Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to my dear boyfriend who, unlike his jokes, never falls flat!

I’m kidding, of course! I love your sense of humour! If your parenting skills are half as good as your dad jokes, then you’re going to make a fantastic father someday!

All my love to you on your special day, my dear, and here’s to many more years of making each other laugh!
I’ve got a tiny secret to share with you today, which is that I think you’re absolutely gorgeous! You probably already knew that, anyway! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, sister!

Enjoy your youthful beauty while you
still can, little sis, because once you
get to my age that all starts to change!
Happy birthday to my stunningly
handsome boyfriend!

Of course I love you for your great
personality, but your dashing looks
are certainly an added bonus!

May everything you wish for come
true on your special day!

Love you loads! Big kisses!
Happy birthday to my lifelong best bud!

You’ve been with me from the beginning and you’ll be with me forevermore! There’s no getting rid of me now!
Happy birthday, little bro!

I’m happy for you that it’s your birthday,
but I’m sad it’s not mine! You know I love
the attention and getting lots of gifts!
Who needs lots of different friends
when I have a best friend like you!
To me, you’re worth a thousand
friends, bestie!
I might not tell you often,
but you mean more to me
than you’ll ever know,
because even when you’re
being annoying, you’ll 
always be my little bro!

Happy birthday!
You know your best friend is a
true friend when they insult you
on your birthday and you can
both laugh about it!

That’s why I know I can make
all the jokes I want today without
any risk of offending you!

Happy birthday, my friend!
I meant to say this to you earlier but...
happy birthday, my friend! 
 
You know me, I’m renowned for being
fashionably late! What can I say? 
 
I'm hoping that your special day was a
great and memorable one, anyway!
Another birthday? Perhaps you’ll finally start growing up now!

Happy birthday, my dear boyfriend!
I would have baked you a cake
for your birthday this year, but we
both know that wouldn’t have turned
out so well!

So, instead, I’m sending you this
beautifully heartfelt birthday message!

I’m wishing you the world on your
special day today, bestie!
Every day must be like a birthday for you,
seeing as you ended up with a wonderful
wife like me! Happy birthday, my love!
Growing up we might have fought
We’d annoy each other non-stop
We got on each other’s nerves
For any other sibling I’d swap.

But I’ve grown to learn I’m very lucky
As baby sisters like you there are few
And deep down the truth is that 
I’d never trade a sister like you!

Happy birthday, my dear sister!
I won’t make any age-related jokes on your birthday this year, bro, because I genuinely feel sorry for you! Chin up, old man!

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