Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

I’m wishing a very happy birthday to my sometimes crazy but always fabulous younger sister! There’s never a dull moment when you’re around!

May your special day today be just as weird, wild, and wonderful as you are, sis! 
A brother like you is a dream come true,
if your dream is to have a super annoying
brother, that is!

How is it possible that with each passing
year, you find more new ways to bug me...
I guess you’re getting more experienced
with age, bro! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, best friend!

It is amazing the number of years we have known each other.

Why have we put up with each other for so long? Do you think it’s because we like each other? Nope, it’s quite simple, we just know too many of each other’s secrets.

Have a fantastic day!
I didn’t get you a gift this year,
girlfriend, because I figured
I’m enough of a gift every day!

I guess I’m the kind of gift
that keeps on giving!
Happy birthday to my wonderful guy
who is nothing short of perfection!

There might not be many of you about,
but you are living proof that the perfect
boyfriend does actually exist!
Happy birthday to a big kid at heart!

I’ve known you since childhood and
I can tell you from experience that
you’re still just as fun and playful
as you were back then!

I hope you never grow up and start
acting your age, my friend!
Another year older and the signs of aging are starting to show! Welcome to the club of getting older, little bro!

I know I can’t make fun since I’ve got a bit of a headstart on you, but you’re quickly catching me up!

Enjoy being young-ish while you still can, my dear younger brother! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to my childhood bestie!

Here’s to laughing at each other’s silly jokes until we’re well into old age!
Happy birthday!

Surprise birthday gifts are always the best kind of gifts, so finding out that you have a secret crush would certainly be an unexpected and welcome surprise!

So when you close your eyes, blow out your candles and make a wish, bear that in mind as it might just come true!
Happy birthday to the cutest person in the world and someone very close to my heart!

To me, you are just as precious as a piece of fine art!
If I didn’t know any better I’d never guess it was your birthday today as you don’t look a day older, let alone a year! Happy birthday, my beautiful cousin!
You were always there for me when we were kids so I hope you find comfort knowing that I’ll be there for you throughout your imminent old-age!

Happy birthday, sis!
Happy birthday to my girlfriend, the only person in the whole world with a weird enough personality to match mine!

We are a match made in heaven, my dear, two perfect weirdos!

I’ll love you until the end of time!
They say that a man is only as good
as the woman he’s married to, which
I guess is why I’m so spectacular!
It’s all thanks to you, my love!

Happy birthday, my lovely wife!
Don’t worry about all of the candles on
your birthday cake this year, sis. I have a
fire extinguisher on standby just in case!

I’m only messing with you! Happy birthday,
I hope you have a truly fabulous day today!

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