Happy birthday to my brother who I wouldn’t change for any other! You’re so close to perfect that I can’t imagine there’s another brother much better than you out there!
Happy birthday, old man! I hope you can read this message, since you are starting to lose your sight. I would have called you, but your hearing is even worse.
I don’t know how you can even get up in the morning. You are lucky to have a great friend like me to help you along.
Have a great birthday and enjoy whatever years remain!
I thought about trying and having a go at baking your birthday cake myself this year, but I quickly changed my mind because it seemed like a lot of effort!
There are lots of good things that come with age, but the very best part of getting older is that each year the cake has to get bigger to accommodate the extra candles!
If I told you that you’re the second most beautiful person in the world I’m sure you would agree, because as we both know the first and foremost is obviously me!
It’s your special day today, birthday boy! Just don’t let all of the attention go to your head because after today that attention won’t hang around for long!
Happy birthday and best wishes to you today, my dear best friend!