Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

I only have to say it’s the birthday
of the funniest person in the world
today, and everyone will immediately
know it’s your birthday!

Happy birthday to you, my friend!
Today is your birthday 
It’s all about you 
So no different really
To any other day!

Happy birthday, wife!
You’re never too old to have a
good time - I’m proof of that!
Don’t worry about getting older, my
dear cousin!

It happens to us all but luckily for us,
we have great genes that should see
us age more gracefully than others!
How fortunate are we!

I hope you have a birthday that’s as
beautiful and fabulous as you are!
Happy birthday to the second
most beautiful person in the
world after me, of course!
Each year that you get older
However much you grow
You’ll still be my little bro
I want you to always know!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!

If I had to give just one reason why you’re more like a sister to me than a cousin, it would be that growing up together you would annoy me just as much as any sister would!
It’s hard to shop for someone who
already has everything their heart
could ever desire, so I just decided
not to get you anything!

Besides, what more could you really
want than a perfect boyfriend like me!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
If you’re wondering why everyone is being extra nice to you at work today, it’s only because they want a slice of your delicious birthday cake! Happy birthday!
If you’re wondering why your cake is starting to sag, it’s because it can’t take the weight of all those candles on top of it! Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, bestie!

I don’t know that we would be 
buddies now had we not been 
such good friends when we 
were younger. 

You’re far too cool for me now!
Happy birthday to a fantastic
music teacher!

Learning that I have a class with
you is like music to my ears!
Happy birthday, honey!

I always thought you’d get more handsome with age and luckily for me I was right!
Happy birthday to my brother who I wouldn’t change for any other! You’re so close to perfect that I can’t imagine there’s another brother much better than you out there!
Not all heroes wear capes, teacher!

I mean, surely with the daily battle
you face in dealing with some of
the kids in this school, you must
have some kind of superpower to
keep your cool!

Wishing you a relaxed birthday
this year, teach!

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