Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

I thought about trying and having a go at baking your birthday cake myself this year, but I quickly changed my mind because it seemed like a lot of effort!

I hope you like generic store-bought cake!

Happy birthday, buddy!
Girl, each year you become more
beautiful and more fabulous than
ever before! I'm just hoping that's
something that runs in the family!

Happy birthday to you!
I want you to know that I have always looked up to you, cousin, no matter whether or not you’re taller than me! I always have done and I always will!

I hope you have an incredible birthday this year, bro!
Whenever anyone says they wish
they had a sister, I tell them that
they’re welcome to have mine!

I’d never get rid of you that easily
though, sis! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!

I know you already think I’m sweet enough,
but don’t forget to save me a slice of cake!

I’ll also be measuring the size of my
piece by how much I mean to you, so
I’m expecting a pretty huge chunk!
Happy birthday, little sis! You keep trying to catch up with me but you never will! I’ll always win when it comes to being older than you!
There are a handful of siblings
Who have a brother like you
Which is perhaps for the best
Since you’d probably be too
Much to handle for all the rest!

Happy birthday, bro!
I didn’t know what to write in your card,
so I just didn’t get you one! Hopefully
this birthday message will do instead!
Another year older, girl, yet no wiser than
before! Give it a few more years and you’ll
be wiser than ever, I’m sure of it!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday and best wishes
to my hunky husband!

They say there’s someone for
everyone and that must be true,
as never in my wildest dreams
did I think that someone like me
would find someone like you!
We truly were made for one
another, lover!
On your birthday, I wanted to tell you how
amazing and perfect you are, and that I
would never want you to change even one
single thing about yourself.

But then I remembered how annoying you
can be sometimes, so maybe you could
just change that?

Happy birthday, my gorgeous guy!
If you weren’t my cousin
You would be my sibling
As you truly are my sister 
Just from another mister!

Happy birthday, my dear!
Happy birthday, little sister!

I know you’ve always aspired
to grow up to be more like me
but don’t worry, someday you too
will be as gorgeous as can be!
Many see getting older
As something that is
Annoying and a bore
But to me, I think it’s  
Only a good thing
As I only like you better
Each year more and more!

Happy birthday from your
Favorite younger brother, sis!

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