Funny Birthday Wishes
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Happy birthday, my dear cousin!
There aren’t many people I would choose to be my cousin and there are even fewer I’d choose to be my sister. Luckily, I didn’t have to choose between either with you as I was handed the 2 in 1!
There aren’t many people I would choose to be my cousin and there are even fewer I’d choose to be my sister. Luckily, I didn’t have to choose between either with you as I was handed the 2 in 1!
Gosh darn it, I missed your birthday!
If it’s any consolation for you to know, I was having a wonderful time and just lost track of the days!
Hopefully I’ll be having less fun next year, then I might remember your birthday!
If it’s any consolation for you to know, I was having a wonderful time and just lost track of the days!
Hopefully I’ll be having less fun next year, then I might remember your birthday!
They say that a man is only as good
as the woman he’s married to, which
I guess is why I’m so spectacular!
It’s all thanks to you, my love!
Happy birthday, my lovely wife!
as the woman he’s married to, which
I guess is why I’m so spectacular!
It’s all thanks to you, my love!
Happy birthday, my lovely wife!
It’s great having an aged friend like
you as I get to feel like the young
one of the two of us!
Happy birthday to you, buddy!
you as I get to feel like the young
one of the two of us!
Happy birthday to you, buddy!
I’m so blessed to have both
a brother and a buddy in you
all rolled up into one cute,
adorable, tiny package!
Happy birthday, little man!
a brother and a buddy in you
all rolled up into one cute,
adorable, tiny package!
Happy birthday, little man!
Happy birthday, my dear little brother!
I know you better than most seeing how I watched you grow up, so my birthday gift to you this year is that I’ll continue to keep all the things I know about you to myself and not reveal any of your secrets!
There aren’t many gifts as good as that!
I know you better than most seeing how I watched you grow up, so my birthday gift to you this year is that I’ll continue to keep all the things I know about you to myself and not reveal any of your secrets!
There aren’t many gifts as good as that!
I have decided that you don’t
need any candles on your
birthday cake this year, my love.
I mean, what else could you
possibly wish for other than
having an amazing girlfriend,
which you already have!
Happy birthday, my lucky man!
need any candles on your
birthday cake this year, my love.
I mean, what else could you
possibly wish for other than
having an amazing girlfriend,
which you already have!
Happy birthday, my lucky man!
They say you can’t put a wise head on young shoulders. Well, you don’t have to worry about that anymore. If anything, your shoulders are too wise for your head.
May you have a fantastic day and many more to come!
May you have a fantastic day and many more to come!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
There aren’t many boyfriends
Who are as wonderful as you!
Of course, that means there
Must be some that are better,
But let’s not focus on that part!
Happy birthday to you, my love!
Violets are blue
There aren’t many boyfriends
Who are as wonderful as you!
Of course, that means there
Must be some that are better,
But let’s not focus on that part!
Happy birthday to you, my love!
Wishing my wonderful wife a happy birthday on her least favorite day of the year, the day she turns another year older!
Happy birthday to you, my sweet cousin!
Seeing as it’s your special day, I’ll let you in on a little secret: I know your true age! Well, with us being as close as we are what else would you expect!
Seeing as it’s your special day, I’ll let you in on a little secret: I know your true age! Well, with us being as close as we are what else would you expect!
You’ve taught me many life lessons, uncle,
too many to list! Some have been useful,
others not so much!
Nevertheless, you’ll always be a true
inspiration to me and I’ll forever hold
everything I’ve learned from you dearly
in my heart!
Happy birthday to you today!
too many to list! Some have been useful,
others not so much!
Nevertheless, you’ll always be a true
inspiration to me and I’ll forever hold
everything I’ve learned from you dearly
in my heart!
Happy birthday to you today!
Many friends throughout life
They come and they go
But with you, it’s the opposite
As I couldn't get rid of you if I tried!
Happy birthday!
They come and they go
But with you, it’s the opposite
As I couldn't get rid of you if I tried!
Happy birthday!
You are my best friend and because of that, I feel it’s my responsibility to remind you not to blow out your candles too hard today as you wouldn’t want your false teeth to come out!
Happy birthday, buddy!
Happy birthday, buddy!
