Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happiest of birthdays to you, cousin!

Seeing as you’re just as close to me as
a sister, I feel I can be honest with you
about anything.

So, I’ll just come right out and tell you…
I totally forgot to get you a gift this year!
Happy birthday to my wonderful teacher! If there were an award for the best teacher of the year, you would win it hands down!
Happy birthday, my fabulous sister! Every day must be like a birthday for you, as you’re lucky enough to have the best sibling in the whole entire world!
Happy birthday to my great sister who’s lucky enough to have an even greater sister! May your special day be as fabulous as we are!
There aren’t many people who love being at school so much that even after they’re finally free and don’t have to attend as a student anymore, they decide they want to come back for more and teach!

I have a lot of respect for you for that alone! Happy birthday to you, teacher!
Loyalty, trust, and a shared sense of
humor are just some of the attributes
that make a friend a best friend, and
you’re so lucky that you have all of
that and more in me!

Happy birthday to you, girl!
For a cousin and a sister all rolled into one
I’m wishing you a birthday that’s full of fun!

Happy birthday, my dear! 

Here’s to the many years of laughter and 
creating wonderful memories together 
that are still waiting to be written!
You’re always playing catch up
Trying to keep up with me
But I’ll always be the elder one
Older than me you’ll never be!

I’m wishing the very happiest
Of birthdays to you today
My sweet younger sister!
Today is your birthday but to tell you the truth, I’m the real winner because I ended up with a husband like you! Happy birthday, my love!
I’m not late in wishing you a happy
birthday, in fact, I purposely delayed
wishing you well in order to prolong
your birthday celebrations!

Happy birthday week, my friend!
Today, I am wishing a super happy birthday to one of my very first friends!

My mind is drawing a blank right now, but you must have some good characteristics for us to have remained friends for as long as we have!
You would think that the older you get, the less annoying you’d become! If only that were true, little bro! Happy birthday to you today!
Happy birthday to my very visibly
elder brother!

When people look at us, they have
no trouble distinguishing between
who is older and who is younger!

I still have my youthful look, and
well, grey hair and wrinkles are
on the horizon for you, bro!

Don’t get down about it, though.
I still think you’re young and fun!

Enjoy your special day, bro!

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