Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
I was going to buy you hair dye
this year, bro, but what’s the point
when you’ll soon be balding anyway!
Have a great birthday, my dear
elder brother!
this year, bro, but what’s the point
when you’ll soon be balding anyway!
Have a great birthday, my dear
elder brother!
Happy birthday to my closest with the mostest! I mean, just having me as a best friend your entire life is everything you could possibly need!
Happy birthday, big bro!
You’re going to need a big cake
this year to hold so many candles!
You’re going to need a big cake
this year to hold so many candles!
Happy birthday to my sweet cousin!
I wholeheartedly believe that we have a better relationship than most sisters, probably because we didn’t live together growing up!
I’m sure I would’ve grown tired of you had we been in each other’s pockets 24/7!
I wholeheartedly believe that we have a better relationship than most sisters, probably because we didn’t live together growing up!
I’m sure I would’ve grown tired of you had we been in each other’s pockets 24/7!
You are a very special person to me, and whenever you need me I’ll be there. Today I’m here to help you blow out your birthday candles.
And when the time comes I promise I won't laugh at your false teeth or prosthetic hip, that’s how much I care about you.
Cheers!
And when the time comes I promise I won't laugh at your false teeth or prosthetic hip, that’s how much I care about you.
Cheers!
It’s no secret that you’re getting older but
since a marriage is all about trust, we’ll
just keep your true age to ourselves!
Happy birthday, hubby!
since a marriage is all about trust, we’ll
just keep your true age to ourselves!
Happy birthday, hubby!
Happy birthday!
On your special day, I want to thank you for all the wonderful childhood memories we created together! I’ll cherish them until I’m too old to remember them!
On your special day, I want to thank you for all the wonderful childhood memories we created together! I’ll cherish them until I’m too old to remember them!
I was going to buy you some beauty
products for your birthday this year,
girlfriend, but I quickly realised that
not even the most expensive beauty
product could make you any more
beautiful than you already are!
It would just be a waste of money
and an exercise in futility! You are
gorgeous just the way you are!
Wishing you a stunning birthday
from your smooth-talking boyfriend!
products for your birthday this year,
girlfriend, but I quickly realised that
not even the most expensive beauty
product could make you any more
beautiful than you already are!
It would just be a waste of money
and an exercise in futility! You are
gorgeous just the way you are!
Wishing you a stunning birthday
from your smooth-talking boyfriend!
Happy birthday to the world’s luckiest brother! If you’re wondering why you’re so lucky, it’s obviously because you have a super fab sister like me!
I’ve always looked up to you, sis.
When we were younger it was simply because you were taller than me so I didn’t have a choice, but now it’s because I actually respect and admire you!
Happy birthday to you today.
When we were younger it was simply because you were taller than me so I didn’t have a choice, but now it’s because I actually respect and admire you!
Happy birthday to you today.
Today is the day we celebrate the birthday of my best friend! You are such an amazing person, a spectacular human being, the noblest of all the nobles and a super mega friend.
So to celebrate this day I thought I would give you an equally great, amazing, super, fantastic and mega gift. I began wondering what such a gift should be. Perhaps a big parade with floats and a marching band or maybe have fireworks spell out your name in the sky. Whatever the gift would be, it would have to be something spectacular, amazing and awesome. But then I realized you don’t need all that, as you already have me!
May your birthday be filled with laughter!
So to celebrate this day I thought I would give you an equally great, amazing, super, fantastic and mega gift. I began wondering what such a gift should be. Perhaps a big parade with floats and a marching band or maybe have fireworks spell out your name in the sky. Whatever the gift would be, it would have to be something spectacular, amazing and awesome. But then I realized you don’t need all that, as you already have me!
May your birthday be filled with laughter!
Happy birthday to my wonderful wife:
my one and only, the love of my life!
I could never forget your birthday,
my love. After all, it wouldn’t be
worth the repercussions!
my one and only, the love of my life!
I could never forget your birthday,
my love. After all, it wouldn’t be
worth the repercussions!
Happy birthday to my gorgeous girlfriend who is more than just a pretty face!
You are smart and witty, too!
People might not realise that straight away, because they’re just dazzled by your mesmerising beauty!
Wishing you a fabulous birthday, my love!
You are smart and witty, too!
People might not realise that straight away, because they’re just dazzled by your mesmerising beauty!
Wishing you a fabulous birthday, my love!
Happy birthday, sis!
You know that I’ll always support you in achieving your dreams unless, of course, that dream is wanting to be younger! I’m not a miracle-maker!
You know that I’ll always support you in achieving your dreams unless, of course, that dream is wanting to be younger! I’m not a miracle-maker!
