Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Happy birthday to my childhood bestie!
Do you know how I know that you’re a
true friend? Well, it’s because you’ve
stuck around and tolerated me for all
these years!
You must have the patience of a saint!
I hope you enjoy your special day today!
Do you know how I know that you’re a
true friend? Well, it’s because you’ve
stuck around and tolerated me for all
these years!
You must have the patience of a saint!
I hope you enjoy your special day today!
Happy birthday, my wonderful wife!
I set out to get you the most amazing, meaningful, and heart-touching gift this year when I realized that you already have me! You truly are a very lucky lady!
I set out to get you the most amazing, meaningful, and heart-touching gift this year when I realized that you already have me! You truly are a very lucky lady!
If I didn’t know any better I’d never guess it was your birthday today as you don’t look a day older, let alone a year! Happy birthday, my beautiful cousin!
I have a feeling that the person of your dreams is wishing you a happy birthday today… It’s just down to you to discover who that is!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my better half who
completes me and makes me whole!
Forever grateful for you, my love! 😘
completes me and makes me whole!
Forever grateful for you, my love! 😘
After all these years of marriage, my smile still reaches my eyes whenever I see you!
Happy birthday, my dear wife!
Happy birthday, my dear wife!
You think that age is but a number and you’re only as old as you feel.
Well, tell that to your arthritis when the time comes and you will soon see that age does, in fact, matter a lot.
I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come, my friend!
Well, tell that to your arthritis when the time comes and you will soon see that age does, in fact, matter a lot.
I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come, my friend!
Just one friend? No, I have many, but today is your birthday, which, I guess, makes you the most special of them all today. At least for one day, you should get to know how that feels.
Just kidding. You are my bestie and you know it. You are my special friend all year long.
Have the greatest of birthdays and many more to come!
Just kidding. You are my bestie and you know it. You are my special friend all year long.
Have the greatest of birthdays and many more to come!
Happy birthday to my beautiful girlfriend!
Your birthday is pretty much the only one that I can actually remember by heart, mainly because I know my life wouldn’t be worth living if I were to ever forget it!
I just know how very important your birthday is to you!
I hope you have the absolute best celebrations today, my love!
Your birthday is pretty much the only one that I can actually remember by heart, mainly because I know my life wouldn’t be worth living if I were to ever forget it!
I just know how very important your birthday is to you!
I hope you have the absolute best celebrations today, my love!
Your birthday is the one day of
the year when I suddenly turn into
a romantic so enjoy these rare,
soppy, love-filled hours!
Happy birthday, my love!
the year when I suddenly turn into
a romantic so enjoy these rare,
soppy, love-filled hours!
Happy birthday, my love!
You are a very special person to me, and whenever you need me I’ll be there. Today I’m here to help you blow out your birthday candles.
And when the time comes I promise I won't laugh at your false teeth or prosthetic hip, that’s how much I care about you.
Cheers!
And when the time comes I promise I won't laugh at your false teeth or prosthetic hip, that’s how much I care about you.
Cheers!
Gosh darn it, I missed your birthday!
If it’s any consolation for you to know, I was having a wonderful time and just lost track of the days!
Hopefully I’ll be having less fun next year, then I might remember your birthday!
If it’s any consolation for you to know, I was having a wonderful time and just lost track of the days!
Hopefully I’ll be having less fun next year, then I might remember your birthday!
Happy birthday, love!
On your birthday this year, you can have anything you wish for. But really what more could you want when you already have a girlfriend like me!
On your birthday this year, you can have anything you wish for. But really what more could you want when you already have a girlfriend like me!
Happy birthday to my boyfriend
who is flaming hot, hotter than
all the candles on his cake!
I hope that your day brings you
all the happiness that you deserve,
and that it is as sweet as you are!
Big kisses, handsome!
who is flaming hot, hotter than
all the candles on his cake!
I hope that your day brings you
all the happiness that you deserve,
and that it is as sweet as you are!
Big kisses, handsome!
Happy birthday, little sis!
Over the years you have driven me up the
wall and tried my patience time and time
again, but really I have you to thank for
that as it’s partly down to you that I’m such
a calm, patient, and zen person nowadays!
Over the years you have driven me up the
wall and tried my patience time and time
again, but really I have you to thank for
that as it’s partly down to you that I’m such
a calm, patient, and zen person nowadays!
