Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Today, I’m wishing a very happy birthday
to my sister who has everything she could
ever wish for, including a wonderful sister
like me, most importantly of all!

Enjoy your special day, sis! I hope that it’s
as special as I am!
It can’t be easy being the brother
of someone so amazing, but I hope
that today makes you happy since
it’s your birthday.

After all, it’s the one day of the year
where all of the attention will be on
you for a change!

Happy birthday, bro!
Happiest of birthdays to you, cousin!

Seeing as you’re just as close to me as
a sister, I feel I can be honest with you
about anything.

So, I’ll just come right out and tell you…
I totally forgot to get you a gift this year!
Happy birthday to my wonderful teacher! If there were an award for the best teacher of the year, you would win it hands down!
Happy birthday to a teacher whose
classes are so gripping that I never
want them to end!
Happy birthday, dear brother!

I was going to buy you hair dye for your birthday gift this year, but then I thought a hat would be a better idea since it’ll cover both gray hair and your eventual baldness! I’m always thinking of you, bro!
The Persians knew it, the Aztecs knew it and even the Sumerians knew it. The great secret to living a long life is to have more birthdays! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, teacher! May your special day bring as much joy and excitement to you as summer break brings to me!
You are a very special person to me, and whenever you need me I’ll be there. Today I’m here to help you blow out your birthday candles.

And when the time comes I promise I won't laugh at your false teeth or prosthetic hip, that’s how much I care about you.

Cheers!
Happy birthday, my fabulous sister! Every day must be like a birthday for you, as you’re lucky enough to have the best sibling in the whole entire world!
Happy birthday to my great sister who’s lucky enough to have an even greater sister! May your special day be as fabulous as we are!
Happy birthday, brother!

After another trip around the sun, I thought you might’ve picked up some wisdom on the way around! Ah well, there’s always next year!
There aren’t many people who love being at school so much that even after they’re finally free and don’t have to attend as a student anymore, they decide they want to come back for more and teach!

I have a lot of respect for you for that alone! Happy birthday to you, teacher!

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