Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Don’t worry about gray hairs or wrinkles, uncle, they’re just the mark of a very distinguished man!
Have a wonderful birthday today!
Have a wonderful birthday today!
Nephews and nieces are a dime
a dozen, so to be lucky enough to
have a stand-out one like me is the
best gift you could receive!
That’s also the reason why I didn’t
get you any other kind of present
this year! Happy birthday!
a dozen, so to be lucky enough to
have a stand-out one like me is the
best gift you could receive!
That’s also the reason why I didn’t
get you any other kind of present
this year! Happy birthday!
You deserve more than just any old gift
and only the very best is good enough
for a dear friend and great girl like you!
I refuse to get you anything that doesn’t
match how cool and awesome you are,
and as I am still yet to find that, I
haven’t got you anything at all!
You should be flattered, bestie!
Happy birthday!
and only the very best is good enough
for a dear friend and great girl like you!
I refuse to get you anything that doesn’t
match how cool and awesome you are,
and as I am still yet to find that, I
haven’t got you anything at all!
You should be flattered, bestie!
Happy birthday!
Another year older and yet one more candle to add! If your goal is to have your birthday cake seen from outer space, then you’re certainly on the right path!
From now on, people will take pity on you and start helping you cross the street without you even asking or wanting them to. Have an amazing birthday, my friend!
So, I missed your special day and birthday celebrations, but you know what’s even better than the party itself? The after-party that follows!
I promise I’ll make it up to you with the best post-birthday celebrations possible, my friend!
Happy belated birthday to you!
I promise I’ll make it up to you with the best post-birthday celebrations possible, my friend!
Happy belated birthday to you!
Happy birthday, girl!
You can always count on me to keep you
(somewhat) sane and give you invaluable
advice on anything and everything!
You can always count on me to keep you
(somewhat) sane and give you invaluable
advice on anything and everything!
How do you do it, my love? How do you defy nature and manage to look younger with each passing birthday?!
It’s supposed to work the opposite way!
Love you!
It’s supposed to work the opposite way!
Love you!
I was going to buy you a pretty piece of jewellery this year for your birthday to compliment your jaw-dropping beauty, my love, but then I thought how unnecessary it would be when you’re already as pretty as you could be!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous girlfriend!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous girlfriend!
Happy birthday to you, my love!
Since it’s your birthday today, I’ll let you have the final say for a change! But remember, this very generous offer is only for today so make the most of it and enjoy it while you can!
Since it’s your birthday today, I’ll let you have the final say for a change! But remember, this very generous offer is only for today so make the most of it and enjoy it while you can!
Happy birthday, my perfect man!
Sometimes I think you’re too good to be
true, but then you go and do something
that brings me back down to earth!
I’m just kidding, I really am very lucky to
have ended up with a husband like you!
Sometimes I think you’re too good to be
true, but then you go and do something
that brings me back down to earth!
I’m just kidding, I really am very lucky to
have ended up with a husband like you!
Happy belated birthday to you!
I’m sorry for forgetting your birthday, I know you must have been gutted but it genuinely wasn’t my intention!
I guess it just goes to show that good things do come to those who wait!
I’m sorry for forgetting your birthday, I know you must have been gutted but it genuinely wasn’t my intention!
I guess it just goes to show that good things do come to those who wait!
Happy birthday to my childhood bestie!
Do you know how I know that you’re a
true friend? Well, it’s because you’ve
stuck around and tolerated me for all
these years!
You must have the patience of a saint!
I hope you enjoy your special day today!
Do you know how I know that you’re a
true friend? Well, it’s because you’ve
stuck around and tolerated me for all
these years!
You must have the patience of a saint!
I hope you enjoy your special day today!
Had I known forgetting your birthday would’ve caused so much trouble I’d have tried harder to remember it! I definitely won’t miss another one, that’s for sure!
Happy belated birthday!
Happy belated birthday!
Happy birthday to the smartest, funniest, and most amazing sibling in the world!
Oh, hold on… that should say from, not to!
Oh, hold on… that should say from, not to!
