Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Happy birthday to my ageing boyfriend!
Luckily for you, I like older men!
I’m kidding with you, you’re not that old!
But in all truth, you do seem to be getting
more and more handsome with age! So
actually, I guess it’s lucky for me!
Luckily for you, I like older men!
I’m kidding with you, you’re not that old!
But in all truth, you do seem to be getting
more and more handsome with age! So
actually, I guess it’s lucky for me!
Happy birthday to my old-age brother!
Be careful when you’re blowing out the candles on your cake today that your false teeth don’t fall out!
I’m just kidding with you, bro. Age ain’t nothing but a number! I hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy however many more birthdays you have left!
Be careful when you’re blowing out the candles on your cake today that your false teeth don’t fall out!
I’m just kidding with you, bro. Age ain’t nothing but a number! I hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy however many more birthdays you have left!
People say as you get older, you become wiser. This is so true… about everyone else. These people obviously haven’t met you.
Don’t be mistaken, you are old. You are really old. But not the least bit smarter.
Have a great birthday, dear friend!
Don’t be mistaken, you are old. You are really old. But not the least bit smarter.
Have a great birthday, dear friend!
At your age, another trip around
the sun must be more exhausting
than ever before!
the sun must be more exhausting
than ever before!
Happy birthday, brother!
You might be another year older, but that
doesn’t necessarily mean you’re any wiser!
You might be another year older, but that
doesn’t necessarily mean you’re any wiser!
Happy birthday, sis!
You know that I’ll always support you in achieving your dreams unless, of course, that dream is wanting to be younger! I’m not a miracle-maker!
You know that I’ll always support you in achieving your dreams unless, of course, that dream is wanting to be younger! I’m not a miracle-maker!
Happy birthday, my lovely wife!
You know, neither of us appear as old as we actually are... That’s because you don’t look your age and I don’t act my age! Together, we’ll be young forever, my love!
You know, neither of us appear as old as we actually are... That’s because you don’t look your age and I don’t act my age! Together, we’ll be young forever, my love!
It’s great having an aged friend like
you as I get to feel like the young
one of the two of us!
Happy birthday to you, buddy!
you as I get to feel like the young
one of the two of us!
Happy birthday to you, buddy!
Happy birthday, my dear sister!
How is it possible that as the years advance, you somehow manage to look younger and younger! I hope that’s something that runs in our family, sis!
May you have the best birthday today!
How is it possible that as the years advance, you somehow manage to look younger and younger! I hope that’s something that runs in our family, sis!
May you have the best birthday today!
Happy birthday to my dear boyfriend who, unlike his jokes, never falls flat!
I’m kidding, of course! I love your sense of humour! If your parenting skills are half as good as your dad jokes, then you’re going to make a fantastic father someday!
All my love to you on your special day, my dear, and here’s to many more years of making each other laugh!
I’m kidding, of course! I love your sense of humour! If your parenting skills are half as good as your dad jokes, then you’re going to make a fantastic father someday!
All my love to you on your special day, my dear, and here’s to many more years of making each other laugh!
I’m not saying you are old, but your early years are now on the History Channel. Have an amazing birthday, old friend!
I’m sorry that I missed your birthday,
but I think it’s pretty impressive that
I remembered it this soon after!
Happy belated birthday from
your notoriously forgetful friend!
but I think it’s pretty impressive that
I remembered it this soon after!
Happy belated birthday from
your notoriously forgetful friend!
Happy birthday to my amazing
girlfriend who doesn’t settle for
anything less than perfect!
Well, apart from me. You kinda
just settled there!
girlfriend who doesn’t settle for
anything less than perfect!
Well, apart from me. You kinda
just settled there!
