Funny Birthday Wishes

You think that age is but a number and you’re only as old as you feel. 

Well, tell that to your arthritis when the time comes and you will soon see that age does, in fact, matter a lot.

I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come, my friend!

Happy birthday, my dear cousin! Congratulations on still maintaining your youthful looks despite the many, many, many years that are against you!

Another year older and it’s actually starting to show, bestie! 

Just kidding! You’ve still got a few more good years in you yet! 

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to a teacher who is part
of the furniture!

I’m not being flippant, but my parents
remember when you were a teacher
during their attendance at my school!

Good on you for sticking with it and
persevering through all these years,
especially when you have to put up
with cheeky students like me!

Enjoy your well-deserved special day!

Just one friend? No, I have many, but today is your birthday, which, I guess, makes you the most special of them all today. At least for one day, you should get to know how that feels.

Just kidding. You are my bestie and you know it. You are my special friend all year long.

Have the greatest of birthdays and many more to come!

Happy birthday, teacher!

Perhaps if I didn’t have sooo
much homework to do, I could’ve
baked you a cake!

Happy birthday to my much
much much elder brother!

Enjoy your day while you still
have full mobility, old man!

Happy birthday to the coolest
teacher around!

Whereas other teacher’s classes
seem to drag on, yours are always
fun and I never want them to end!

If only more lessons were like
yours, maybe more people
would think school is cool!

Happy birthday, big bro!

I know that we may fight and
argue sometimes and, although
I wouldn’t know, it surely can’t
be easy to always lose the battle!

So, for your gift this year, I’ll let
you win the next one, for once!

Happy birthday, my dear elder brother!

While I was contemplating what I
should get you this year, a thought
came into my head.

I was thinking that since I know all of
your secrets, bro, I feel it only makes
sense that actually you should be giving
me a gift this year for being such a good
keeper of those secrets!

Judging by the number of secrets I hold
it should be a pretty big gift, too!

I’m just messing with you, bro! I love
that you trust me with these things!

Have an awesome birthday today!

I’m so glad that I found someone as
bonkers as I am to help get me through
those long and boring workdays!

Happy birthday, my friend!

Happy birthday, old man! I hope you can read this message, since you are starting to lose your sight. I would have called you, but your hearing is even worse.

I don’t know how you can even get up in the morning. You are lucky to have a great friend like me to help you along.

Have a great birthday and enjoy whatever years remain!

Don’t worry if you gasp or experience shortness of breath while blowing out all of those candles. No matter how many candles remain, your tears will put them out.

I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come, my friend!

Happy birthday, old man!

If there was ever any doubt as to who’s older out of the two of us, well, your wrinkles say it all now!

Happy birthday to you today, bud!

What more could you possibly want on your special day other than true friendship and a great time!

Well, seeing as I offer both of those things you can consider that your gift this year!