Funny Birthday Wishes


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Today, I am wishing a super happy birthday to one of my very first friends!

My mind is drawing a blank right now, but you must have some good characteristics for us to have remained friends for as long as we have!
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear bestie, happy birthday to you! I know you can’t hear me singing this, so you’ll just have to imagine my beautiful voice!
Happy birthday to my ageing boyfriend!
Luckily for you, I like older men!

I’m kidding with you, you’re not that old!
But in all truth, you do seem to be getting
more and more handsome with age! So
actually, I guess it’s lucky for me!
Happy birthday! Your birthday is always a
pleasing time for me as it reminds me that
you’ll always be older than me, cousin!
You might be growing up in age, but we’re yet to see you grow up in maturity! You still have plenty of time for that though, little sis! Happy birthday!
I’ve come to realize that fate must exist,
otherwise how else would two oddballs
like us have met in a world of so many
normal people!

I hope you enjoy your special day today
my cute, unique, gorgeous birthday girl!
Happy birthday, my beautiful bestie!

I’m so lucky to have found a hilarious and quirky friend like you to add a bit of light and laughter to my days! Everybody needs a little bit of crazy in their life!
Happy birthday, pal! You know that I’m always looking out for your best interests, so just take care today when you’re trying to blow out the fireball on your cake!
At times you might be annoying
Sometimes you drive me mad
But you’ll always be my sister
And really, you’re not all bad!

I guess if I’m totally honest
I wouldn’t choose anyone else!

Happy birthday to you, sis!
Had I known forgetting your birthday would’ve caused so much trouble I’d have tried harder to remember it! I definitely won’t miss another one, that’s for sure!

Happy belated birthday!
Happy birthday, sweetie!

After today, it’ll no longer be your
special day but not much will change.
All of the attention will still be on you
like it always is!
Sure, today is your birthday, but it isn’t really much different to any other day as you’ll be the center of attention as always!

It can’t be helped, my friend, the spotlight just naturally shines on you!

Happy birthday, my dear!
Looks like your birthday is going to be a hot one today, pal, as there will be more than enough heat coming from all the candles on your cake to warm up the entire room! Happy birthday to you!
I was going to buy you hair dye
this year, bro, but what’s the point
when you’ll soon be balding anyway!

Have a great birthday, my dear
elder brother!
As far as elder brothers go, you’re
alright I guess!

I mean, don’t let that go to your head,
it’s not like you’d win any awards for
the ultimate brother or anything!

I hope you have a truly wonderful
birthday this year, bro!

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