Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Another birthday already, sis!

Just when I think I’m finally
catching up to you in age,
you leap ahead and leave
me even further behind!

Someday I’ll be just as old
and wise as you are, though.
Just you wait!
Happy birthday to my wonderful teacher! If there were an award for the best teacher of the year, you would win it hands down!
Happy birthday to a teacher whose
classes are so gripping that I never
want them to end!
Happy birthday, dear brother!

I was going to buy you hair dye for your birthday gift this year, but then I thought a hat would be a better idea since it’ll cover both gray hair and your eventual baldness! I’m always thinking of you, bro!
You deserve a very special birthday cake for achieving such a remarkable age this year, dear uncle!

And yes, when I say remarkable I do mean super old! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, sis!

Over the years, we’ve kept many of
each other’s secrets safe but on your
special day this year, I propose that we
promise to keep the biggest secret of
all: our ages! I won’t tell anyone yours
if you don’t reveal mine!
Happy birthday, teacher! May your special day bring as much joy and excitement to you as summer break brings to me!
The Persians knew it, the Aztecs knew it and even the Sumerians knew it. The great secret to living a long life is to have more birthdays! Happy birthday!
Don’t be fooled, reaching this level of perfection has been no easy feat!
You are more than a cousin to me, you’re more like a sister. Mainly because you dedicated your childhood to irritating me!

Happy birthday, cuz!
It’s no secret that you’re getting older but
since a marriage is all about trust, we’ll
just keep your true age to ourselves!

Happy birthday, hubby!
Don’t worry about getting older, brother.
You’ll always have me as a constant
reminder of what it’s like to look young!

Happy birthday, bro!
Happy birthday, brother!

After another trip around the sun, I thought you might’ve picked up some wisdom on the way around! Ah well, there’s always next year!
I didn’t get you anything for your birthday
this year, but I hope this personal and
heartfelt message makes up for it!

Sending you good thoughts and happy
wishes on your special day, bro!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, sweetie!

You truly are a very special girl
to put up with a guy like me…

You must really love me a lot!

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