out of all my girlfriends, past and present,
you are definitely in my top 3!
That’s a pretty huge honour considering
how many girlfriends there have been
before you!
Wishing you a very happy birthday today,
my extremely gorgeous girlfriend!
you are definitely in my top 3!
That’s a pretty huge honour considering
how many girlfriends there have been
before you!
Wishing you a very happy birthday today,
my extremely gorgeous girlfriend!
Happy birthday to the one who made my childhood so bright and fun!
We built a lifelong friendship from an early age, but the truth is that really we have no choice but to remain friends forever because of the stories we both could tell of one another!
We built a lifelong friendship from an early age, but the truth is that really we have no choice but to remain friends forever because of the stories we both could tell of one another!
Happy birthday, dear sister!
What better gift is there than a
sweet, thoughtful, and touching
birthday message written from
the heart? Something so truly
sentimental that money simply
cannot buy.
Okay, yeah, you guessed it…
I forgot to get you a gift!
What better gift is there than a
sweet, thoughtful, and touching
birthday message written from
the heart? Something so truly
sentimental that money simply
cannot buy.
Okay, yeah, you guessed it…
I forgot to get you a gift!
Forgetfulness is one of the many
symptoms of ageing, my friend.
I know your memory is starting to
play tricks on you, but you shouldn’t
worry, I will always be your best friend.
I’ll be around long after you've
forgotten who I am.
Happy birthday!
symptoms of ageing, my friend.
I know your memory is starting to
play tricks on you, but you shouldn’t
worry, I will always be your best friend.
I’ll be around long after you've
forgotten who I am.
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, bestie! I really admire how getting older doesn’t faze you, even when it probably should! I hope I’m like that in many, many, many years to come too!
Friendship is a choice but when it
comes to family it’s all down to chance!
Thankfully, I was lucky enough to
end up with a sister like you!
Happy birthday!
comes to family it’s all down to chance!
Thankfully, I was lucky enough to
end up with a sister like you!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, my dear husband!
You’re not turning another year older, you’re just making me look one year younger!
You’re not turning another year older, you’re just making me look one year younger!
Happy birthday to my witty sister-like cousin!
Spending so much time with me must have rubbed off on you, as you’re funnier than ever now!
Spending so much time with me must have rubbed off on you, as you’re funnier than ever now!
Happy birthday, hubby!
Another year together and you
still manage to amaze me! I guess
I haven’t grown tired of you yet!
I can’t wait to see what
surprises await us ahead!
Another year together and you
still manage to amaze me! I guess
I haven’t grown tired of you yet!
I can’t wait to see what
surprises await us ahead!
I don’t think I’m special just because it’s my birthday, I know I’m special every day!
Happy birthday, my love!
As you become older, my
dear girlfriend, you just get
more and more beautiful!
And I’m not just saying that
because I have to!
As you become older, my
dear girlfriend, you just get
more and more beautiful!
And I’m not just saying that
because I have to!
You might have heard rumors that I have a crush on you, and seeing as it’s your special day I’ll come clean and admit that they’re true!
I can’t imagine you’ll receive a better gift than that on your birthday today!
I can’t imagine you’ll receive a better gift than that on your birthday today!
