Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to the one who made my childhood so bright and fun!

We built a lifelong friendship from an early age, but the truth is that really we have no choice but to remain friends forever because of the stories we both could tell of one another!
Happy birthday, uncle! Always remember that age is but a number!

It just so happens that in your case it’s a rather large number, though!
I didn’t think it was possible since you’re already pretty awesome but with each passing year, you just keep getting better and better!

Happy birthday, my sweet cousin!
Happy birthday!

I know you already think I’m sweet enough,
but don’t forget to save me a slice of cake!

I’ll also be measuring the size of my
piece by how much I mean to you, so
I’m expecting a pretty huge chunk!
Happy birthday, little sis! You keep trying to catch up with me but you never will! I’ll always win when it comes to being older than you!
There are a handful of siblings
Who have a brother like you
Which is perhaps for the best
Since you’d probably be too
Much to handle for all the rest!

Happy birthday, bro!
The years are really starting to stack up
now, uncle! Never mind, just remember
that you’re only ever as old as you feel!

Happy birthday!
You can be assured that no matter how old you get, I’ll always be there right beside you to help you feel younger than you really are! Happy birthday, bestie!
Uncle, you’re more like a brother
or close friend to me.

Why? Because we share the
same level of maturity, I guess!

I hope you have a wonderful
birthday today full of laughter and
full of joy! Here’s to many more!
I didn’t know what to write in your card,
so I just didn’t get you one! Hopefully
this birthday message will do instead!
Happy birthday to you today
my dear, ageing sister!

Looks like we might have to
get two cakes this year to
accommodate all of the candles!
If you look good on any ordinary
day, I can’t even imagine how
amazing you’ll look in your
birthday suit today!

Happy birthday to you, you
gorgeous human!
Another year older, girl, yet no wiser than
before! Give it a few more years and you’ll
be wiser than ever, I’m sure of it!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, dear sister!

What better gift is there than a 
sweet, thoughtful, and touching 
birthday message written from 
the heart? Something so truly 
sentimental that money simply 
cannot buy.

Okay, yeah, you guessed it…
I forgot to get you a gift!
Happy birthday and best wishes
to my hunky husband!

They say there’s someone for
everyone and that must be true,
as never in my wildest dreams
did I think that someone like me
would find someone like you!
We truly were made for one
another, lover!

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