Funny Birthday Wishes
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It’s that time of the year again where
I have to act how surprised I am by
how young you look for your age!
Happy birthday to you!
I have to act how surprised I am by
how young you look for your age!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, sis!
You know that I’ll always support you in achieving your dreams unless, of course, that dream is wanting to be younger! I’m not a miracle-maker!
You know that I’ll always support you in achieving your dreams unless, of course, that dream is wanting to be younger! I’m not a miracle-maker!
Happy birthday, brother!
I didn’t get you a gift this year, but
never fear because I’m here! I mean,
what better gift is there than me!
I didn’t get you a gift this year, but
never fear because I’m here! I mean,
what better gift is there than me!
Cousin, you know that you’ve always been like a brother to me. After all, you know me inside and out and you certainly know how to push my buttons!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
If wisdom and beauty come with age then you must be really wise and really beautiful by now, sis!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to the best brother!
Sure, there were times growing up
together when I might have wished
that you were adopted or my brother
from another mother but in the end,
I’m glad you’re my blood-brother!
I could definitely have done a lot
worse and really there’s nobody else
I’d rather have grown up with, bro!
Sure, there were times growing up
together when I might have wished
that you were adopted or my brother
from another mother but in the end,
I’m glad you’re my blood-brother!
I could definitely have done a lot
worse and really there’s nobody else
I’d rather have grown up with, bro!
Happy birthday, my lovely wife!
You know, neither of us appear as old as we actually are... That’s because you don’t look your age and I don’t act my age! Together, we’ll be young forever, my love!
You know, neither of us appear as old as we actually are... That’s because you don’t look your age and I don’t act my age! Together, we’ll be young forever, my love!
Happy birthday, uncle!
I’ve learned so much from you, although
not every lesson you've taught me might
be considered appropriate or useful!
I’ve learned so much from you, although
not every lesson you've taught me might
be considered appropriate or useful!
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but we’ve had a call from the fire department to say that they know how old you’re turning today and that your birthday cake is for sure going to be a fire hazard!
We’ll just have to find some other, safer way to celebrate this grand age of yours!
Happy birthday!
We’ll just have to find some other, safer way to celebrate this grand age of yours!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my cheeky sister!
No matter how old we get, you always retain that childish playfulness that you’ve always had!
No matter how old we get, you always retain that childish playfulness that you’ve always had!
Happy birthday to my absolutely stunning girlfriend!
I must say that luckily you still have beauty on your side, my dear, because the years certainly seem to be against you!
I’m just kidding, you’re not that old really!
Just remember, though, that no matter how old you get, you will always be beautiful in my eyes, my love!
I must say that luckily you still have beauty on your side, my dear, because the years certainly seem to be against you!
I’m just kidding, you’re not that old really!
Just remember, though, that no matter how old you get, you will always be beautiful in my eyes, my love!
Take a really deep breath, cousin, because you’re going to need all the air in your lungs to blow out so many candles today!
Happy birthday to you, my dear!
Happy birthday to you, my dear!
Happy birthday, my dear sister!
How is it possible that as the years advance, you somehow manage to look younger and younger! I hope that’s something that runs in our family, sis!
May you have the best birthday today!
How is it possible that as the years advance, you somehow manage to look younger and younger! I hope that’s something that runs in our family, sis!
May you have the best birthday today!
Happy birthday, my old friend!
When you’ve been friends for as long as
we have, you don’t really have any choice
whether or not you remain friends until
the end of time. We know far too many of
each other’s secrets to ever pull the plug
on this friendship!
When you’ve been friends for as long as
we have, you don’t really have any choice
whether or not you remain friends until
the end of time. We know far too many of
each other’s secrets to ever pull the plug
on this friendship!
You’re another year older and more beautiful than ever, little sister! Happy birthday to you!
Just a word of wisdom from your dear elder sister, keep hold of your beauty and cherish it for as long as you can because once you get to my age those good looks won’t stay around for long!
Just a word of wisdom from your dear elder sister, keep hold of your beauty and cherish it for as long as you can because once you get to my age those good looks won’t stay around for long!
