Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

I won’t make any age-related jokes on your birthday this year, bro, because I genuinely feel sorry for you! Chin up, old man!
One piece of birthday advice for you today:
count your blessings and not how many
gray hairs are starting to form!
Happy birthday, my beautiful girl!

I know exactly how you must feel on your birthday today since you make each and every day feel like a birthday for me! You are the most wonderful gift that keeps on giving, sweetie!
As I’m only several hours late in wishing
you a happy birthday, my friend, I think
it still counts as more or less on time!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my handsome and intelligent husband who has such good taste. I mean, he decided to marry me for a start!
Happy birthday, my beautiful bestie!

I’m so lucky to have found a hilarious and quirky friend like you to add a bit of light and laughter to my days! Everybody needs a little bit of crazy in their life!
The best brother in the world deserves
the very best wishes on his birthday…
I hope that guy has a wonderful day,
wherever he is!

Of course, I hope you have a great
birthday too, little bro! Happy birthday
from your fabulous elder sister!
There’s no other brother
Who’s quite like you
You truly are unique
And super awesome, too!

I’m sending the very best
Birthday wish your way,
So that you may celebrate
Your birthday in style today!
It’s hard to shop for someone who
already has everything their heart
could ever desire, so I just decided
not to get you anything!

Besides, what more could you really
want than a perfect boyfriend like me!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
I always thought that I was the weird one, 
but having a crazy best friend like you 
makes me feel somewhat normal! 

Best wishes to you on your special day, girl!
Happy birthday, brother!

I hope you receive everything you’ve been wanting this year, but really what better gift is there than the privilege of being my brother! After all, it is the ultimate gift you could wish for in life!
Wishing this beautiful but crazy one a fabulous birthday today!
Having a brother like you is worth two! You’re just as much effort to handle as a pair of siblings, but you’re worth the work, bro!
I’ll be honest, bestie, I thought you were a lot older than you are!

It’s only because you’re so mature and sensible (most of the time)!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday from the one
who knows all of your annoying
habits, but still loves you anyway!

Happy birthday, honey!

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