I am a true friend, buddy. I’ll always remember your birthday but as a courtesy and out of respect for you, I’ve chosen to stop keeping track of your age!
In my mind, you’re only as old as you feel! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to the cutest, funniest, most gorgeous person in the world! I know it sounds like I’m describing myself, but I am of course describing you!
I hope you enjoy your special day today, my sweetheart!
Remarkable, unbelievable, and unreal are all ways in which someone could describe something truly amazing but also, much like in your case, something totally bizarre!
Just kidding with you, buddy! I’m sending my best wishes to the birthday boy today!
My darling boyfriend, it’s no secret that you can be the most annoying person ever and may get on my nerves sometimes, but the truth is that I wouldn’t change you for the world!
Happy birthday, my handsome guy! I love you with all my heart!