Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to my dear sister who I’m actually quite fond of now!

She’s not nearly as bad as I used to think she was when we were younger!
On your birthday this year, little brother, I propose we make a pact. I won’t reveal your age, so long as you don’t tell anyone that I’m even older than you!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, hubby!

We’re not getting any younger
So as we grow old and gray
Know that I’ll love you for always
As I promised on our wedding day!
Whenever anyone says they wish
they had a sister, I tell them that
they’re welcome to have mine!

I’d never get rid of you that easily
though, sis! Happy birthday!
If you weren’t my cousin
You would be my sibling
As you truly are my sister 
Just from another mister!

Happy birthday, my dear!
Happy birthday, little sister!

I know you’ve always aspired
to grow up to be more like me
but don’t worry, someday you too
will be as gorgeous as can be!
Many see getting older
As something that is
Annoying and a bore
But to me, I think it’s  
Only a good thing
As I only like you better
Each year more and more!

Happy birthday from your
Favorite younger brother, sis!
Happy birthday to my sister who
only gets more beautiful with age!

May you continue to defy mother 
nature for many more years to come!
Happy birthday to a relative of mine who appears much younger than he actually is, mainly owing to the fact that he simply doesn’t act his age!

Your youthfulness is mesmerizing, uncle! I hope you stay this fun forever and never grow up!
I may be late for meeting most other
deadlines, but I’d never be late in
wishing you a happy birthday!

Have a great birthday, teacher!
You are by far my favourite teacher,
and not just because you give us
the least amount of homework!

Happy birthday to you!
Friendship is a choice but when it
comes to family it’s all down to chance!

Thankfully, I was lucky enough to
end up with a sister like you!

Happy birthday!
The older teachers are always the wisest,
and you’re the wisest of them all, teacher!

Wishing you a very happy birthday!
As you turn yet another year older,
you’re growing proof that we
certainly aren’t kids anymore!

Age doesn’t lie, my friend!

Happy birthday to you!
As kids, you always took care of me
but now the time is approaching
where I’ll soon be looking after you!

You know, because you’re old!

Happy birthday, elder bro!

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