Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Uncle, today is your birthday
so eat, drink and be merry!
I know you’re particularly good
at the first two, at least!
Happy birthday to you!
so eat, drink and be merry!
I know you’re particularly good
at the first two, at least!
Happy birthday to you!
My gorgeous man is getting older and
older! Gradually turning grey and ever
closer to becoming a handsome silver fox!
Happy birthday, my love!
older! Gradually turning grey and ever
closer to becoming a handsome silver fox!
Happy birthday, my love!
Happy birthday, sis!
There might have been a time when we
were younger that I would’ve traded you
for something as small as a chocolate bar,
but now I wouldn’t trade you for the world!
I’ve come to love and embrace the fact
that you’re my annoying little sis and you
always will be! I wouldn’t have you any
other way!
There might have been a time when we
were younger that I would’ve traded you
for something as small as a chocolate bar,
but now I wouldn’t trade you for the world!
I’ve come to love and embrace the fact
that you’re my annoying little sis and you
always will be! I wouldn’t have you any
other way!
Happy birthday, my man! Seeing as I’m the best friend around, I’ll hold back on the jokes about how old you’re getting on your birthday this year!
It brings me great pleasure to be wishing a very happy birthday to my crazy cousin today! May your special day be as wonderfully weird as you are!
It truly is great having a best bud like you.
When I’m standing next to you I instantly
appear younger by comparison - it’s
almost like magic!
Thank you for aging as badly as you
have, my friend, I mean it!
When I’m standing next to you I instantly
appear younger by comparison - it’s
almost like magic!
Thank you for aging as badly as you
have, my friend, I mean it!
They say that you’re only ever as old as you
feel and, seeing as you certainly don’t act
your age, I think it’s safe to say that you’ll
always be younger than you really are!
Happy birthday to you, bestie!
feel and, seeing as you certainly don’t act
your age, I think it’s safe to say that you’ll
always be younger than you really are!
Happy birthday to you, bestie!
Gal pals are a dime a dozen but you’re worth your weight in gold, my dear!
Not that I’m saying you’re heavy, just gold is very valuable! Happy birthday, bestie!
Not that I’m saying you’re heavy, just gold is very valuable! Happy birthday, bestie!
I know that you might be glad of a break from me, but I wish there wasn’t so much distance between us on your birthday this year. It won’t be long and I’ll be back to annoying you with my love! 🤗
People say that you get more beautiful with age, but surely they mean you become more beautiful on the inside because the cracks are certainly starting to show on the outside!
I’m just kidding with you, sis! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
I’m just kidding with you, sis! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous girlfriend!
Today is that one special day of the year that you’ll find me being romantic, so I hope you savor it and make the most of it!
Today is that one special day of the year that you’ll find me being romantic, so I hope you savor it and make the most of it!
Happy birthday to my handsome and intelligent husband who has such good taste. I mean, he decided to marry me for a start!
Happy birthday, teacher!
Perhaps if I didn’t have sooo
much homework to do, I could’ve
baked you a cake!
Perhaps if I didn’t have sooo
much homework to do, I could’ve
baked you a cake!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!
Knowing all your secrets never stopped
me from wanting to be your friend or
from getting to know you better. It should
have, but it didn’t.
There is most certainly something wrong
with me, but that’s ok because there is
something wrong with you too!
Have an awesome birthday, you lovely weirdo!
Knowing all your secrets never stopped
me from wanting to be your friend or
from getting to know you better. It should
have, but it didn’t.
There is most certainly something wrong
with me, but that’s ok because there is
something wrong with you too!
Have an awesome birthday, you lovely weirdo!
I was going to buy you hair dye
this year, bro, but what’s the point
when you’ll soon be balding anyway!
Have a great birthday, my dear
elder brother!
this year, bro, but what’s the point
when you’ll soon be balding anyway!
Have a great birthday, my dear
elder brother!
